So by some miracle you’ve only gone and got yourself a fab meet or a real normal date (just pretend if needs be) 🤭
You can ask your date/meet up to 3 questions and the best bit is they have to answer honestly(it’s the law) so no lies, no bs just the whole truth and nothing but the truth
What 3 questions are you asking which will tell you everything you need/want to know 🤔
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I watched Anna Kendrick in Woman of the Hour recently. She plays a girl who goes on the American version of Blind Date and she *nailed* her three questions. Knocked it out of the park. I’m not telling you what they were though. You’ll have to go watch it. |
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"Where's your wife?
What age are you really?
Do you really want to build a connection....or just a quick fuck and go? "
Where's your wife? Ex wife's down south somewhere
What age are you really? How old do I look, wait don't answer, I'm sensitive.
Do you really want to build a connection....or just a quick fuck and go? I think I missed out on that Lego set. 
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"Can we get a kebab after?
I only need the one. "
I normally do a kebab before the shag, how else will my breath smell of garlic sauce during the snog?
Trust coyote to do things the wrong way round.  |
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I can choose where we go, but is there anywhere you want to avoid?
Tell me something you’d only normally share after the third drink?
If vampires don’t show up in a mirror, how do they floss their fangs?
I’ll be honest, I panicked slightly for the last one  |
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"I watched Anna Kendrick in Woman of the Hour recently. She plays a girl who goes on the American version of Blind Date and she *nailed* her three questions. Knocked it out of the park. I’m not telling you what they were though. You’ll have to go watch it."
Did Anna Kendrick write this? |
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By *ezoMan 9 weeks ago
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"What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa......!"
Perfect.
My questions would be;
What are you into?
Why did you think I was referring to see?
Do you feel bad for your assumptions?
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Why do you think we humans lie, especially that misdirection bit when we claim we're being honest?
Do you think that can make the game of intimacy even more rewarding?
I really like your answers and your smile. Shall we give this a go, until it's reached its fullest extent? |
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How fast do you drive on a national speed limit road ?
Do you stand in doorways talking to your friends ?
When you’re stood at traffic lights and there’s a person stood next to you with children, teaching them road safety, do you wait for the green man or cross when the road is clear first chance you get ?
The mr |
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