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over a year ago
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One of the lovely nurses just asked if a massage would help my stiff muscle, as I'm not a medical man I'm not sure, but I shall trust the nurses judgement and leave it in her hands. |
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over a year ago
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"Whose next
Oh go on then...
My trousers have a lump in them, could do with some assistance  "
I can see the lump sir, quite large, may need some work to sort that out |
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"I think I need surgically removing from my bed! 
We havent finished your treatment yet
Am I allowed a stiff drink yet?  "
Can arrange something stiff for you x |
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"Oh dear god..all knight is now changing his name to all knight and day long ....could someone from the mental health team or a nyphomanic nurse please come and assist.."
On way  |
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"I think I need surgically removing from my bed!
We havent finished your treatment yet
Am I allowed a stiff drink yet? "
Yeah ill get the blender out, Long Island iced teas all round?? For medicinal purposes obviously x |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
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"A woman could die of thirst round here 
how do you think i feel, i've been stuck on a trolly for hours"
Err you got moved to the mortuary you popped your clogs mate..(read old thread) |
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"A woman could die of thirst round here
how do you think i feel, i've been stuck on a trolly for hours
Err you got moved to the mortuary you popped your clogs mate..(read old thread) "
i covered his arse on that one and said I knew where he was though and couldnt tell lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of the lovely nurses just asked if a massage would help my stiff muscle, as I'm not a medical man I'm not sure, but I shall trust the nurses judgement and leave it in her hands."
Pours oil over hands 
Do you mind if I take my nurses outfit off because I'm all wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A woman could die of thirst round here
how do you think i feel, i've been stuck on a trolly for hours
Err you got moved to the mortuary you popped your clogs mate..(read old thread) "
Didn't even notice I wasn't dead!? I'm begining to wonder about these nurses qualifications |
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Whoop whoop i don't need you lot! Just got the all clear and will be spending my weekend at home being cossetted.
If i can only avoid all those nasty bugs!
(was going to blow raspberry, covers face with sleeve and runs away) |
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"Whoop whoop i don't need you lot! Just got the all clear and will be spending my weekend at home being cossetted.
If i can only avoid all those nasty bugs!
(was going to blow raspberry, covers face with sleeve and runs away) "
YEAH!!!!! Excellent news!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?
YesIve administered first aid- Nail glue and a nail file....phew! "
I'm on wheat bag and morphine derivative! |
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"Ive just broken my thumb nail- Does that count?
YesIve administered first aid- Nail glue and a nail file....phew!
I'm on wheat bag and morphine derivative! Im on the latter....good innit!  "
Its floaty!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are any nurses still on duty. I have an awful numbing of my gluteus maximus.
Come and sit with me, I'll look after you "
No there's an offer I cannot refuse. |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Whoop whoop i don't need you lot! Just got the all clear and will be spending my weekend at home being cossetted.
If i can only avoid all those nasty bugs!
(was going to blow raspberry, covers face with sleeve and runs away) "
fantastic newsxxxxxxx |
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"My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it 
Grab my massage oil, ill manipulate the dent out"
Thank you thats the first offer i have had in 8 mths. .. wriggles down and gets comfortable ..hope the hands are warm |
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"My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it
Grab my massage oil, ill manipulate the dent out
Thank you thats the first offer i have had in 8 mths. .. wriggles down and gets comfortable ..hope the hands are warm"
Warming them now,  |
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"My right boob could do with some manipulation its got a dent in it
Grab my massage oil, ill manipulate the dent out
Thank you thats the first offer i have had in 8 mths. .. wriggles down and gets comfortable ..hope the hands are warm
Warming them now, "
Great fotos by the way |
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