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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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"Everybody is attractive to someone!
So I keep telling myself.
Your hair, sorry is it me or did you dye it?
Black and white is dope.
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This place turned me grey |
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By *ir tootMan 20 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Everybody is attractive to someone!
So I keep telling myself.
Your hair, sorry is it me or did you dye it?
Black and white is dope.
This place turned me grey"
Ohhhh, that makes sense yup.
You got the fabgrey. |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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That's a bit bitchy you could say girls 3 ways to get laid actually that doesn't work enough desperate people on here we will take anything. Put a dress on the kitchen sink I'd be happy |
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"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
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My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack
Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident.
Not bothered about rejection.
Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ?
If rejected try again with another female. |
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By *ags73Man 19 weeks ago
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"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
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Sigh. If only it were so easy.
I try at 1., usually good at 2, but sadly not so much on the dick wetting.
Bit of a pity as I’d give a good ride. 😕
One day my princess will appear.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago
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"Finally an honest (non politically correct) thread about it . Now let's determine what an attractive man looks like "
Shit,I'm meant to be PC on here? Uh oh....
You just need to be attractive to the person you're trying to get your dick wet with.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago
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"In no particular order...
Have good banter
Be honest and upfront
Dress well
Smell good
Know a dick pic is not a good opener
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Don't use the word banter, definitely not "bants"
Greasy mechanic types are acceptable
If it's a pretty penis, it's a good opener
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My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack
Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident.
Not bothered about rejection.
Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ?
If rejected try again with another female. "
Hit the nail on the head  |
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Not much we can do about 1, and for a lot of people they seem to go out of their way to strike out on number 2.
1. You can do all you can, clean, well groomed, dress great but if someone isn't attracted to you, then it's probably not going to happen.
2. It's far easier to not be a dickehead, surely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago
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"If you open a door for me and then slap my ass as I walk past and wink at me as I look back...🙌🏻 easy 🤣
You sure that's not sexual assault?"
Depends if the guys hot or not.
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By *ir tootMan 19 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
Andrew tate? Err the amount of guys at my old job who turned on for me saying I dislike was was crazy 🤣.
You next off have a decent size cock and have a personality not based off of Andrew Tates war room "
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"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
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That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks.
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"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks.
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She is shallow. No standards at all that one.
I feel like apologising on behalf of women to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago
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"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks.
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Yes, I'm shallow.  |
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By *agic.MMan 19 weeks ago
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"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks.
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What is shallow about it? Would you have sex with a man you don't find physically or sexually attractive? Also the word "dickhead " is an umbrella term that can make reference to many negative adjectives (arrogant, vain, rude disrespectful, ignorant, bigoted...) so how is it not accurate ? Men might be more than just looks in your personal life...but on Fab I'm not so sure we are ( dozens of messages from women focusing just on my looks makes me sceptical) |
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"One out of two is ok, right?
Depends which one it is.
Mrs TMN x
Well I’m not a dickhead
Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜"
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I think he's in need of a little light objectification!
Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? |
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"One out of two is ok, right?
Depends which one it is.
Mrs TMN x
Well I’m not a dickhead
Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜
🤣👏
I think he's in need of a little light objectification!
Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going? "
When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea?
(You sexy fuck) 💜 |
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"One out of two is ok, right?
Depends which one it is.
Mrs TMN x
Well I’m not a dickhead
Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜
🤣👏
I think he's in need of a little light objectification!
Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going?
When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea?
(You sexy fuck) 💜"
Don’t be shy now, Tea |
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"One out of two is ok, right?
Depends which one it is.
Mrs TMN x
Well I’m not a dickhead
Fuck off trying to claim you're not the other one Tea 💜
🤣👏
I think he's in need of a little light objectification!
Tea, you're definitely attractive, and not a dickhead. How's the getting laid going?
When was the last time you slept alone not through choice or work based circumstances Tea?
(You sexy fuck) 💜
Don’t be shy now, Tea "
I feel attacked.
No. Smug. I feel smug |
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My opinion to this. Attractive ? Does not have to be Brad Pitt , George Clooney in looks. Not gym fit , 6 pack
Main thing I have noticed is male has to be confident.
Not bothered about rejection.
Then can chat , make females laugh feel at ease . ?
If rejected try again with another female.
Hit the nail on the head "
I have noticed on various similar topics. Reply's from males saying they can go out any weekend and ‘pull’ a female. ( Have penetrative sex every weekend ) ?
My thought to that is are they in dream world. Yes possibly get a ‘date’ if lucky but not sex every weekend.
That is why on Fab even more so will not get a meet due to ratio of males , females |
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"1. Be attractive
2. Don't be a total dickhead
Go forth and get that dick wet!!
That's a bit shallow, that's just what you seek. Some females have standards and don't drop their knickers just because a man is attractive. Sometimes being attractive can make a man arrogant. Men are so much more than just looks.
Yes, I'm shallow. "
I’m a pool attended at the shallow end  |
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Do I not need a huge checklist of other things though?
