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The church of Adonitology. Would you consider converting?
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Adonitology is a religions that have surfaced in the 21st century. When King Adonis I launched the religion in 2009, it made headlines for its controversial belief that women with curves and butts are a reflection of the Holy Spirit. The launch was an instant success, and it has amassed millions of followers to date. A follower of this religion is called an adonitologist. There are more than 20 million adonitologists worldwide. They have a legit dance known as twerking, which is performed during the praise sessions. The adonitologists believe this dance is a pressure reliever and a strain of positivity for curvy women. |
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"As a very strict Catholic, what are the benefits of converting?
Happiness and enlightenment  "
Matthew 26:41: “Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.” Jesus' words remind us to stay vigilant and prayerful to resist the lure of temptation. |
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