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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man 11 weeks ago

St Leonards

Why, oh why, do the English not live in Sexland?

Sussex, Essex, Wessex, Middlesex - all are effectively compass points with "Saxon" at the end, becoming "-sex" over centuries (what happened to Nossex people? We need Nossex!).

But we privileged the Anglo part of Anglo-Saxon to become "Anglish...English".

Where, damn you all, is Sexland?

We should be Sexish.

Just to show those Froggies, if nothing else.

They don't like it up 'em.

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By *a LunaWoman 11 weeks ago

South Wales

I read Sexish in a Sean Connery voice 😍

That was sexy.

Saxon…..Sex on…. You could be onto something (or on something) 😘

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man 11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I read Sexish in a Sean Connery voice 😍

That was sexy.

Saxon…..Sex on…. You could be onto something (or on something) 😘"

Like Sean?

Shexy Luna, very shexy indeed 😘.

Also, if the English were Sexish, I'm sure we'd be forgiven a lot more by Welsh, Scots, and Irish for being the slightly uppity and domineering sibling over the last thousand years.

Coz, Shexy, innit?

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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago

west midlands

This thread has just made me want to rewatch No Sex Please, We're British, haven't seen that film in years!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man 11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This thread has just made me want to rewatch No Sex Please, We're British, haven't seen that film in years!"

I'm an inspirational kinda guy 😘.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 11 weeks ago

North West

The English don't live in Sexland because they're prudish little fuckers who get their cheap thrills from the twitching of next door's net curtains

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man 11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The English don't live in Sexland because they're prudish little fuckers who get their cheap thrills from the twitching of next door's net curtains "

But...that's only because we're wiping our knobs on them...

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By *ags73Man 11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Loved the last kingdom and the sex-on’s seemed cool. Looks like it went to shit down there after that

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By *heel markMan 11 weeks ago

beside the sea

Where, damn you all, is Sexland?

It's in Ijmuiden just across the river from Amsterdam. It wasn't what I was expecting though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Central

Is it like Legoland, for those needing sex

rides?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


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Where, damn you all, is Sexland?"

It got swallowed up by the encroaching North Sea around 9000 years ago, along with Doggerland. That's why you don't see much dogging any more. 😕

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP   Man 11 weeks ago

St Leonards

If "Knob Cheese" is worth 100+ replies, I'm buggered if I'm going to let "Sexland" die.

If only because we need "Nossex" in our lives.

So I'm sharing my toys and bumping .

For the sake of Nossex, have a heart good burghers of FAB.

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