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999 emergency...

By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

After a few injuries and illnesses on the forum lately it would appear that jules (sexycouple548) and myself are assisting the needy with our medical knowledge and nursey type help!!

So anyone needing any assistance speak up and we will get to you as soon as possible...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am first in the line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paramedic here that can also help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting......faint......light......fading

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Paramedic here that can also help"

Super, if we need any factual medical knowledge instead of just us prancing about in nurses outfits we will call on you!! Xx lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry, I don't believe you're medically qualified at all and would use the opportunity to molest people for your own depraved ends, so I shall be reporting you all to the fake nurse police.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my way for a rather scary check up at the hospital, may need TLC afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paramedic here that can also help

Super, if we need any factual medical knowledge instead of just us prancing about in nurses outfits we will call on you!! Xx lol "

I do practical medical stuff too. But do like a prance,

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Getting......faint......light......fading"

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"I'm sorry, I don't believe you're medically qualified at all and would use the opportunity to molest people for your own depraved ends, so I shall be reporting you all to the fake nurse police.

Oh... We were under the impression that prancing around in a PVC nurses outfit would make anyone feel better? Take a temp now and then, cold flannel on the forehead that sort of thing

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"On my way for a rather scary check up at the hospital, may need TLC afterwards. "

No problem ruby, TLC is our speciality, hope it goes ok x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sorry, I don't believe you're medically qualified at all and would use the opportunity to molest people for your own depraved ends, so I shall be reporting you all to the fake nurse police.

Real nurse, and everything jodie, are they sexy mo fos in which case.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On my way for a rather scary check up at the hospital, may need TLC afterwards. "

TLC in abundance in your return,.good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having unepectedly been sent for blood tests by my GP this morning I am more than receptive to the idea of nurses in PVC trying to make me feel better...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having unepectedly been sent for blood tests by my GP this morning I am more than receptive to the idea of nurses in PVC trying to make me feel better..."

Lay down there, be with you soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having unepectedly been sent for blood tests by my GP this morning I am more than receptive to the idea of nurses in PVC trying to make me feel better..."

No PVC or nurse here but good luck vibes being sent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a nurses outfit and 1st aid training can i join in.

And i do like molesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On way to hospital also, surgeons finally decided to look at my osteomas again for surgery.

Oh joy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On way to hospital also, surgeons finally decided to look at my osteomas again for surgery.

Oh joy.

good luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On way to hospital also, surgeons finally decided to look at my osteomas again for surgery.

Oh joy.

Good luck,.TLC clinic open for your return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm due my depo injection, can you administer a big prick in my bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There isn't anything actually wrong with me...... But I could do with a medica!!!

Would that be ok, and can I request both of you in nurses outfits please?

Many thanks Lucy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There isn't anything actually wrong with me...... But I could do with a medica!!!

Would that be ok, and can I request both of you in nurses outfits please?

Many thanks Lucy

Will bring it with me!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive been trained to perform a trachioctomy, not that i ever have

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

How many people actually don't come round after a general anaesthetic????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive been trained to perform a trachioctomy, not that i ever have"

Cool, andim trained at caring for them so can team up x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive been trained to perform a trachioctomy, not that i ever have"

For some reason Karen, this information has made me feel very nervous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm due my depo injection, can you administer a big prick in my bum

No prob, which cheek ??? Although its been said that there some big ones on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm due my depo injection, can you administer a big prick in my bum

No prob, which cheek ??? Although its been said that there some big ones on here

I've got very big cheeks

its the left on this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

It may take 3 of you to give me the once over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

I am having a lie down....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

It may take 3 of you to give me the once over

Greedy girl, hope youre not going to be difficult

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

I am having a lie down....

