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"This is gold! Mrs TMN x" I can tell right from her long butt crack that’s she’s great at sex | |||
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"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack? 🤔" lol I’m not sure on the detail of the myth but I’m going off long butt crack the better they are ha ha | |||
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"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)" I’ll bring my camera.  | |||
"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)" Use a mirror love | |||
"I think someone is pulling your plonker. " ..beat me to it by a minute! Maybe two by the time it gets sent correctly! | |||
"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)" I took my photo myself. Extended my arm behind me, took the photo upside down, flipped it | |||
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"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)" I'll take photos for you with pleasure lol | |||
"I think someone is pulling your plonker. " I wish they were lol | |||
"Anyone have any tips on how to photograph (or even see) one's own bum crack without having to be a contortionist? (Which leads to a whole different forum thread!)" What phone do you have? | |||
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"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack? 🤔" Well, shit 
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"Are we measuring around the butt cheeks? If we are then I'm an Olympic sex machine." No details so measure whatever you like | |||
"So the taller the person the longer the butt crack? 🤔 Well, shit
"Appropriate for a convo about bum cracks | |||
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"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣" Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know. | |||
"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣 Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know." 🎵 do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro 🎵 | |||
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"Todays beauty standards are impossible to live up to 🤣 Apparently if your ball bag slides on the floor your a god at sex. The more you know. 🎵 do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro 🎵 " Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow | |||
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