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"Strong tea, no sugar, and a bacon and egg muffin with ketchup, please!
Thanks, MB! "
Of course, coming up. Do you want your egg a little running. I was worried might be asked fir fancy stuff. This is a greasy one  |
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"Strong tea, no sugar, and a bacon and egg muffin with ketchup, please!
Thanks, MB!
Of course, coming up. Do you want your egg a little running. I was worried might be asked fir fancy stuff. This is a greasy one "
Oh, the egg has to run a little, yes please! And I like my bacon crispy, if that's ok!
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"Strong tea, no sugar, and a bacon and egg muffin with ketchup, please!
Thanks, MB!
Of course, coming up. Do you want your egg a little running. I was worried might be asked fir fancy stuff. This is a greasy one
Oh, the egg has to run a little, yes please! And I like my bacon crispy, if that's ok!
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Thank you for asking.
One Lincolnshire sausage and tinned tomato doorstep sandwich ( white bread ) with a hearty twist of black pepper, one sports direct mug of strong Assam tea, white, shaken, not stirred ( PG if you haven’t got Assam, in fact any providing it’s not Yorkshire tea) for me and a veggie sausage sandwich on gluten free bread with tomato ketchup, pot of green tea for the lady , if you would be so kind.  |
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"Thank you for asking.
One Lincolnshire sausage and tinned tomato doorstep sandwich ( white bread ) with a hearty twist of black pepper, one sports direct mug of strong Assam tea, white, shaken, not stirred ( PG if you haven’t got Assam, in fact any providing it’s not Yorkshire tea) for me and a veggie sausage sandwich on gluten free bread with tomato ketchup, pot of green tea for the lady , if you would be so kind. "
I can do it all for you no worries but might struggle with the green tea. We run out.  |
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"Sausage butty with red sauce please MB, a black coffee... and can you slip a hashbrown in as well please  
Reoeat customers get a couple so of course. "
Oooo is there a loyalty scheme too?! #stampmycard |
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"Thank you for asking.
One Lincolnshire sausage and tinned tomato doorstep sandwich ( white bread ) with a hearty twist of black pepper, one sports direct mug of strong Assam tea, white, shaken, not stirred ( PG if you haven’t got Assam, in fact any providing it’s not Yorkshire tea) for me and a veggie sausage sandwich on gluten free bread with tomato ketchup, pot of green tea for the lady , if you would be so kind.
I can do it all for you no worries but might struggle with the green tea. We run out. "
Don't worry, I nipped and replenished the stock.
We've plenty green tea. |
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"Sausage butty with red sauce please MB, a black coffee... and can you slip a hashbrown in as well please
Reoeat customers get a couple so of course.
Oooo is there a loyalty scheme too?! #stampmycard "
There is with big rewards. We aim to fully satisfy. |
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"Thank you for asking.
One Lincolnshire sausage and tinned tomato doorstep sandwich ( white bread ) with a hearty twist of black pepper, one sports direct mug of strong Assam tea, white, shaken, not stirred ( PG if you haven’t got Assam, in fact any providing it’s not Yorkshire tea) for me and a veggie sausage sandwich on gluten free bread with tomato ketchup, pot of green tea for the lady , if you would be so kind.
I can do it all for you no worries but might struggle with the green tea. We run out.
Don't worry, I nipped and replenished the stock.
We've plenty green tea. "
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"Thank you for asking.
One Lincolnshire sausage and tinned tomato doorstep sandwich ( white bread ) with a hearty twist of black pepper, one sports direct mug of strong Assam tea, white, shaken, not stirred ( PG if you haven’t got Assam, in fact any providing it’s not Yorkshire tea) for me and a veggie sausage sandwich on gluten free bread with tomato ketchup, pot of green tea for the lady , if you would be so kind.
I can do it all for you no worries but might struggle with the green tea. We run out. "
No worries, she always carries an emergency bag on her person. Forgot to mention, she is rather partial to a good muffin first thing in the morning too. Especially if it’s followed by the sausage. |
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"Well my shift ends in a few mins so they are all yours but remember to stamp the card too for the free hash brown or other little item  of tgeir choice when they return "
I'll stamp their card ....
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"May aswell do breakfast today, I honeslty don't the mental energy today.
What would you like Sweetie ?
Just a jacket potatoe please with some butter and cheese.
Thank you."
Jackets don't go on till 11.00 I am afraid. Try a kittle muffin in the meantime. |
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"Bacon and sausage please....egg chaser too
Drink with that FN?
Are you a coffee man?
No SS. Could you manage a hot chocolate or milkshake please 🤞😊"
Which would you prefer. I'll squirt the cream... |
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"Bacon and sausage please....egg chaser too
Drink with that FN?
