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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Go on - sell yourselves.

Why would you be the best choice for today's scapegoat that can make everyone else on Lounge feel better about any current poopiness?

Wot ya got?

I got smarmy...don't think it's enough to win this thing though...

I don't even smell bad today...

.

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

I might as well do it I get the blame anyway

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By *ee69Man 15 weeks ago

glasgow

lol blame me it’s all good

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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

But nones selling themselves ill try

I've got no job I live with my parents.

I'll gladly be the scapegoat.

Wait srnt we unsettling ourselves?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I might as well do it I get the blame anyway "

Kinda thought you might appear. But....too obvious a choice Wonko x

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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"But nones selling themselves ill try

I've got no job I live with my parents.

I'll gladly be the scapegoat.

Wait srnt we unsettling ourselves?"

Typos....

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 15 weeks ago

North West

Because it wouldn't come close to being the most flustering thing to happen to me fab-wise in the last few days so I'm happy to take this burden.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"But nones selling themselves ill try

I've got no job I live with my parents.

I'll gladly be the scapegoat.

Wait srnt we unsettling ourselves?"

Nah...you're too cute to be a scapegoat I think.

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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"But nones selling themselves ill try

I've got no job I live with my parents.

I'll gladly be the scapegoat.

Wait srnt we unsettling ourselves?

Nah...you're too cute to be a scapegoat I think."

🤣

Appreciate it mate, I figured id try atleast.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"lol blame me it’s all good "

Succinct and strong...early contender in my view.

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By *mmaleiaWoman 15 weeks ago

Trowbridge

It’s usually my fault, whatever is it

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Because it wouldn't come close to being the most flustering thing to happen to me fab-wise in the last few days so I'm happy to take this burden. "

Yeah...no...dunno. Maybe it's because I fancy you, but I think you just need a couple of corrective lashes rather than the whole scapegoat journey J x

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By *ee69Man 15 weeks ago

glasgow


"lol blame me it’s all good

Succinct and strong...early contender in my view.

"

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It’s usually my fault, whatever is it"

That didn't have quite as high energy as Wee69 though...scapegoats need to wriggle a bit....x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm happy to be scapegoat. Blame me. I'll take swig of rum, put in my fangs, and snarl right back.

😁

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 15 weeks ago

Leeds

I cause road accidents because I drive responsibly.

The mr

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm happy to be scapegoat. Blame me. I'll take swig of rum, put in my fangs, and snarl right back.

😁"

There's a lot to be said for a scapegoat fighting back. Probably just in the lead.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I cause road accidents because I drive responsibly.

The mr "

That was weak for you Mr K! I was expecting a cross between 1812 and Trafalgar in your sales pitch...

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards

By the way - if you see someone on here YOU think should be the scapegoat, do say so.

Let's make those pitchforks democratic pitchforks good people!

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By *ailor75Man 15 weeks ago

Brigg, near scunthorpe

Van bust , forgot my cash card , late for job , FWB getting married 🤣🤣 sire a lot worse off but I'm feeling pretty crap today lol

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Van bust , forgot my cash card , late for job , FWB getting married 🤣🤣 sire a lot worse off but I'm feeling pretty crap today lol "

Yeah but we can't hate you for those things.

A scapegoat has to (somehow) FEEL like someone who can be hated, burnt at the stake etc, then everyone feels better for it.

And a few weeks later they go "Christ - we went off on one there didn't we? Old Bert was all right really. Let's buy his Mum a cake".

Or sumfin' like that.

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By *eliWoman 15 weeks ago

.

But what if I don't want to project? or be projected upon? I don't think I have any current poopiness bar some mild period pain.

(The excessive emote usage really lends itself well to some oversharing)

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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"But what if I don't want to project? or be projected upon? I don't think I have any current poopiness bar some mild period pain.

(The excessive emote usage really lends itself well to some oversharing)"

I really got to stop putting

emotes everywhere but it's in the blood now.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 15 weeks ago

Leeds


"I cause road accidents because I drive responsibly.

