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Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above  |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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You skip legs
Quads, calves, hamstrings are all the rage. |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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... because the poor fellow has a rather well endowed MUG. 🩶 |
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By *uacksplat.Woman 15 weeks ago
Star Trekking Across The Universe |
.. i don't like London  Px |
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".. i don't like London Px "
You don't like London... |
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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP |
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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP"
No deleted by themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP
No deleted by themselves."
You're a vampire
& I'm a werewolf |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Your schlong is too loooong for my kong |
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"Your schlong is too loooong for my kong"
Your past my bedtime |
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By *aizyWoman 15 weeks ago
west midlands |
I always prefered Uncle Albert 🤷♀️ |
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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I always prefered Uncle Albert 🤷♀️"
I would but I need to test yor blood first because you might be a thing 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I always prefered Uncle Albert 🤷♀️"
sorry i would just fuck you xxx
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"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP
No deleted by themselves."
But I never unless I did it myself by accident and didn’t realise |
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By *ir tootMan 15 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP
No deleted by themselves.
But I never unless I did it myself by accident and didn’t realise "
.don't worry mate, OP cant delete though so don't worry. |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Because I’m straight  |
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I don't want glitter in my vagina. |
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By *usurrusCouple 15 weeks ago
North West. |
"I don't want glitter in my vagina."
Even your silhouette is not available! |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I don't want glitter in my vagina.
Even your silhouette is not available! "
. Because I'm a single male |
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"I don't want glitter in my vagina.
Even your silhouette is not available!
. Because I'm a single male "
Googly eyes don't do anything for me! (There was spelling mistake in the previous post) |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I don't want glitter in my vagina.
Even your silhouette is not available!
. Because I'm a single male
Googly eyes don't do anything for me! (There was spelling mistake in the previous post)"
They get me out of so much  |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Too far away "
Nothing good comes east they say we could always make it happen  |
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By *IXEN200Woman 15 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Too far away
Nothing good comes east they say we could always make it happen "
It's all down to distance again |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Too far away
Nothing good comes east they say we could always make it happen
It's all down to distance again"
If I ever visit Newcastle |
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You're the other side of the World |
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By *beeMan 14 weeks ago
Bristol |
"You're the other side of the World"
Yup. The other hemisphere. But if you're ever in the BS postcode.. .. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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You answer quicker than I do in the word game.
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Can we watch Dirty Dancing first?
Apologies for messaging you that privately - I meant to reply in thread  |
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"Can we watch Dirty Dancing first?
Apologies for messaging you that privately - I meant to reply in thread "
Again. Geography |
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By *lueLotusWoman 14 weeks ago
the wilderness |
"He's a blokey bloke. "
I'm not bendy enough |
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"He's a blokey bloke.
I'm not bendy enough"
I'm shy |
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"He's a blokey bloke.
I'm not bendy enough
I'm shy"
I’m sober |
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By *dfabMan 14 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
"He's a blokey bloke.
I'm not bendy enough
I'm shy
I’m sober "
Cos he's a bloke! |
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By *afkaMan 14 weeks ago
Nottingham (ish) |
You copied your BDSM test onto your profile  |
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Comes from the wrong side of Bristol. |
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Cos im jealous cos i can't wear heels like that. Lol |
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Cause your profile says straight |
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You never returned our speaker |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Because he wouldn't be into it |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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You took a picture of your ass on 13th Sep! How did you manage that? |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"You took a picture of your ass on 13th Sep! How did you manage that? "
Upside down phone at arms length, then flipped the image 😁 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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You shall not pass. |
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I'd rim and suck the above profile and let him bend me over and fuck my slut ass |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"You shall not pass."
Uses the best quote of LOTR at the perfect time |
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By *im28Man 14 weeks ago
loughborough |
Above my age range |
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The government say I’m not allowed one foot over the loughborough border.
The mr |
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By *asha86Couple 14 weeks ago
walsall |
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By *asha86Couple 14 weeks ago
walsall |
"The government say I’m not allowed one foot over the loughborough border.
The mr "
I would fuck you but... sorry struggling for a reason not to |
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Your boobies would suffocate us x |
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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago
cheshire |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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You removed such an amazing post |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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I have standards |
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According to your profile, i think my boobs are too big. |
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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago
cheshire |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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He removed his penis. |
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"He removed his penis."
I’m too far x |
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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago
cheshire |
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You removed your post from under mine. Lol |
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You don't want a FWB who is too far away....and that appears to be what I am  |
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By *cott14Man 14 weeks ago
Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton |
Because you are out of my league 😞 x |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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His tache would tickle my fanny. |
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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago
cheshire |
"His tache would tickle my fanny."