Christ jules, nearly choked on me crisp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

It may take 3 of you to give me the once over

Greedy girl, hope youre not going to be difficult

Oh no I will not be difficult!! I will be very cooperate promise

unless you want me to put up a little struggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At this rate we can start our own medical practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen"

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ? "

Not me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ? "

Erm no thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

It may take 3 of you to give me the once over

Greedy girl, hope youre not going to be difficult

Oh no I will not be difficult!! I will be very cooperate promise

unless you want me to put up a little struggle

"
may need to restrain you, for your own safety of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

It may take 3 of you to give me the once over

Greedy girl, hope youre not going to be difficult

Oh no I will not be difficult!! I will be very cooperate promise

unless you want me to put up a little struggle

may need to restrain you, for your own safety of course"

Oh yeah...... Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All hands on deck, sex on the beach is being difficlult, need to restrain her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

It may take 3 of you to give me the once over

Greedy girl, hope youre not going to be difficult

Oh no I will not be difficult!! I will be very cooperate promise

unless you want me to put up a little struggle

may need to restrain you, for your own safety of course

Oh yeah...... Go for it

Loves a greedy girl

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

Bed bath.. You will need to be naked though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies. "

Sit down and let me feel your pulse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies. "

Join the Que

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All hands on deck, sex on the beach is being difficlult, need to restrain her"

Oh I am so going to enjoy this

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By *ondonpride69Couple over a year ago

Blackpool

I've broken a fingernail, Medic, medic

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies.

Sit down and let me feel your pulse

I have a growth that has its own pulse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies.

Sit down and let me feel your pulse

I have a growth that has its own pulse

Blimey!! It won't stop throbbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

Bed bath.. You will need to be naked though

Ok no problem which side are you starting with?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies.

Sit down and let me feel your pulse

I have a growth that has its own pulse

Blimey!! It won't stop throbbing

Think or may need mouth to mouth

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies.

Sit down and let me feel your pulse

I have a growth that has its own pulse

Blimey!! It won't stop throbbing

Quick put your safety glasses on and pop it for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have my first aid cert all up to date too ............... shall I take on Ryan's grown with a pulse??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my first aid cert all up to date too ............... shall I take on Ryan's grown with a pulse??

thats growth and not grown ........ although I guess it has !!! lol

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies.

Sit down and let me feel your pulse

I have a growth that has its own pulse

Blimey!! It won't stop throbbing

Think or may need mouth to mouth

You're so kinky ! No one has ever offered to suck a spot for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

Bed bath.. You will need to be naked though

Ok no problem which side are you starting with?

Ok to start at the feet ?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have my first aid cert all up to date too ............... shall I take on Ryan's grown with a pulse??

thats growth and not grown ........ although I guess it has !!! lol

Haha it's getting bigger by the minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So.......much......pain.....need......blow.......job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY! I have a proper emergency. Out of the way you softies and cry babies.

Sit down and let me feel your pulse

I have a growth that has its own pulse

Blimey!! It won't stop throbbing

Think or may need mouth to mouth

You're so kinky ! No one has ever offered to suck a spot for me

Where the other two gone? I'm busy with Julie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

Bed bath.. You will need to be naked though

Ok no problem which side are you starting with?

Start at the top anf work down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can someone loosen my restraints a bit please!! I beginning to feel a tingle in certain parts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

Bed bath.. You will need to be naked though

Ok no problem which side are you starting with?

Ok to start at the feet ?

I hate my feet being touched

You'll have to gag me to stop me screaming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my first aid cert all up to date too ............... shall I take on Ryan's grown with a pulse??

thats growth and not grown ........ although I guess it has !!! lol

Haha it's getting bigger by the minute

carry on and it will explode !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.......much......pain.....need......blow.......job"

was a nurse in a previous life...can I help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my first aid cert all up to date too ............... shall I take on Ryan's grown with a pulse??

thats growth and not grown ........ although I guess it has !!! lol

Haha it's getting bigger by the minute

Hands Minxy the largest needle in the box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.......much......pain.....need......blow.......job

was a nurse in a previous life...can I help?