The mr

That was weak for you Mr K! I was expecting a cross between 1812 and Trafalgar in your sales pitch..."

😂 well one doesn’t like to brag, and it’s not worth the hassle off the mrs when I inevitably get put on the naughty step.

The mr

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"But what if I don't want to project? or be projected upon? I don't think I have any current poopiness bar some mild period pain.

(The excessive emote usage really lends itself well to some oversharing)

I really got to stop putting

emotes everywhere but it's in the blood now. "

Tough - you turned up.

You're in third place now, because being a bit limp is annoying.

But not enough to get up to first (unless others vote you up there ) x

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I cause road accidents because I drive responsibly.

The mr

That was weak for you Mr K! I was expecting a cross between 1812 and Trafalgar in your sales pitch...

😂 well one doesn’t like to brag, and it’s not worth the hassle off the mrs when I inevitably get put on the naughty step.

The mr "

💙

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By *naswingdressWoman 15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm an immigrant. I'm stealing all your jobs, taking all your welfare, and hogging the roads. Maybe I even eat pets.

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By *otsossieMan 15 weeks ago

Chesterfield

You put the spring in Springfield

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

I’m a vegetarian

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Me.

I had sex with allllll the forum men.

Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups.

Then i publicly rated them in a thread.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, the few above stake a claim, but Davina's still in the lead (unless those on the thread choose others also on the thread...)

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Me.

I had sex with allllll the forum men.

Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups.

Then i publicly rated them in a thread.

Mrs TMN x"

Nah - that makes you a heroine. At least people read your spreadsheets and give Forum males exposure their 4,812 unread messages never achieve 😘😘😘.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 15 weeks ago

London

I would be a great scape goat because I'm completely unrepentant, I'll do it again!

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By *ffervescentMan 15 weeks ago

winfrith

Please please please let me be the scapegoat.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I would be a great scape goat because I'm completely unrepentant, I'll do it again! "

Could be a contender - depends on the things you did.

Any chance of a list?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Please please please let me be the scapegoat. "

Why?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 15 weeks ago

London


"I would be a great scape goat because I'm completely unrepentant, I'll do it again!

Could be a contender - depends on the things you did.

Any chance of a list?"

My lawyer advised me against producing incriminating evidence

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I would be a great scape goat because I'm completely unrepentant, I'll do it again!

Could be a contender - depends on the things you did.

Any chance of a list?

My lawyer advised me against producing incriminating evidence "

Pfffttt...from potential hero to near zero.

Nope - no scaping the goat for that Mischief x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it.

I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour!

I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that!

😎

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By *otsossieMan 15 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Me.

I had sex with allllll the forum men.

Mrs TMN x"

Ffs I was off that day.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it.

I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour!

I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that!

😎"

You REALLY want this, don't you?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Me.

I had sex with allllll the forum men.

Mrs TMN x

Ffs I was off that day. "

It wasn’t all in one day, I’m not that much of a legend

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 15 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Very well Mr. Kluntspeare... I will be today's scapegoat.

I'm content. I'm calm. I wake up in a good mood and generally enjoy just being alive , looking at the clouds passing my bedroom window and trees waving in the breeze.

I have no debts, no shitty bosses , I'm warm , well fed and well .... pretty fucking amazing really. I have sex regularly ...... ( thought i'd best mention it )

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Me.

I had sex with allllll the forum men.

Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups.

Then i publicly rated them in a thread.

Mrs TMN x"

You left out TVs! 😳

There is no love!

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By *otsossieMan 15 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Still feeling left out

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Me.

I had sex with allllll the forum men.

Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups.

Then i publicly rated them in a thread.

Mrs TMN x

You left out TVs! 😳

There is no love!"

And women

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it.

I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour!

I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that!

😎

You REALLY want this, don't you?"

You know climate change? I did that.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it.

I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour!

I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that!