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I’d rather you sit on my face for a while first xx |
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"I can't see you x"
You beat me to post. I had put Because only the lady likes Milk Tray.
But it seems I was wrong. |
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By *afkaMan 14 weeks ago
Nottingham (ish) |
I still can't make sense of your post |
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"I still can't make sense of your post"
You're old enough to remember the old Milk Tray adverts. What did the card left behind look like |
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He is offering milk tray but inlike dark chocolate. Lol |
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We both would fuck you but... sorry struggling for a reason not to except that your to far away unless we are on holiday in Devon lovely part of the country.
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I would, but that shower photo says I’d want to spend all day in there |
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By *cott14Man 14 weeks ago
Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton |
Your tartan clashes with mine |
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"I’m too beardy to be allowed. "
I'm only really interested in the Minstrels. |
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I'm worried he'd steal the minstrels out of my revels. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Too big for me bro. |
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By *luboyoMan 14 weeks ago
North West / Birmingham |
She's out of my league. So beautiful |
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"Too big for me bro."
All we can think of is you live too far |
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You dont like the willies put up ya  |
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"You dont like the willies put up ya "
Not sure he shares his Minstrels |
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"You dont like the willies put up ya
Not sure he shares his Minstrels"
I only like moody women |
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"You dont like the willies put up ya
Not sure he shares his Minstrels"
Too hot! She’ll set fire to my bed! |
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She thinks the minstrels in revels are true minstrels |
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By *EX-SMan 14 weeks ago
Aberdeen |
I would love to but I am too far away |
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Your spiky collar might poke us |
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By *VLC13Man 14 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
No but’s I’d fuck u both |
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"Your spiky collar might poke us "
No bits, you guys are spot on! |
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"Your spiky collar might poke us
No bits, you guys are spot on! "
Oh we definitely would. Can’t see a reason why not. |
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By *cott14Man 14 weeks ago
Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton |
Wait one moment caller ….. trying to think of a reason |
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"Your spiky collar might poke us
No bits, you guys are spot on!
Oh we definitely would. Can’t see a reason why not. "
Shame we aren’t closer |
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"Your spiky collar might poke us
No bits, you guys are spot on! "
Ain’t that a Sunday morning boost  |
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Oh, apologies about that never our intention  |
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She would still break my heart. 💔
🙂 |
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By *cott14Man 14 weeks ago
Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton |
Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi "
He fancies his beard more than me |
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By *rNightMan 14 weeks ago
Coventry |
"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi
He fancies his beard more than me"
You have a torn cunt |
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"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi
He fancies his beard more than me
You have a torn cunt "
I'm not into fucking random guys off this site?
C xoxo |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi
He fancies his beard more than me
You have a torn cunt
I'm not into fucking random guys off this site?
C xoxo"
I'd be too busy helping you find the TV remote |
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Because blokes aren't my thing |
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He's bored, I'm boring. Never gonna work. |
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By *uacksplat.Woman 14 weeks ago
Star Trekking Across The Universe |
... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px |
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By *uacksplat.Woman 14 weeks ago
Star Trekking Across The Universe |
"He's bored, I'm boring. Never gonna work. "
absolutely zero buts.. i'd bone you in a heartbeat babycakes 😍😍 Px |
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"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px "
We would cause an eclipse with our boobs! |
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By *rNightMan 14 weeks ago
Coventry |
"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px
We would cause an eclipse with our boobs!"
You hog the duvet |
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By *ossssMan 14 weeks ago
North East of England |
I'd smother myself in those boobs |
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By *urenutsMan 14 weeks ago
waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px
We would cause an eclipse with our boobs!"
You to bootilious |
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"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px
We would cause an eclipse with our boobs!
You to bootilious "
Allergic to nuts |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Too many nuts
Snap"
I can't find Andover on the map |
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"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏"
*husband |
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"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏
*husband"
Him then 😂 |
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"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏"
Wouldn’t be able to pull you away from the mirror selfies |
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"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏
*husband
Him then 😂"
I can't find any impediment |
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"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏
*husband
Him then 😂
I can't find any impediment "
ditto 😁 |
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"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏
*husband
Him then 😂
I can't find any impediment
ditto 😁"
Shit 🤣😜😍 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px
The distance  "
You cut off your dreads.. |
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Distance and loc maintenance lol |
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"Distance and loc maintenance lol "
But nothing |
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You might forget and leave us tied up |
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Because you died in 1993 (and a guy) |
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"Because you died in 1993 (and a guy)"
Distance |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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I don't know how to have fun |
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"I don't know how to have fun "
Your too far away! |
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I’m hoping the next poster after me will want to! Fingers crossed and touch wood and the universe is smiling on me cos it’s just def gonna happy happen!! |
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