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Best thing you've ever gotten in a Kinder Egg?

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By *ib. OP Man 10 weeks ago

Hampshire

I honestly don't care, but it seems as interesting as the rest of the shit I've read in the last 5 minutes.

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By *uicy 2020Woman 10 weeks ago

London

"I honestly don't care, but it seems as interesting as the rest of the shit I've read in the last 5 minutes."

I used to collect the little turtles they did 🐢

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I don’t think I ever had a kinder egg. I tried one of their bars once it was so horrid I tried to convince my best mate it was delicious to try but she saw straight though me

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By *ib. OP Man 10 weeks ago

Hampshire

"I don’t think I ever had a kinder egg. I tried one of their bars once it was so horrid I tried to convince my best mate it was delicious to try but she saw straight though me

I uses to buy Kinder bars en mass from France when I was a kid (and the pound ruined the franc).

I've devoured thousands of them and they're delicious.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

A jigsaw puzzle, best 4 seconds of my day.

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By *rowneyedgirlWoman 10 weeks ago

Central belt

"I honestly don't care, but it seems as interesting as the rest of the shit I've read in the last 5 minutes.

I used to collect the little turtles they did 🐢"

Same! I think I had most of them 😂

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 10 weeks ago

London

A sense of purpose for a short time while I build the tiny pirate ship

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By *ad NannaWoman 10 weeks ago

East London

A clip together tiny sheep.

The kids always got me to assemble Kinder Egg toys because I seem to be the only person in my family who can read and follow instructions.

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By *ad NannaWoman 10 weeks ago

East London

"I don’t think I ever had a kinder egg. I tried one of their bars once it was so horrid I tried to convince my best mate it was delicious to try but she saw straight though me

I uses to buy Kinder bars en mass from France when I was a kid (and the pound ruined the franc).

I've devoured thousands of them and they're delicious."

You went all the way to France to buy confectionery?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 10 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate! Nasty little toy, a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair

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By *ou only live onceMan 10 weeks ago

London

"I don’t think I ever had a kinder egg. I tried one of their bars once it was so horrid I tried to convince my best mate it was delicious to try but she saw straight though me

That genuinely might be the most offensive thing I have read. I am shocked to my core.

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By *elix SightedMan 10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I don’t think I’ve had one for about 40 years.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

They’re banned in America. Apparently Americans can’t be trusted not to swallow them whole and block an airway.

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By *obilebottomMan 10 weeks ago

All over

Never had one

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By *ib. OP Man 10 weeks ago

Hampshire

"I don’t think I ever had a kinder egg. I tried one of their bars once it was so horrid I tried to convince my best mate it was delicious to try but she saw straight though me

I uses to buy Kinder bars en mass from France when I was a kid (and the pound ruined the franc).

I've devoured thousands of them and they're delicious.

You went all the way to France to buy confectionery?"

Yes, as a child I travelled alone to France to eat chocolate.

It was just what I bought when I was on holiday. That and knives and fireworks.

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By *ou only live onceMan 10 weeks ago

London

"Never had one

Don't be sad, MB. Just buy one. Available in all good supermarkets.

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