😎"

Challenge accepted…

I designed the roundabout.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Very well Mr. Kluntspeare... I will be today's scapegoat.

I'm content. I'm calm. I wake up in a good mood and generally enjoy just being alive , looking at the clouds passing my bedroom window and trees waving in the breeze.

I have no debts, no shitty bosses , I'm warm , well fed and well .... pretty fucking amazing really. I have sex regularly ...... ( thought i'd best mention it )

"

From my OP perspective, that's all rather lovely and nothing scapegoaty at all about it Granny. But...collect the votes of others on the thread and it might happen for you x

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it.

I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour!

I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that!

😎

You REALLY want this, don't you?

You know climate change? I did that. "

I mean, that's gonna be tough to top for any other wannabe scapegoats x

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Still feeling left out "

Well, you're "in" for scapegoat consideration....but you've not said anything yet to get any points .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 15 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Very well Mr. Kluntspeare... I will be today's scapegoat.

I'm content. I'm calm. I wake up in a good mood and generally enjoy just being alive , looking at the clouds passing my bedroom window and trees waving in the breeze.

I have no debts, no shitty bosses , I'm warm , well fed and well .... pretty fucking amazing really. I have sex regularly ...... ( thought i'd best mention it )

From my OP perspective, that's all rather lovely and nothing scapegoaty at all about it Granny. But...collect the votes of others on the thread and it might happen for you x"

I disagree........ the disgruntled , the disillusioned , dissatisfied , disappointed and displeased will find it perfect for a good kicking

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it.

I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour!

I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that!

😎

Challenge accepted…

I designed the roundabout. "

Nah - I love roundabouts. It's the slingshot thing as you exit them.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Very well Mr. Kluntspeare... I will be today's scapegoat.

I'm content. I'm calm. I wake up in a good mood and generally enjoy just being alive , looking at the clouds passing my bedroom window and trees waving in the breeze.

I have no debts, no shitty bosses , I'm warm , well fed and well .... pretty fucking amazing really. I have sex regularly ...... ( thought i'd best mention it )

From my OP perspective, that's all rather lovely and nothing scapegoaty at all about it Granny. But...collect the votes of others on the thread and it might happen for you x

I disagree........ the disgruntled , the disillusioned , dissatisfied , disappointed and displeased will find it perfect for a good kicking "

They certainly would....but if they're quiet about it, it ain't happenin' x

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By *ags73Man 15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Wasn’t me.

(I’m not quite shaggy though)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I not only produce incriminating evidence, I revel in it.

I was responsible for the Cola Wars, Furbies and Pearl Harbour!

I set the Reichstag fire! Beat that!

😎

Challenge accepted…

I designed the roundabout. "

That's nothing. I invented the 4-way stop street.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Me.

I had sex with allllll the forum men.

Then I compiled a spreadsheet detailing their strengths and weaknesses and circulated it round all the chat groups.

Then i publicly rated them in a thread.

Mrs TMN x

You left out TVs! 😳

There is no love!

And women "

Going for the "bitch" vote?

"I, Mrs Twist, told everyone how shit all the women on FAB are at sex".

I mean, the men and TVs are probably happy for the recognition...but to call out those with whom the FAB power lies....you may well suddenly find yourself the sacrificial victim indeed.

Smart move to win.

Dumb move ever after xxxx

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm a bit lost

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm a bit lost "

Well, that's endearing and sweet.

Can't scapegoat you for that - sorry x

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By *ffervescentMan 15 weeks ago

winfrith


"Please please please let me be the scapegoat.

Why?

"

coz I said please

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By *ffervescentMan 15 weeks ago

winfrith


"Please please please let me be the scapegoat.

Why?

coz I said please "

I mean how often do you get polite people on here ?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Please please please let me be the scapegoat.

Why?

coz I said please I mean how often do you get polite people on here ?"

Well it's a good point, but I just ain't feeling the "this guy is such an evil arsehole he should be burned at the stake and then pissed on" vibe from that politeness. I am a big fan of reverse psychology...but I can't get there my friend...apologies .