"
light......fading......cock......stiffening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my first aid cert all up to date too ............... shall I take on Ryan's grown with a pulse??

thats growth and not grown ........ although I guess it has !!! lol

Haha it's getting bigger by the minute

Hands Minxy the largest needle in the box

oooooo now where can I poke this ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

scottish rgn here

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Thar she blows....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thar she blows...."

Can you undo please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone loosen my restraints a bit please!! I beginning to feel a tingle in certain parts

Rubs a bit of valaline around wrists and ankles. We have you just where we want you

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

Bed bath.. You will need to be naked though

Ok no problem which side are you starting with?

Ok to start at the feet ?

I hate my feet being touched

You'll have to gag me to stop me screaming

Will my silk scarf do ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you need another Nurse

Now where did Julie go ?

Getting busy here, aaleays need another pair of hands, welcome aboard queen

Thank you

now who needs a enema ?

Not me

Was a joke

What other services are you offering?

Bed bath.. You will need to be naked though

Ok no problem which side are you starting with?

Ok to start at the feet ?

I hate my feet being touched

You'll have to gag me to stop me screaming

Will my silk scarf do ?

Yes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?"

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thar she blows...."

that didnt take long

right whose next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can the hot nurses sort my raging hardon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.......much......pain.....need......blow.......job

was a nurse in a previous life...can I help?

light......fading......cock......stiffening"

thats cos all the bloods going to your willy...starving your brain of oxygen. poor lad...need to make it soft again. Good smack with a ruler should do the trick

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

There you go. Be free, Be free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can the hot nurses sort my raging hardon?"

they all appear to be distracted ...... I appear to be the only free at the moment

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"There isn't anything actually wrong with me...... But I could do with a medica!!!

Would that be ok, and can I request both of you in nurses outfits please?

Many thanks Lucy

I'm waiting for mine to be delivered!!

) x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can the hot nurses sort my raging hardon?

they all appear to be distracted ...... I appear to be the only free at the moment

nhs standards have been slipping for years...but heyho..we accept it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

There you go. Be free, Be free

Wanna hide in this cupboard with me?

Away from nasty needles and enemas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.......much......pain.....need......blow.......job

was a nurse in a previous life...can I help?

light......fading......cock......stiffening

thats cos all the bloods going to your willy...starving your brain of oxygen. poor lad...need to make it soft again. Good smack with a ruler should do the trick

"
by the time the home help service gets here I'll have passed out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone call?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

There you go. Be free, Be free

Wanna hide in this cupboard with me?

Away from nasty needles and enemas "

Sure. Can we do it naked? It's far more comforting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone call?

Yes I am in dire need of assistance..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone call?

Yes I am in dire need of assistance..

Whats your emergency madam?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

There you go. Be free, Be free

Wanna hide in this cupboard with me?

Away from nasty needles and enemas

Sure. Can we do it naked? It's far more comforting. "

Well as I am already naked i can't see why not! Not much room in here though so may have to get up close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone call?

Yes I am in dire need of assistance..

Whats your emergency madam?

Nasty people shoved needles into me..and I am feeling sore all over, I think I need someone more skilled eg you to take over my care now

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone call?

Yes I am in dire need of assistance..

Whats your emergency madam?

Nasty people shoved needles into me..and I am feeling sore all over, I think I need someone more skilled eg you to take over my care now

Well, you better lie down over there. Lets have a look at these holes.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next?? "

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have I been left on a trolley in the corridor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I been left on a trolley in the corridor?"

Its called prioritising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I been left on a trolley in the corridor?"

Yes as you only need minor assistance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I been left on a trolley in the corridor?

Yes as you only need minor assistance

"
MINOR ASSISTANCE?! I've lost gallons of blood and may be scarred for life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

Will it hurt nurse? I am a bit flustered already...and couldn't take a ramming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I been left on a trolley in the corridor?

Yes as you only need minor assistance

MINOR ASSISTANCE?! I've lost gallons of blood and may be scarred for life"

Hush your mouth...get to the back of the queue

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

There you go. Be free, Be free

Wanna hide in this cupboard with me?

