Come on then guys it's Friday and I'm bored in work. Let's hear your best messages you've sent on here that have actually worked
I'll go first the best one I used that worked was: nice legs, what time do they open?
A few hours later she was in my bed
Your eyes are like spanner’s, Because every time you look at me, my nuts tighten.
Is that a mirror in your knickers, because I can definitely see myself in there.
The mr