But, if you get others to vote for you, it could happen yet....

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By *ffervescentMan 15 weeks ago

winfrith


"Please please please let me be the scapegoat.

Why?

coz I said please I mean how often do you get polite people on here ?

Well it's a good point, but I just ain't feeling the "this guy is such an evil arsehole he should be burned at the stake and then pissed on" vibe from that politeness. I am a big fan of reverse psychology...but I can't get there my friend...apologies .

But, if you get others to vote for you, it could happen yet...."

Thought I had you there .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Please please please let me be the scapegoat.

Why?

coz I said please I mean how often do you get polite people on here ?

Well it's a good point, but I just ain't feeling the "this guy is such an evil arsehole he should be burned at the stake and then pissed on" vibe from that politeness. I am a big fan of reverse psychology...but I can't get there my friend...apologies .

But, if you get others to vote for you, it could happen yet....Thought I had you there ."

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wasn’t me.

(I’m not quite shaggy though)"

You're in, but it needs a lot more to climb the rankings Rag .

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 15 weeks ago

North West


"Because it wouldn't come close to being the most flustering thing to happen to me fab-wise in the last few days so I'm happy to take this burden.

Yeah...no...dunno. Maybe it's because I fancy you, but I think you just need a couple of corrective lashes rather than the whole scapegoat journey J x"

Ooh scapegoat immunity! What to do with this phenomenal cosmic power?! 😈

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By *ee69Man 15 weeks ago

glasgow

Fuck it it’s my fault anway lol

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Because it wouldn't come close to being the most flustering thing to happen to me fab-wise in the last few days so I'm happy to take this burden.

Yeah...no...dunno. Maybe it's because I fancy you, but I think you just need a couple of corrective lashes rather than the whole scapegoat journey J x

Ooh scapegoat immunity! What to do with this phenomenal cosmic power?! 😈"

Hey - the thread is "Today's Scapegoat". You may well be back in the running on other days....if you want it as much as Davina does xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fuck it it’s my fault anway lol "

Hey - I'm keeping you in the top 5 because of your delightfully bouncy early energy, but Davina DID climate change, Mrs Twist told every FAB woman they're shit at sex (after shagging their husbands too! Hussy!), and Granny has a perfect life....alienating 95% of FABbers I imagine..

Tough competition now Wee...very tough .

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Fuck it it’s my fault anway lol

Hey - I'm keeping you in the top 5 because of your delightfully bouncy early energy, but Davina DID climate change, Mrs Twist told every FAB woman they're shit at sex (after shagging their husbands too! Hussy!), and Granny has a perfect life....alienating 95% of FABbers I imagine..

Tough competition now Wee...very tough ."

Um, no I didn’t. I only publicly rated the men. I’m not insane

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By *rNightMan 15 weeks ago

Coventry

After the school run this morning I went upstairs to get something and the next thing I knew I was back under the warm duvet waking up at 1pm…. So whatever it was, it was probably my fault

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fuck it it’s my fault anway lol

Hey - I'm keeping you in the top 5 because of your delightfully bouncy early energy, but Davina DID climate change, Mrs Twist told every FAB woman they're shit at sex (after shagging their husbands too! Hussy!), and Granny has a perfect life....alienating 95% of FABbers I imagine..

Tough competition now Wee...very tough .

Um, no I didn’t. I only publicly rated the men. I’m not insane "

Yeah I know...but it was too good an opportunity to miss, and there was some ambiguity if one squinted hard enough xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"After the school run this morning I went upstairs to get something and the next thing I knew I was back under the warm duvet waking up at 1pm…. So whatever it was, it was probably my fault "

Well I'm always grateful to have new comments in a thread - thank you - but I can't award Chief Scapegoat status for this I'm afraid.

Davina has snarly fangs, and she did CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

That's a definite piece of burning wood up the wazoo...if only to hide the charred carbon .

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