Are you a coffee man?
No SS. Could you manage a hot chocolate or milkshake please 🤞😊
Which would you prefer. I'll squirt the cream..."
If it's whipped, the hot chocolate.....cream me up |
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"Bacon and sausage please....egg chaser too
Drink with that FN?
Are you a coffee man?
No SS. Could you manage a hot chocolate or milkshake please 🤞😊
Which would you prefer. I'll squirt the cream...
If it's whipped, the hot chocolate.....cream me up "
One large mug, coming right up. |
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Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt |
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"Bacon and sausage please....egg chaser too
Drink with that FN?
Are you a coffee man?
No SS. Could you manage a hot chocolate or milkshake please 🤞😊
Which would you prefer. I'll squirt the cream...
If it's whipped, the hot chocolate.....cream me up
One large mug, coming right up. "
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"I’ll whip in ‘n’ out for a speedy bacon and sausage butty or three.
Sauce JW ? "
It’s a tough one, I’d have brown with bacon, ketchup with sausages.
I’m not sure a mix of the two’s gonna work so I’ll take ‘em nekkid instead please. |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt "
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy |
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"I’ll whip in ‘n’ out for a speedy bacon and sausage butty or three.
Sauce JW ?
It’s a tough one, I’d have brown with bacon, ketchup with sausages.
I’m not sure a mix of the two’s gonna work so I’ll take ‘em nekkid instead please. "
Nekkid it is then.
Get your chops around them and enjoy!! |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy"
Brown sauce or red ? |
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"Is it too early for some crumpets? With lashings of butter please. And the biggest mug of coffee you can do please and thank you x"
You can have any sort of crumoet here, savoury or sweet. I am sure it is being orepared for youvas we speak |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ? "
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
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"Is it too early for some crumpets? With lashings of butter please. And the biggest mug of coffee you can do please and thank you x
You can have any sort of crumoet here, savoury or sweet. I am sure it is being orepared for youvas we speak "
Happy to Crumpet for you.
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
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"Is it too early for some crumpets? With lashings of butter please. And the biggest mug of coffee you can do please and thank you x
You can have any sort of crumoet here, savoury or sweet. I am sure it is being orepared for youvas we speak
Happy to Crumpet for you.
😘"
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋 "
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋 |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋 "
Ooops might have to lick that off afterwards |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋 "
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course "
I'm rather partial to a tip. |
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Bacon, egg and mushroom roll please good sir. Can I have the egg flipped both sides, ain't nobody wants yolk in their beard.
Also a white coffee please, no, just a white coffee, not a flat white, a latte, an Americano with milk (and yes I know this is a white coffee), just a white coffee please. Like Macdonald's or Greggs - I'm classy.
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course
I'm rather partial to a tip. "
I think after the nurturing I just received my reward to you is more than just the tip  |
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"Bacon, egg and mushroom roll please good sir. Can I have the egg flipped both sides, ain't nobody wants yolk in their beard.
Also a white coffee please, no, just a white coffee, not a flat white, a latte, an Americano with milk (and yes I know this is a white coffee), just a white coffee please. Like Macdonald's or Greggs - I'm classy.
P"
Of course you can. I am leaving you in the wonderful hands of Sinister as I am just off out in a mo. Enjoy |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course
I'm rather partial to a tip.
I think after the nurturing I just received my reward to you is more than just the tip "
I shall await further information.... |
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"Bacon, egg and mushroom roll please good sir. Can I have the egg flipped both sides, ain't nobody wants yolk in their beard.
Also a white coffee please, no, just a white coffee, not a flat white, a latte, an Americano with milk (and yes I know this is a white coffee), just a white coffee please. Like Macdonald's or Greggs - I'm classy.
P
Of course you can. I am leaving you in the wonderful hands of Sinister as I am just off out in a mo. Enjoy "
Pleasure is all mine.
I'll get egg flipping.
Over easy as the yanks call it. |
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I've come to help Sinister Spinster.
No trying to touch her muffins without paying and there will be crying over spilt ketchup.
Need to keep it spick and span for Mr Mobile. He has the food inspectors in tomorrow and wants to keep his five star rating.
Cappucinos come with a chocolate powder ghost on top as its Halloween.
Free Sunday papers to read whilst enjoying your breakfast.
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course
I'm rather partial to a tip.
I think after the nurturing I just received my reward to you is more than just the tip
I shall await further information...."
I will donate a stress relieving neck & shoulder massage to keep you pain free whilst bending over to serve from the mobile serving hatch |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course
I'm rather partial to a tip.
I think after the nurturing I just received my reward to you is more than just the tip
I shall await further information....
