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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Supposed to be seeing to me first   "
I haven't forgotten you!! Still waiting on the nurses outfit. Maybe ill just get the red undies on and a stethoscope? Would that do?? Xx
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over a year ago
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Supposed to be seeing to me first
I haven't forgotten you!! Still waiting on the nurses outfit. Maybe ill just get the red undies on and a stethoscope? Would that do?? Xx
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Perfect as there was serious lack of hotties this am, couldn't see the buggers last night! xx |
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Supposed to be seeing to me first ill come and see to you jules xx"
Aww the more the merrier    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx
We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx "
I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughing til you get there |
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Supposed to be seeing to me first ill come and see to you jules xx
Aww the more the merrier "
Phew, feel like wonder woman, just changed into nurses uniform. Right whose first? |
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx
We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx
I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughing til you get there "
Excellent Minxie!! Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Supposed to be seeing to me first ill come and see to you jules xx
Aww the more the merrier
Phew, feel like wonder woman, just changed into nurses uniform. Right whose first?"
You can't nick my costume!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx
We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx
I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughin
g til you get there "
nah come with us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Ill grab mine too,.health un safety hottie, manual handling and all that xx
We need to go via Julie's first I promised. Xx
I'll go to the one with the poorly knee and keep him entertained and laughing til you get there "
You could just bring him along, he's not far from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw, hang on ill get my nurses outfit on and be right over...
Supposed to be seeing to me first ill come and see to you jules xx
Aww the more the merrier
Phew, feel like wonder woman, just changed into nurses uniform. Right whose first?
You can't nick my costume! "
wouldnt dream if it...however |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're all too late. I'm there first in MY nurses uniform. Now Mr Fab if you'd just like to drop your trousers (you can cough if you like)
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Go on jodie, hold the fort, do you want a rectal thermometer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're all too late. I'm there first in MY nurses uniform. Now Mr Fab if you'd just like to drop your trousers (you can cough if you like)
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I'll come along anyway for the laugh |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Got a boo boo on my knee and it really hurts! Now I know what childbirth must feel like.  "
Just imagine squeezing a melon out of the end of your cock. If it feels like that then it feels like childbirth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a boo boo on my knee and it really hurts! Now I know what childbirth must feel like.
Just imagine squeezing a melon out of the end of your cock. If it feels like that then it feels like childbirth. "
To be honest, I imagine that would actually be more painful than childbirth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sorry am a tad confused am I sposed to be going to the one with the poorly knee and collecting him and Jodie with his rectal thermometer and taking them to wonder woman's house to connect up with the nurses? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it still hurting?yes
Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.
How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?"
well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is it still hurting?yes
Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.
How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done"
Poor liddle diddums. Look after yourself. When it's all better you can show everyone your scar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it still hurting?yes
Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.
How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done"
well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch  sorry couldnt resist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it still hurting?yes
Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.
How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done
well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch sorry couldnt resist "
I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it still hurting?yes
Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.
How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done
well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch sorry couldnt resist I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that"
could do a little bit of patchwork if u wanted that instead ??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it still hurting?yes
Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.
How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done
well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch sorry couldnt resist I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that
could do a little bit of patchwork if u wanted that instead ?? "
you're too kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it still hurting?yes
Stop watching JK or you'll get excited and fall over and hurt it again.
How many stitches did you get, or have you got a Mr Bump plaster on it?well i've been told it's only six but felt like at least a hundred when they were being done
well it would have pierced your skin 12 times lol unless they did a running stitch sorry couldnt resist I wanted some nice crossstich but apparently I'd have to go private for that
could do a little bit of patchwork if u wanted that instead ?? you're too kind"
or applique lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somebody we know and love had to leave hospital after being stitched without his written off trousers as well ...... oooooooooo he kept that bit quiet lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"need a wee now
All the nurses are out shag... err...perv... err... socialisin in Kent....
Be a brave wickle soldier.... And Don't pick that scab... "
scab? massive wound thank you! i'm not convinced they are real nurses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"need a wee now
All the nurses are out shag... err...perv... err... socialisin in Kent....
Be a brave wickle soldier.... And Don't pick that scab...
scab? massive wound thank you! i'm not convinced they are real nurses"
Dunno bout the other's, but one of em took me temperature.... By stickin a bit of Me under Her tongue... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"need a wee now
im a HCA so qualified to deal with this issue.. nurses are probs doing paperwork lol"
please.......hurry.......can't........hold........on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you have proper stitches or staples? If its staples they hurt like a bitch when removed, actually worse then when they are put in.
I'm local and would happily be at your beck & call to look after you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x
could try sending my cat?"
I've got 4 cats here that would happily chase bad guys if the were carrying prawns... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x
could try sending my cat?
I've got 4 cats here that would happily chase bad guys if the were carrying prawns..."
mine would get 10 yards and stop for a nap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're such a hero....next time send a dog after the baddies x
could try sending my cat?
I've got 4 cats here that would happily chase bad guys if the were carrying prawns...
mine would get 10 yards and stop for a nap"
You need a better cat lol x |
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"I'm a pretend nurse.
Take all of your clothes off and open wide.
open what?
You have three choices
the front door would probably help "
If that's a problem there is always a way in round the back |
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"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help
Has it no healed up yet...??? "
Possibly...its been a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help
Has it no healed up yet...???
Possibly...its been a while "
D'ya need a wee man te skirl ya pipes....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help
Has it no healed up yet...???
Possibly...its been a while
D'ya need a wee man te skirl ya pipes....? "
Aye |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dunno why your moaning so much...I've had a gash for years and you never hear me crying for help
Has it no healed up yet...???
Possibly...its been a while
D'ya need a wee man te skirl ya pipes....?
Aye "
* Packs Mars bars and a packet of ready mix batter, and points the jalopy north.... |
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