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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

I’ve spent the last decade learning to decipher the real meaning of dating or fab profile adverts I Need your help though !

Gsoh.. yes it means good sense of humour

BUT

In the world of dating or fab it actually means

I think I’m funny but actually I’ve about as funny as a dead haddock and laugh at my own jokes.

What are your profile translations made up or real

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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

Athletic build

Sumo wrestlers are athletes, right ?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 11 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I’ve spent the last decade learning to decipher the real meaning of dating or fab profile adverts I Need your help though !

Gsoh.. yes it means good sense of humour

BUT

In the world of dating or fab it actually means

I think I’m funny but actually I’ve about as funny as a dead haddock and laugh at my own jokes.

What are your profile translations made up or real"

I feel personally attacked Sam 😠!

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By *antasdeerideMan 11 weeks ago

winfrith

A professional = David Beckham

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By *agerMorganMan 11 weeks ago

Canvey Island

“Professional couple”

She works at Tesco part time and he’s an aspiring sound cloud musician.

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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

Full head of hair = look there’s one there

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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

"I’ve spent the last decade learning to decipher the real meaning of dating or fab profile adverts I Need your help though !

Gsoh.. yes it means good sense of humour

BUT

In the world of dating or fab it actually means

I think I’m funny but actually I’ve about as funny as a dead haddock and laugh at my own jokes.

What are your profile translations made up or real

I feel personally attacked Sam 😠!"

But am I right

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Treat this one with respect - just being fucking normal.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 11 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I’ve spent the last decade learning to decipher the real meaning of dating or fab profile adverts I Need your help though !

Gsoh.. yes it means good sense of humour

BUT

In the world of dating or fab it actually means

I think I’m funny but actually I’ve about as funny as a dead haddock and laugh at my own jokes.

What are your profile translations made up or real

I feel personally attacked Sam 😠!

But am I right

Well....

Of course

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

Cannot accommodate = married and other half doesn’t know

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

"Treat this one with respect - just being fucking normal."

Noooooo!

Treat this one with respect = this is a time bomb waiting to explode, handle with care at your own risk

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

420 friendly = heroin addict!

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By *osey WalesMan 11 weeks ago

La La Land

Been here before, no how it works.

(Yes no, not know..)

Will send messages and even a few pics, possibly too good to be true but will never meet or will ghost you

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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

"I’ve spent the last decade learning to decipher the real meaning of dating or fab profile adverts I Need your help though !

Gsoh.. yes it means good sense of humour

BUT

In the world of dating or fab it actually means

I think I’m funny but actually I’ve about as funny as a dead haddock and laugh at my own jokes.

What are your profile translations made up or real

I feel personally attacked Sam 😠!

But am I right

Well....

Of course

Lmao

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

I won’t bite (unless you ask nicely haha!) = I have no idea what I’m doing but want to appear edgy

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By *osey WalesMan 11 weeks ago

La La Land

Non smoker but vape coz its not smoking.. right ?

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 11 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"Sapiosexual" = I just googled what this meant yesterday

"Lick for hours" = erectile dysfunction

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 11 weeks ago

Stoke

Will fill in later.

Can't be arsed but I expect to be lathered in clunge at some point.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I am poly"

You aren't fussy because you can't get any fucker you gipping fucker.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"Will fill in later.

Can't be arsed but I expect to be lathered in clunge at some point. "

Surely you mean clunge juice?

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By *entlemanFoxMan 11 weeks ago

North East / London

“Engage my mind

…

Include a face pic with your first message”

I am trying to conceal I really am that shallow

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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

Tall.. well it’s all relative and we’re the same height lying down

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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

Pert breasts well they were when I took my photo 20 years ago

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By *layfullsam OP Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

"Pert breasts well they were when I took my photo 20 years ago

Not my breasts

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

Will leave you wanting more = not gonna get you to orgasm

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

Straight = fab straight?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

Not interested in single men = can’t work out how to do the preferences settings

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