Away from nasty needles and enemas

Sure. Can we do it naked? It's far more comforting.

Well as I am already naked i can't see why not! Not much room in here though so may have to get up close

Ok I've been wearing a condom all week just on the off chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I been left on a trolley in the corridor?

Yes as you only need minor assistance

MINOR ASSISTANCE?! I've lost gallons of blood and may be scarred for life

Hush your mouth...get to the back of the queue

"
that's it I'm going private!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

May I offer my assistance?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

There you go. Be free, Be free

Wanna hide in this cupboard with me?

Away from nasty needles and enemas

Sure. Can we do it naked? It's far more comforting.

Well as I am already naked i can't see why not! Not much room in here though so may have to get up close

Ok I've been wearing a condom all week just on the off chance

Oh lovely

I have had my lunch so don't have any room for cheesy cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I been left on a trolley in the corridor?

Yes as you only need minor assistance

MINOR ASSISTANCE?! I've lost gallons of blood and may be scarred for life

Hush your mouth...get to the back of the queue

that's it I'm going private!"

I'll check my inbox then

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

Ok, what are your symptoms? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

Will it hurt nurse? I am a bit flustered already...and couldn't take a ramming

You'll be surprised how much the human body can take. Relax, I'll be over before you know it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

Ok, what are your symptoms? X"

Rosy cheeks, sweaty forehead and butterfly tummy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

May I offer my assistance?

Back of the queue sugar!!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thar she blows....

Can you undo please!

What do you need undoing?

The restraints..... They are slightly too tight

There you go. Be free, Be free

Wanna hide in this cupboard with me?

Away from nasty needles and enemas

Sure. Can we do it naked? It's far more comforting.

Well as I am already naked i can't see why not! Not much room in here though so may have to get up close

Ok I've been wearing a condom all week just on the off chance

Oh lovely

I have had my lunch so don't have any room for cheesy cock "

Don't worry, I squirted it with Lynx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

Ok, what are your symptoms? X

Rosy cheeks, sweaty forehead and butterfly tummy.

Ah yeah, I prescribe a stiff.....drink, a lie down and a massage x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

May I offer my assistance?

Now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

Will it hurt nurse? I am a bit flustered already...and couldn't take a ramming

You'll be surprised how much the human body can take. Relax, I'll be over before you know it!"

Oh I say that feels better already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

Ok, what are your symptoms? X

Rosy cheeks, sweaty forehead and butterfly tummy.

Ah yeah, I prescribe a stiff.....drink, a lie down and a massage x "

Thank you nurse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

You've not finished with my holes yet

My diagnosis is that they need filling

Will it hurt nurse? I am a bit flustered already...and couldn't take a ramming

You'll be surprised how much the human body can take. Relax, I'll be over before you know it!

Oh I say that feels better already

See

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

Ok, what are your symptoms? X

Rosy cheeks, sweaty forehead and butterfly tummy.

Ah yeah, I prescribe a stiff.....drink, a lie down and a massage x "

Please can I have something stiff?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Right... I'm available again now.

Who's next??

Me!

Julie got me in a fluster

Ok, what are your symptoms? X

Rosy cheeks, sweaty forehead and butterfly tummy.

Ah yeah, I prescribe a stiff.....drink, a lie down and a massage x

Please can I have something stiff?

You'll have to see one of the male doctors for that I'm afraid. Unless you have a better suggestion x

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Emergency, emergency... I've had an accident. It's red and sticky and all over my feet. Help!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a bad head and I don't know how I got it?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"I've got a bad head and I don't know how I got it?

Still hungover from the weekend!?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Emergency, emergency... I've had an accident. It's red and sticky and all over my feet. Help!"

Lickety... Remain calm... Breathe.. What's happened?? X

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Emergency, emergency... I've had an accident. It's red and sticky and all over my feet. Help!

