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By *oontune OP Man 4 weeks ago

Menston

Anyone like a bit of cheddar?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 4 weeks ago

Southampton

I prefer Brie or Stilton

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 4 weeks ago

St Leonards

Like, strong enough to make your gums seek asylum in Russia cheddar?

In!

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By *ermite12ukMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Why have you got a load, that's fallen off the back of a lorry?

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

I'll have some Gruyère or Manchego if you have them

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By *mmaleiaWoman 4 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Montagnolo please, no dick cheese 🤮

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

"Montagnolo please, no dick cheese 🤮"

A lady of taste, I see

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 4 weeks ago

Reading

Epoisse?

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By *rincipessaWoman 4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

No thanks. Checked my messages this morning. Enough cheese to last a life time.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"No thanks. Checked my messages this morning. Enough cheese to last a life time. "

you should get quality bum pics not that.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Yes if you have some pickled onion cheese

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By *vaRose43Woman 4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Any Caws Teifi?, if not I’ll take some Wensleydale with pineapple

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

The more mature the cheddar the better

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By *ools and the brainCouple 4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

20 ton's have been knicked apparently.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 4 weeks ago

Norwich

Go on then, I’ll have a truckle. You learn something every day.

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman 4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Any foreskins need cleaning.. nom.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Any foreskins need cleaning.. nom."

Aw shame I clean mine all day.

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By *ansoffateMan 4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Aged Gouda with Port and maybe a plum chutney.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple 4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Anyone like a bit of cheddar?"

I'm guessing you might have 22 tons that your wanting to offload before it goes off?

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By *oontune OP Man 4 weeks ago

Menston

Slightly less, I was a bit peckish

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By *ornucopiaMan 4 weeks ago

Bexley

"Why have you got a load, that's fallen off the back of a lorry?

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It's usually higher value food, like steak, which usually gets hawked within yards of the convenience store it was nicked from.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 4 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Wheels ....... they nicked wheels of cheese.

Freesy Cheesy Wheels ......

Jeesy how do you get the transport for it ?

Maybe they wheeled them off into the sunset

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 4 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Insurance scam ??

That's a helluva lorra cheese to get off with and get rid of

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By *rincipessaWoman 4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

"No thanks. Checked my messages this morning. Enough cheese to last a life time.

you should get quality bum pics not that."

I always love quality bum pics 😏

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"No thanks. Checked my messages this morning. Enough cheese to last a life time.

you should get quality bum pics not that.

I always love quality bum pics 😏"

Well I'm on 3 now, gonna have to make another at some point because someone told me too. 🤔.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Insurance scam ??

That's a helluva lorra cheese to get off with and get rid of "

Black market underground cheese fair

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By *ockinthevanMan 4 weeks ago

wigan

"Anyone like a bit of cheddar?"

Apparently there is a lorry load of truckles looking for a buyer according to the news.

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By *r TriomanMan 4 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'd like some very mature Cheddar please, non of that childish cheddar for me, I'm a grown-up don't you know.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 4 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Anyone like a bit of cheddar?"

I do but very jealous not allowed much of it....about an ounce a week. Life is so unfair.... I save it up and have a cheese board at Christmas and avoid my blood cholesterol test until Spring.

Gp would love to put me on statins so I forfeit the cheese to avoid statins.

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

I was offered some stol.n cheese in my local pub

I thought how dairy

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By *penminddmanMan 4 weeks ago

Lisburn

I’ll swap you 5 dairylea triangles for half a pound of cheddar

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple 4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Come on OP, fess up!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/scammer-steals-22-tonnes-of-cheddar-cheese-from-neals-yard-in-london-13241159

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By *eordieJeansCouple 4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Message Daizy. I hear she loves a bit of cheese.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 4 weeks ago

Norwich

"Insurance scam ??

That's a helluva lorra cheese to get off with and get rid of "

That thought did cross my mind too. Apparently all the suppliers have already been paid so “they don’t lose out”.

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By *agic johnsonMan 3 weeks ago

morden

No ya there's enough cheese in these forums

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By *cotlad178Man 3 weeks ago

falkirk

"Anyone like a bit of cheddar?

I do but very jealous not allowed much of it....about an ounce a week. Life is so unfair.... I save it up and have a cheese board at Christmas and avoid my blood cholesterol test until Spring.

Gp would love to put me on statins so I forfeit the cheese to avoid statins."
poor soul 😢 I can't fathom not having alot of cheese, especially on toasties

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 3 weeks ago

Leeds

Shop lifting ?

What do you charge? Half rrp?

I only pay a third, after all a 10 bag is a 10 bag when you’re desperate.

The mr

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By *layfullsamMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull

It’s nacho cheese to sell

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