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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 9 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Baked a (lemon drizzle) cake

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By *ife NinjaMan 9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Baked a (lemon drizzle) cake"

Aired the bed

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Been out

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By *ayronfeetMan 9 weeks ago

Cardiff

Got dressed 😂

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By *he AmbassadorMan 9 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Tucked it in

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By *arwick HuntMan 9 weeks ago

West Newcastle

Kicked the Mr's out

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By *mmaleiaWoman 9 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Shaved

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By *arwick HuntMan 9 weeks ago

West Newcastle

Had a quick wank

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By *obilebottomMan 9 weeks ago

All over

Fluffed up the cushions

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By *usyBusyElfWoman 9 weeks ago

Brum

Shaved my foof

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By *oppabear82Man 9 weeks ago

near you

Painted the living room.

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By *rSircumsizedMan 9 weeks ago

Risca

Washed me knob

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By *he AmbassadorMan 9 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

DeCheesed

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

"(-Fill in the blank)"

Oooo for you... Run a hot bubble bath for you and I to get all nice and wet and warm... Then I'd get my hot oils and take you to my bedroom...

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 9 weeks ago

n/a

Shaved my fangs.

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By *aggy dollsCouple 9 weeks ago

bradford

Locked the door.

Mr H

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Stayed in bed

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By *ugehandsMan 9 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Break out the garlic, crucifix and the holy water.

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By *elix SightedMan 9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Pulled up the drawbridge, deployed the archers, stoked the fire and broken out the Nutella spoon.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 9 weeks ago

Southampton

Shaved my legs 🤣

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By *erryGoldMan 9 weeks ago

Redditch

Cooked a meal, opened the wine and prepared the swing

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By *aggy dollsCouple 9 weeks ago

bradford

"Pulled up the drawbridge, deployed the archers, stoked the fire and broken out the Nutella spoon."

Have you run out of tar?

Mr H

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By *NormalMan01Man 9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Kept the dog off the sofa!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

Shaved my moustache

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 9 weeks ago

Ryde

Moved.

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By *nobyMan 9 weeks ago

Dorchester

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By *nobyMan 9 weeks ago

Dorchester

Laid back and let it land on ne

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 9 weeks ago

Somewhere

Released the hounds

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By *ML49Man 9 weeks ago

Burnley

Turned the light off and Television and sit in the dark 🤣🤣

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 9 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Cleared out my belly button fluff

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By *antas little minxWoman 9 weeks ago

essex

"Cleared out my belly button fluff "
😂😂

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By *aughty driverMan 9 weeks ago

Romford

"Baked a (lemon drizzle) cake"

Lemon drizzle cake sooo underated.

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By *rith47Man 9 weeks ago

Erith

.....let you catch me wanking

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By *lueLotusWoman 9 weeks ago

the wilderness

Lit the fire

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By *antas little minxWoman 9 weeks ago

essex

Put my dentures in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago

Hired a sex swing.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Hired a fluffer.

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By *ather WickmasMan 9 weeks ago

The Continental

I’d have done something about the other body.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 9 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

... removed the dead body from the bath..

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Scraped back the bed sheets

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By *illy IdolMan 9 weeks ago

Midlands

Cold beers in the fridge

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By *ather WickmasMan 9 weeks ago

The Continental

Thrown away the stack of crinkly Kleenex that is was sculpting into the twin towers.

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By *antasdeerideMan 9 weeks ago

winfrith

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put my tree up

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Printed off a life size cardboard cut out of me, for you to take with you when you leave.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 9 weeks ago

St Leonards

Gone out for the day an hour before you were due to arrive

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By *ildTimes.Man 9 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Put the kettle on

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By *NormalMan01Man 9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Not bothered being in.

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