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Not really, well maybe 
Anyway let’s have your weird, wonderful, funny or even fake animal facts
Flying forwards and backwards – that’s no problem for honeybees and bumblebees, they emit a zzub sound when flying backwards |
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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Dogs can't look up.
Tell that to my Dog when he's arguing with hot air balloons, Pidgeons, funny shaped clouds and next doors cat who torments him from the shed roof  "
Well according to Big Al....... |
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By *rsMxCouple 14 weeks ago
Glasgow |
When snakes poop, their bum opens and closes in a flap motion that looks like a planes cargo hold door - think every movie you've ever seen when drugs or guns are being smuggled out of Cuba during a high speed chase  |
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By *ags73Man 14 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"When snakes poop, their bum opens and closes in a flap motion that looks like a planes cargo hold door - think every movie you've ever seen when drugs or guns are being smuggled out of Cuba during a high speed chase "
Well, that was educational |
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"When snakes poop, their bum opens and closes in a flap motion that looks like a planes cargo hold door - think every movie you've ever seen when drugs or guns are being smuggled out of Cuba during a high speed chase "
Marginally more likely that I will ever see a snake's bum than such a movie... |
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"Polar bears don't shit in the woods.
But how do they keep their fur so white "
Ask the Pope's ermine keeper.
Yes, I know that ermine doesn't come from polar bears but at least everyone knows the the basic facts about bears and the Pope! |
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Giraffes were designed to have long necks so they could give themselves a blow job and then spit it out on top of a tree, so if you’re ever stood under a tree and a white substance hits your shoulder just be aware it my not be bird shit |
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