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"A pint of carling.
It was hot.
I was thirsty.
It tasted like gnats piss!  "
on an alcohol theme my dad and i bouht a pint of worcester black pear at a warriors match once.....it was vile!!! tasted like water that had the player jock straps soaked in it for the whole season......bleurgh!!
we drank it though, treated it like soome sort of initiation to the Warriors fan base haha |
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over a year ago
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These bloody twisty little hair clips like spirals and one is supposed to hold long hair up in a bun....i got the things stuck and couldnt twist it out so started getting it more stuck the more i struggled and had to call a friend at midnight to come get it out! |
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over a year ago
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Got in from the pub, pissed as a fart, fired up the pooter and bought a 6ft tall plastic tree 
Cost me £40 too. As soon as I saw it I just had to buy it
Kate was speechless when this giant box arrived, and I was scared to open it while she was there.
Our village have had a couple of years of pisstaking on the strength of that purchase |
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"Got in from the pub, pissed as a fart, fired up the pooter and bought a 6ft tall plastic tree
Cost me £40 too. As soon as I saw it I just had to buy it
Kate was speechless when this giant box arrived, and I was scared to open it while she was there.
Our village have had a couple of years of pisstaking on the strength of that purchase "
I remember you posting about that! Made me laff ....lots.  |
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"Got in from the pub, pissed as a fart, fired up the pooter and bought a 6ft tall plastic tree
Cost me £40 too. As soon as I saw it I just had to buy it
Kate was speechless when this giant box arrived, and I was scared to open it while she was there.
Our village have had a couple of years of pisstaking on the strength of that purchase
I remember you posting about that! Made me laff ....lots. "
Folks in our local tried to get me pissed to see what sort of shite I'd buy to make them laff too, lol
I've still got it too, it's in our spare bedroom next to the bed. Kate says it's like sleeping outside  |
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"letsbe bought an idustrial strenth fly swat to add a little 'spark' in the bedroom.
good thing i tested it on my finger first instead of a nipple!!!  "
I got my daughter to put her tongue on one of those (the tennis racquet type one ?)...told her it was just like a 9v battery. Apparently it hurt...a lot  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
A bottle of Jagermeister. It has become a standing joke in the family. Each person who ends up with it takes it to the next family 'do'. And they, in turn, take it to the next, and so on. Currently, it is residing in my freezer. That's the third time I've been lumbered with it. It is several years old now! |
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"letsbe bought an idustrial strenth fly swat to add a little 'spark' in the bedroom.
good thing i tested it on my finger first instead of a nipple!!!
I got my daughter to put her tongue on one of those (the tennis racquet type one ?)...told her it was just like a 9v battery. Apparently it hurt...a lot "
yeah that the one, this one was from Maplin and i agree with your daughter!!!! |
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"A bottle of Jagermeister. It has become a standing joke in the family. Each person who ends up with it takes it to the next family 'do'. And they, in turn, take it to the next, and so on. Currently, it is residing in my freezer. That's the third time I've been lumbered with it. It is several years old now!"
I'm coming up your way next month!!
What do you want to swap it for?  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"A bottle of Jagermeister. It has become a standing joke in the family. Each person who ends up with it takes it to the next family 'do'. And they, in turn, take it to the next, and so on. Currently, it is residing in my freezer. That's the third time I've been lumbered with it. It is several years old now!
I'm coming up your way next month!!
What do you want to swap it for? "
Ew - it takes like cough syrup! |
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By *at2Couple
over a year ago
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Kat bought a pair of 80s type roller boots in a pub in Spain even after trying them on and going arse over tip in a dress with no knickers on. Been in the cupboard under the stairs ever since... |
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"Like MANY people...an exercise bike, an abs blaster, a step machine and finally a treadmill...
All make excellent clothes hangers...and toe stubbers...
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Decided today that the stepper i never use will be filed under b for bin the bloody useless toe stubbing machine.  |
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"Kat bought a pair of 80s type roller boots in a pub in Spain even after trying them on and going arse over tip in a dress with no knickers on. Been in the cupboard under the stairs ever since..."
Not a size 6 by any chance?? Lol been after some of those for a while. One man's junk is another's treasure or something like that.x |
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over a year ago
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Rover 75 the best car I ever had for the sum of 4 weeks till the head gasket Whent at 2 in the morning on the snake pass phone not working a long night got home at 6 by the time we got hold of the aa and the had to tow me back to stockport |
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"letsbe bought an idustrial strenth fly swat to add a little 'spark' in the bedroom.
good thing i tested it on my finger first instead of a nipple!!!
I got my daughter to put her tongue on one of those (the tennis racquet type one ?)...told her it was just like a 9v battery. Apparently it hurt...a lot
yeah that the one, this one was from Maplin and i agree with your daughter!!!! "
I'm a cruel and nasty father ! |
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over a year ago
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Worst buy was beaten up Toyota Previa when i lived and worked in Dallas Tx, had no air conditioning, rattled when it went over 40mph and was a pain to even keep in a straight line, on top of that the rear axle fell off when coming off the highway way at 70 and the thing was a deathtrap, was scrapped when i left the country :-.
- Johny ( to be fair it cost me peanuts and i got what i paid for). |
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over a year ago
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"Memory foam mattress, like sleeping on a slab of granite
Love mine (there seems to be a trend here! Other peoples worst buys are my faves! )"
When I was looking for a new mattress, everyone raved about them and there were threads on here about them, so I went against my better judgement and bought one. Thing is that I had little money to spare so mine came without a topper which I guess it needs as my friend bought the whole bed, his is lovely and soft but he has said mine is hard though it should be soft?? Think its also because I am a side sleeper and it doesn't give enough |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
well any car I buy is guaranteed to be a pile of pish... apart from my beloved vxr that I had to sell because my weeman got claustrophobic and car seat in the back (not great in a 3 door)
a blackberry bold 9900 - it be more us as a door stop! Piece of crap needs the battery pulled about 3 times a day, and has a mind of its own. |
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.not surprised rover went bust 