"Good day to open the bar up I think. 
Come chat grab a drink and maybe make some new friends
Ps don't ask where the alcohol comes from, it's a secret.  "
Never do ask. All we ask is that you serve holiday measures.
We'll take two spiced rum and please  |
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"Good day to open the bar up I think.
Come chat grab a drink and maybe make some new friends
Ps don't ask where the alcohol comes from, it's a secret. "
Anything that can restore some MP? Ran into some goblins outside. |
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"Water please. I want to stay in control and don’t need alcohol to boost my ego. Absolutely mate only the finest water for you sir.
You may as well some ice and a single malt too. "
Of.course, little drop of malt. |
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"Good day to open the bar up I think.
Come chat grab a drink and maybe make some new friends
Ps don't ask where the alcohol comes from, it's a secret.
Anything that can restore some MP? Ran into some goblins outside."
shhhhhh don't give away the secret of the bar.
Of course one amazing dnd definitely not from a certain plane, mp restoring drink. |
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"Good evening count…a coffee for me if that’s possible…I’ll be at the end of bar watching the world go by 👍it is indeed!
Your in luck this one is infused with some quality beans!"
Grand job…it been a long day…and to top it off goblins outside to wade my way through 🪓🗡️ |
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"Good evening count…a coffee for me if that’s possible…I’ll be at the end of bar watching the world go by 👍it is indeed!
Your in luck this one is infused with some quality beans!
Grand job…it been a long day…and to top it off goblins outside to wade my way through 🪓🗡️"
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"May I have a baby Guinness please
You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?"
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do! |
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By *IXEN200Woman 5 weeks ago
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"May I have a baby Guinness please
You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!"
It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us |
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"May I have a baby Guinness please
You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!
It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us"
Indeed and your rigjt. |
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By *IXEN200Woman 5 weeks ago
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"May I have a baby Guinness please
You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!
It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us
Indeed and your rigjt."
Keep your head up |
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"May I have a baby Guinness please
You most certainly can
How's the lovely vixen today?
I'm slowly pulling myself up thanks for asking. How are you doing?
I'm good!!!!!!
Would be nice if family would get off my case but what can you do!
It's tough but we have to be thankful we have family around us
Indeed and your rigjt.
Keep your head up "
You too vixen
And as always thanks for visiting. |
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Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare. |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare."
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 weeks ago
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"A week to Halloween...
I'll have a Bloody Mary, please CT. And hold the Mary (how else are you going to bleed her)... 🧛🏼♀️
Coming right up.
Enjoy!!!"
Yum yum. I like it when they squirm... |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content. "
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution. |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution."
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on. |
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"A week to Halloween...
I'll have a Bloody Mary, please CT. And hold the Mary (how else are you going to bleed her)... 🧛🏼♀️
Coming right up.
Enjoy!!!
Yum yum. I like it when they squirm... "
You could attempt projectiles, to get the Mary bloody, but you'd have to be quick with the glass? |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on. "
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that."
🤣 no fucking way ain't no fucking way you got a 20!!!!!!!!! |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that."
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there?"
you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
My dice aren't weighted. Swear."
I'm rolling an actual die irl btw, I ain't bullshitting. |
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"Tootus! I’m finally home. I’m after a nice cold pint of peroni please 🍺
Mrs TMN x
Absolutely
And welcome.back!!!!
How was your day?
Full on, enjoying a wee sit now "
Hell yeah!
I'll admit it's been a fun solo day, that's a first for me
Enjky your sit and welcome back.
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"Tootus! I’m finally home. I’m after a nice cold pint of peroni please 🍺
Mrs TMN x
Absolutely
And welcome.back!!!!
How was your day?
Full on, enjoying a wee sit now
Hell yeah!
I'll admit it's been a fun solo day, that's a first for me
Enjky your sit and welcome back.
"
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Coming right up!
Wanna take an investigation check to see what's behind my bar?
I’ll have a look at the spirit options for later"
🤣
So im going to roll a dice 20 sides, you get over 15 i tell you what's behind it. |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
My dice aren't weighted. Swear.
I'm rolling an actual die irl btw, I ain't bullshitting."
Apologies. The hobbits turned up without the trinket and half baked on herb. Swaped it for 3 babies, the numts. |
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"Il have a pint of water please.
Don't look over at the savers bag, shapes suspiciously like 4 cans and a cherry lambrini.
I'll be sitting in the corner shadows, waiting 4 hobbits on a dangerous mission, so I can hand the the long journeys kebab and 40p short cab fare.
This bartenders perception is High, he takes the alcohol off you and gives you the same stuff but better.
Have a good night sir just remember no outside drinks.
And drink to your hearts content.
Wow! 4 real ales and a mead. Much better, good sir, great for constitution.
thanks for understanding.
And yes indeed.
What to roll an investigation check for behind the bar?
Go on.
I'll attempt it but if I roll a natural 1 and get barred I'm not coming back. nono nothing will happen like that.
I've fumbled many a 1 and had dire consequences.
Let's see - 14 +2 int - 16. What you got back there? you got a Nat 20 you got a Nat fucking 20.
My dice aren't weighted. Swear.
I'm rolling an actual die irl btw, I ain't bullshitting.
Apologies. The hobbits turned up without the trinket and half baked on herb. Swaped it for 3 babies, the numts. "
So this is what happened.
I rolled for you And no kidding you got a 20 🤣 |
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