Lickety... Remain calm... Breathe.. What's happened?? X"

There was a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning and my nail varnish jumped out of my hands and all over my feet. It's terrible I tell you, terrible.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Emergency, emergency... I've had an accident. It's red and sticky and all over my feet. Help!

Lickety... Remain calm... Breathe.. What's happened?? X

There was a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning and my nail varnish jumped out of my hands and all over my feet. It's terrible I tell you, terrible."

Fear not... Ill blue light it to you immediately wielding nail varnish remover and tissue.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Emergency, emergency... I've had an accident. It's red and sticky and all over my feet. Help!

Lickety... Remain calm... Breathe.. What's happened?? X

There was a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning and my nail varnish jumped out of my hands and all over my feet. It's terrible I tell you, terrible.

Fear not... Ill blue light it to you immediately wielding nail varnish remover and tissue.

Thank you. The sun has come out again now so no more scary thunder and lightning.

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

BUPA patients queue here please..tea and biscuits on the table next to the porn mags in vending machine in the waiting room. Massage with happy endings available

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By *john121Man over a year ago

staffs

"How many people actually don't come round after a general anaesthetic????"

Reminds me of the scary movie thread

'Coma' the 1978 movie with Michael Douglas and Genevieve Bujold

Came to mind during my spinal implant, especially as the first part was done under local!

Had some great nurses looking after me during recovery and my stay

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By *john121Man over a year ago

staffs

"BUPA patients queue here please..tea and biscuits on the table next to the porn mags in vending machine in the waiting room. Massage with happy endings available

Ahh Bupa! Or should that be ahh Bisto!

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Think i need a bed bath. Where did the Scottish rgn go?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Think i need a bed bath. Where did the Scottish rgn go?

I think they are on tea break!!

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By *wickers1Couple over a year ago

Hounslow

"On way to hospital also, surgeons finally decided to look at my osteomas again for surgery.

Oh joy.

Good luck Kay had an op for that..

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Think i need a bed bath. Where did the Scottish rgn go?

I think they are on tea break!!"

I don't mind if he brings his tea.

Hmmm, might have to make biccies - that gets me prompt attention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After a few injuries and illnesses on the forum lately it would appear that jules (sexycouple548) and myself are assisting the needy with our medical knowledge and nursey type help!!

So anyone needing any assistance speak up and we will get to you as soon as possible...

Can you help with man flu, have a severe dose at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When does the TLC clinic open?

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

I Need treatment for rope marks and also my knight is extremely horny last night and is the same today any suggestions apart from a cold shower to rectify this situation...I'm fucked lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the TLC clinic open? "

Open now,.been waiting for you

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By *ove bi guysWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Off to Dr to get bloods back... He.thinks i might have Hashimotos... A thyroid prob. Oh and double joy, having a smear with nurse after !

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"After a few injuries and illnesses on the forum lately it would appear that jules (sexycouple548) and myself are assisting the needy with our medical knowledge and nursey type help!!

So anyone needing any assistance speak up and we will get to you as soon as possible...

Can you help with man flu, have a severe dose at the moment

No known cure sorry..undertakers that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the TLC clinic open?

Open now,.been waiting for you"

I could do with some. Talk of potential risk of osteoporosis and another squashed ovary

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"When does the TLC clinic open?

Open now,.been waiting for you

I could do with some. Talk of potential risk of osteoporosis and another squashed ovary

Biccie? Home made choc chunk. And a bresticle hug.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After a few injuries and illnesses on the forum lately it would appear that jules (sexycouple548) and myself are assisting the needy with our medical knowledge and nursey type help!!

So anyone needing any assistance speak up and we will get to you as soon as possible...

Can you help with man flu, have a severe dose at the moment

If its true msn flu,.im really sorry buts theres no known cure, will refer you to the palliative care nurse,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a bad head and I don't know how I got it?

