"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away. "
THATS why my husband makes me sleep closest to the door!!!  |
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
THATS why my husband makes me sleep closest to the door!!! "
You didn’t hear this from me! |
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away. "
I bet you always keep your toes under the duvet so the monsters don't come and grab them? |
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
I bet you always keep your toes under the duvet so the monsters don't come and grab them? "
I’m not a psychopath…
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
I bet you always keep your toes under the duvet so the monsters don't come and grab them? "
Doesn't everyone?! 👀 |
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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
I bet you always keep your toes under the duvet so the monsters don't come and grab them?
Doesn't everyone?! 👀"
✋️ its a unatural fear, I have no under the bed |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
I bet you always keep your toes under the duvet so the monsters don't come and grab them?
Doesn't everyone?! 👀
✋️ its a unatural fear, I have no under the bed"
Do you have a wardrobe? Hope you make sure the doors are shut and stay shut through the night! |
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
I bet you always keep your toes under the duvet so the monsters don't come and grab them?
Doesn't everyone?! 👀
✋️ its a unatural fear, I have no under the bed
Do you have a wardrobe? Hope you make sure the doors are shut and stay shut through the night!"
Needs to be secured with a broom handle I think, just to get certain |
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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
I bet you always keep your toes under the duvet so the monsters don't come and grab them?
Doesn't everyone?! 👀
✋️ its a unatural fear, I have no under the bed
Do you have a wardrobe? Hope you make sure the doors are shut and stay shut through the night!"
I have stuff in front of it, but when i was a kid I swore I saw a figure walk out of it. |
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"If I’m alone, the middle, if I’m with somebody then the furthest away from the door so that they’d be murdered first and i have time to get away.
THATS why my husband makes me sleep closest to the door!!! "
I'm sure that's why my wife makes me 😱 |
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