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By *.T. OP Man 8 weeks ago
the Dromara hills |
I've seen this a LOT on profiles...
Hung to the front
Unicorns to the front
etc etc.
How many of these actually have a queue?
Can I take a number and get in the queue?
Will people queue jump me so I'll never get to the front?
I need answers!!!  |
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We tv/ts don't bother with the queue anymore. We used to, but then the bouncers always refused us entry when we did reach the front 😥 These days it's either round the back of the building and crawl in through the ladies loo window, or forget the whole idea and go for a kebab instead. |
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"We tv/ts don't bother with the queue anymore. We used to, but then the bouncers always refused us entry when we did reach the front 😥 These days it's either round the back of the building and crawl in through the ladies loo window, or forget the whole idea and go for a kebab instead."
Just stamp on their foot with your stilettos  |
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By *ascaIMan 8 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"I’ve noticed British people do love a queue.
Boarding at an airport .
Fast pass. Can’t be doing with all that airport malarkey."
Plane still ain’t going til me and all the other scruffs have got on though. Fast pass at Alton Towers on the other hand.. |
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The actual word “queue” is French.
It was defined to mean “a line” in 1837 by Thomas Carlyle, who likened the line-up of people he saw outside shops in France to a man's ponytail, which the French called “a queue.”
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"I’ve noticed British people do love a queue.
Boarding at an airport .
Fast pass. Can’t be doing with all that airport malarkey."
Fast pass to sit on the plane first. We're the one's that are stretched out in the departure lounge then get on the plane last  |
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I don’t mind a queue, but will always opt for fast pass/priority boarding ☺️. If I had to prioritise my own queue (should it exist), it would be “people who are relatively local - i.e not 150+ miles away and actually want to meet and not just message endlessly for their wank bank 🤷🏼♀️😇 |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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I'll deliberately queue at a proper checkout in the supermarket to - hopefully - force them to out more staff on the tills. The self service tills are okay in theory but they rob someone of a job, and by the time you've had someone come over because of all the issues with them (I have put it in the bagging area, Disembodied Automated Voice! Stop shouting at me!) they don't save you that much time |
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"I always thought it was a bukake thing, they have a long queue of guys dribbling cone on their face and save the worst till last."
Not that flippin' ice cream thread again. We went through it yesterday. We don't need a second 'coning'! |
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We seemingly have 2 queues:-
A local one with guys who solely think with their dick.
A faraway one with guys who solely think with their dick.
A queue of hot people who make an effort and want to connect would be our preferred queue
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"I've seen this a LOT on profiles...
Hung to the front
Unicorns to the front
etc etc.
How many of these actually have a queue?
Can I take a number and get in the queue?
Will people queue jump me so I'll never get to the front?
I need answers!!! "
Us Brits love a queue . |
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I don't have a queue, I have a system.
Check in and take a pager, then go off and do whatever you need to. When the pager beeps it's your turn, get yourself here pronto (if you miss your go on me you end up having to start all over again).
It's an efficient system except for the pagers which are directly from 1993 and can't be replaced if they malfunction. |
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