Still hungover from the weekend!? "

Spot on with that diagnosis!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Need treatment for rope marks and also my knight is extremely horny last night and is the same today any suggestions apart from a cold shower to rectify this situation...I'm fucked lmao"

Theres a horney nurse about somewhere,.hang on just go and find her. You need to rest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the TLC clinic open?

Open now,.been waiting for you

I could do with some. Talk of potential risk of osteoporosis and another squashed ovary

Lie down there, would you like a massage, and hug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have come over all funny after looking at some pictures & don't know why, help required please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeese whats happened here, its mad, go to speak to the consultant for ten minutes and all hell breaks loose pulls unigorm down and straightens hair

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I Need treatment for rope marks and also my knight is extremely horny last night and is the same today any suggestions apart from a cold shower to rectify this situation...I'm fucked lmao

Theres a horney nurse about somewhere,.hang on just go and find her. You need to rest. "

I'd appreciate it if she'd hurry up ...he's got that look in his eye again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wheres mr fab, calling mr fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres mr fab, calling mr fab"

He died in the corridor. Hes in the mortuary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres mr fab, calling mr fab

He died in the corridor. Hes in the mortuary"

Oh dear, such a hero, his name will live on, ...wonder if hes stiff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a bad head and I don't know how I got it?

Still hungover from the weekend!?

Spot on with that diagnosis! "

Jerks! Where's my sympathy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have come over all funny after looking at some pictures & don't know why, help required please

If only I could put my finger on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have come over all funny after looking at some pictures & don't know why, help required please

If only I could put my finger on it

Funnily enough it was your pics I was looking at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a bad head and I don't know how I got it?

Still hungover from the weekend!?

Spot on with that diagnosis!

Jerks! Where's my sympathy"

In with the stiff in the mortuary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have come over all funny after looking at some pictures & don't know why, help required please

If only I could put my finger on it

Funnily enough it was your pics I was looking at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Need treatment for rope marks and also my knight is extremely horny last night and is the same today any suggestions apart from a cold shower to rectify this situation...I'm fucked lmao

Theres a horney nurse about somewhere,.hang on just go and find her. You need to rest.

I'd appreciate it if she'd hurry up ...he's got that look in his eye again

Nurse,.can you help caz, shes got a problem with her knight, seems to be taking his user name far too serious. Poor girl is knackered and needs a rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been to pick kids up and got caught in a right downpour.. Uniforms gone all transparent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi nurses I have some muscle problems. One muscle in particular is very stiff. Can you help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres mr fab, calling mr fab

He died in the corridor. Hes in the mortuary"

he's not I know where he is but I am sworn to secrecy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a slight swelling in the groin area.

Any advice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a slight swelling in the groin area.

Any advice?

Quick throw some ice cold water on it before it overcomes your ability to use your brain, in your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres mr fab, calling mr fab

He died in the corridor. Hes in the mortuary

he's not I know where he is but I am sworn to secrecy

"
seriously didn't you take some sort of oath?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi nurses I have some muscle problems. One muscle in particular is very stiff. Can you help?"

Would a massage help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been to pick kids up and got caught in a right downpour.. Uniforms gone all transparent

Do you need a rub down?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi nurses I have some muscle problems. One muscle in particular is very stiff. Can you help?

Would a massage help

Think the term we are looking for is milking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a slight swelling in the groin area.

Any advice?

Seems im not the only one who faked it then if your still 'swollen'!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the patients blood pressure have shot up, is it something todo with nurses uniforms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When does the TLC clinic open?

Open now,.been waiting for you

I could do with some. Talk of potential risk of osteoporosis and another squashed ovary

Lie down there, would you like a massage, and hug"

Can I have both please, no tears allowed until after work!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"I've got a slight swelling in the groin area.

Any advice?

Lie back and close your eyes ill take a closer look.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All the patients blood pressure have shot up, is it something todo with nurses uniforms

Well they are wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been to pick kids up and got caught in a right downpour.. Uniforms gone all transparent

Do you need a rub down?

Yes please

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