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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"I’ll have a Grolsch before they lower the alcohol percentage
Well that's easy, one grolsch. 
How are you today?"
Sound as a pound today thanks. You doing ok? |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x
I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?"
I certainly am, very positive. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I’ll have a Grolsch before they lower the alcohol percentage
Well that's easy, one grolsch.
How are you today?
Sound as a pound today thanks. You doing ok?"
I'm good thanks for asking, feeling positive. |
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x
I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive. "
Excellent 👍 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x
I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍"
Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣 |
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x
I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍
Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣 "
It's a good job you have the bar and coffee shop xx |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x
I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍
Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣
It's a good job you have the bar and coffee shop xx"
🤣 very true. |
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"Large Malbec please Toots and whatever you are having x
I'll try this malbec with you, sounds good!
How are you this evening?
Great thankyou X hope you are well?
I certainly am, very positive.
Excellent 👍
Could do with leaving the house though, getting abit tiresome 🤣
It's a good job you have the bar and coffee shop xx"
I am open to suggestions and recommendations 😁 |
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"White Russian please.
Got any crisps?
Now now, when I say everything we have everything!
Anyway coming right up 😁
Come grab some! "
Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back? |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Come get some drinks and stay a while.
Remember we have everything and it's free!
Can I have a soft drink of your choice please and two packets of Scampi fries  "
Ooh soft drink.
I could maybe whip up some natural fruit juice. 🤔
Anyway heres the scampi fries |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"White Russian please.
Got any crisps?
Now now, when I say everything we have everything!
Anyway coming right up 😁
Come grab some!
Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back? "
Ahh no just leave them for the next grouchy customer.  |
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"Come get some drinks and stay a while.
Remember we have everything and it's free!
Can I have a soft drink of your choice please and two packets of Scampi fries
Ooh soft drink.
I could maybe whip up some natural fruit juice. 🤔
Anyway heres the scampi fries "
Maybe I’ll stick with the coffee….now if you have pork scratchings behind the bar 😋 |
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"White Russian please.
Got any crisps?
Now now, when I say everything we have everything!
Anyway coming right up 😁
Come grab some!
Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back?
Ahh no just leave them for the next grouchy customer. "
I’m not grouchy but ok.
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"White Russian please.
Got any crisps?
Now now, when I say everything we have everything!
Anyway coming right up 😁
Come grab some!
Thanks. I’ve licked all the salt off but not keen on the potato. Can I put them back?
Ahh no just leave them for the next grouchy customer.
I’m not grouchy but ok.
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Not you 🤣 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Right, I am ready for one
Ain't that the truth.
😈
Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster.
How are we today, what I can get you!
I'll have a lovely hot chocolate thanks Tooty. "
Your welcome, coming right up!
How is your day today?
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Double rum and for me, spiced rum preferably, one for yourself barkeep, and the phone number of a nice lady to keep me company if you would happen to have one..."
Nope, no contact info from me sir.
But the spiced rum i can do!
And thanks 😊 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked?
And a guiness for hubby"
We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked?
And a guiness for hubby
We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
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Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked?
And a guiness for hubby
We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎"
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it! |
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"Right, I am ready for one
Ain't that the truth.
😈
Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster.
How are we today, what I can get you!
I'll have a lovely hot chocolate thanks Tooty.
Your welcome, coming right up!
How is your day today?
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I'm in bed.
So night All. 😴 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Right, I am ready for one
Ain't that the truth.
😈
Well if it isn't the lovely Sinister spinster.
How are we today, what I can get you!
I'll have a lovely hot chocolate thanks Tooty.
Your welcome, coming right up!
How is your day today?
I'm in bed.
So night All. 😴"
Have a good night. |
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked?
And a guiness for hubby
We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!"
I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked?
And a guiness for hubby
We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!
I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎"
I know you are don't worry, but the alcohol comes from my speacil bag.
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"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked?
And a guiness for hubby
We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!
I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎
I know you are don't worry, but the alcohol comes from my speacil bag.
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I think my bag is deeper than yours 😎😎😎 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Sauvignon Blanc please. Large glass. Chilean variety, if stocked?
And a guiness for hubby
We absolutely have everything and we never run out, welcome to toots infinite bar.
Coming right up!
Only because you have the greatest supplier in the world 😎
Okay my supplier is secret to everyone even you my friend sorry.
But it involves a bag of infinite possibilitys. :
Only a certain couple of dnd nerds will get it!
I was talking about me silly😎😎😎😎
I know you are don't worry, but the alcohol comes from my speacil bag.
I think my bag is deeper than yours 😎😎😎"
Haha my bar has always been infinite.
I have so much wonders to show people here. |
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By *ags73Man 17 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
" Wish I could say bottle of Pernod and the glass..
One of those days..
You will get my good sir,
'Reaches into a bag of holding and pulls out a pernod with glas'
Enjoy "
Thanks one of these days I’ll get to do the shutters down sleep |
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By *ir toot OP Man 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Just a cranberry juice please, I'm driving. On ice. Lots of ice. Yeah, more than just the two cubes please. That's better."
Coming right up, I'll give a big drinking cup with all the ice. Gl |
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"Just a cranberry juice please, I'm driving. On ice. Lots of ice. Yeah, more than just the two cubes please. That's better.
Coming right up, I'll give a big drinking cup with all the ice. Gl "
Excellent! Xxx |
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"Double G&T please 
Oh go on then one more drink!!
Now we are closed.
The bar disappears from sight leaving disorder with a lovely bottle of gin."
Would have settled for just that double! But if I must slink off into the night with a whole bottle, so be it! |
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