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Mainly looking for fiction based ones.
For example: baldurs gate 3
Your body is a temple To an idiot god.
Fucking amazing In context.
Can be:
Books
Films
Games
Anyway I'm.reposting because toot can't make a thread for shit.
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One of the best lines ever was from a terrible movie Street fighter, it's when M Bison the war lord gets confronted years later by Chun Li, he killed her whole family and wiped out her village and when she finally confronted him and vows Vengeance he says he doesn't remember and comes out with this banger....
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day in your life, but for me? It was Tuesday."
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"One of the best lines ever was from a terrible movie Street fighter, it's when M Bison the war lord gets confronted years later by Chun Li, he killed her whole family and wiped out her village and when she finally confronted him and vows Vengeance he says he doesn't remember and comes out with this banger....
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day in your life, but for me? It was Tuesday."
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Lmao m bison is a chad |
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"And lo! Our Lord Jesus is born!
His afterbirth shall be known as Toot.
(Well....there's a fairly well-known book behind this one  )
🤣 I like you add me."
Wait until Davina and Glow turn up - they are the queens of insults. |
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"And lo! Our Lord Jesus is born!
His afterbirth shall be known as Toot.
(Well....there's a fairly well-known book behind this one )
🤣 I like you add me.
Wait until Davina and Glow turn up - they are the queens of insults."
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Lady Catherine de Bourgh in Pride and Prejudice
"I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention."
It may not be sweary but it cuts like few others.
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I'm not a Frank Skinner fan but he did come up with this which amused me...
A woman said to him after a show "Some of your jokes are verging on the offensive" and he apparently replied "I only see one virgin on the offensive here" |
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The Mighty Boosh - The legend of Old Gregg:
“Ol’ Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he’s half man, half fish. Others say it’s more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he’s one fishy bastard.” |
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"The Mighty Boosh - The legend of Old Gregg:
“Ol’ Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he’s half man, half fish. Others say it’s more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he’s one fishy bastard.”"
My favourite episode from one of my favourite shows.
Can you drink Bailey's from a shoe? |
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"One of the best lines ever was from a terrible movie Street fighter, it's when M Bison the war lord gets confronted years later by Chun Li, he killed her whole family and wiped out her village and when she finally confronted him and vows Vengeance he says he doesn't remember and comes out with this banger....
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day in your life, but for me? It was Tuesday."
Lmao m bison is a chad"
Giga chad |
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"Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem." |
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""Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.""
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By *alcon77Man 4 weeks ago
under the sun & the moon |
Pearl Davis (a conservative youtuber, famous for views such as "women should not be allowed to vote" ) commented on someone else's video stating "You seem like the sort of person who's parents are divorced. "
They commented back:
"You seem like the sort of person who's parents are related." |
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One I heard at work many years ago
I wouldn't cross the road to piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire..
And from a toilet cubicle wall.
Texans are the living proof that indians fucked buffalo. |
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Shakespeare
“This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.”
All’s Well That Ends Well
“Away, you three-inch fool! “
The Taming of the Shrew
“No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip, she is spherical, like a globe; I could find countries in her.”
The Comedy of Errors
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