I will donate a stress relieving neck & shoulder massage to keep you pain free whilst bending over to serve from the mobile serving hatch "
You're keeping me bendy so I can work more.
Thanks. 😋 |
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"I've come to help Sinister Spinster.
No trying to touch her muffins without paying and there will be crying over spilt ketchup.
Need to keep it spick and span for Mr Mobile. He has the food inspectors in tomorrow and wants to keep his five star rating.
Cappucinos come with a chocolate powder ghost on top as its Halloween.
Free Sunday papers to read whilst enjoying your breakfast.
"
Ah ha. My serving wench arrives. You're late!! I shall be administering something for your tardiness
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"I've come to help Sinister Spinster.
No trying to touch her muffins without paying and there will be crying over spilt ketchup.
Need to keep it spick and span for Mr Mobile. He has the food inspectors in tomorrow and wants to keep his five star rating.
Cappucinos come with a chocolate powder ghost on top as its Halloween.
Free Sunday papers to read whilst enjoying your breakfast.
Ah ha. My serving wench arrives. You're late!! I shall be administering something for your tardiness
😉"
I'm guessing its not 100 lines..
I must not be late
I must not be late
I must not be late
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"I've come to help Sinister Spinster.
No trying to touch her muffins without paying and there will be crying over spilt ketchup.
Need to keep it spick and span for Mr Mobile. He has the food inspectors in tomorrow and wants to keep his five star rating.
Cappucinos come with a chocolate powder ghost on top as its Halloween.
Free Sunday papers to read whilst enjoying your breakfast.
Ah ha. My serving wench arrives. You're late!! I shall be administering something for your tardiness
😉
I'm guessing its not 100 lines..
I must not be late
I must not be late
I must not be late
"
Don't give me ideas .... |
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"I'll have anything so maybe some bacon sandwich, could sure use a pick me up right now.
Big pile of bacon sarnies, some sausages, tomatoes, hash browns and eggs.
Dig in darling. "
Thank you, your the best.
Definitely need this right now.
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course
I'm rather partial to a tip.
I think after the nurturing I just received my reward to you is more than just the tip
I shall await further information....
I will donate a stress relieving neck & shoulder massage to keep you pain free whilst bending over to serve from the mobile serving hatch
You're keeping me bendy so I can work more.
Thanks. 😋"
I think you should use that bendiness for some “ you time” & have a coffee break for yourself. Your minions can take the strain for a few minutes  |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course
I'm rather partial to a tip.
I think after the nurturing I just received my reward to you is more than just the tip
I shall await further information....
I will donate a stress relieving neck & shoulder massage to keep you pain free whilst bending over to serve from the mobile serving hatch
You're keeping me bendy so I can work more.
Thanks. 😋
I think you should use that bendiness for some “ you time” & have a coffee break for yourself. Your minions can take the strain for a few minutes "
I'll have you know my official job title is serving wench  Ha
Although being a minion would be pretty cool Bananaaaaaa |
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"Just been outside & it’s a bit nippy , so if there’s a full breakfast going, with the crispy smoked bacon, black pudding ( with big chunks of fat in it) runny egg, mushrooms ,fried bread, & let’s make it saucy with a squirt
Of course, I will get it hoing and SS will put the final touches for you. Enjoy
Brown sauce or red ?
Much better with red especially leaving a red lip mark on something
💋
Mmmm my thoughts exactly 💋
Don't forget to leave feedback pls and your tip for Sinister. Though tips are optional of course
I'm rather partial to a tip.
I think after the nurturing I just received my reward to you is more than just the tip
I shall await further information....
I will donate a stress relieving neck & shoulder massage to keep you pain free whilst bending over to serve from the mobile serving hatch
You're keeping me bendy so I can work more.
Thanks. 😋
I think you should use that bendiness for some “ you time” & have a coffee break for yourself. Your minions can take the strain for a few minutes "
My minions should be working so hard their strain is obvious !!
Me time, that sounds lovely. |
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"I'll have anything so maybe some bacon sandwich, could sure use a pick me up right now.
Big pile of bacon sarnies, some sausages, tomatoes, hash browns and eggs.
Dig in darling.
Thank you, your the best.
Definitely need this right now.
"
That's what friends are for. |
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"I'll have anything so maybe some bacon sandwich, could sure use a pick me up right now.
Big pile of bacon sarnies, some sausages, tomatoes, hash browns and eggs.
Dig in darling.
Thank you, your the best.
Definitely need this right now.
That's what friends are for. "
Yeah, exactly! |
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"Flying visit, making sure all your nerds are being met. I am out having cake
The nerds are happily being served by Pocket and I.
Happy caking MB x "
Wonderful. Cake done, plenty of coffee too and some xmas shopping (oh I know, very decadent) |
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