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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Martin Miller's™ Gin, with Indian Tonic Water and a wedge of lime, served in a highball, please.
Coming right up sir, how is your night?
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Oh, you know - comme ci, comme ça."
I'm not family with the term, I think I used to be. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Large spiced rum and over ice please what rum’s do you have?
All of them, take your pick.
Kraken
Captain Morgans
Malibu
Bacardi
You name it we got it
Off that list I’ll go kraken please 👍🏻
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Coming right up my good sir, enjoy your drink. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Makers mark on the rocks for me
Coming right up sir, howa are you today?
Good bored on here tho get blanked so much 😂😂"
It can be a struggle, but persevere and don't it get to you.
Any plans for the weekend? |
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"Makers mark on the rocks for me
Coming right up sir, howa are you today?
Good bored on here tho get blanked so much 😂😂
It can be a struggle, but persevere and don't it get to you.
Any plans for the weekend?"
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Slippery nipple please 
Of course coming right up! Made it a tad more slippery for you.
How are you anyway?
Thank you kind sir. I’m doing very well thank you. Have one yourself 🥃"
Usually i don't, but I'll make an expecting just this once.
First time I've had a slippery nipple so should be a blast.
Cheers! |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I will have a jolly roger please, thanks.
One jolly Roger Mr mb, have a pleasant stay, how are you?
I am very Jolly just like Roger, thank you. Thanks for my drink "
Your most certainly welcome, have a pleasant weekend you absolute jolly human being. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ? "
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be. |
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"seems so strange to me that grown adults on a swinging site open threads like this............go pub instead"
Sage advice my friend, and even though our fab bartender is well….fab with an inexhaustible supply of beverages the call of the pub is too strong so I am off out now! 🍻 |
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"seems so strange to me that grown adults on a swinging site open threads like this............go pub instead
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Sage advice my friend..."
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No, I'm terribly sorry I disagree; it's not sage advice.
But I'll let you in on a little secret: I always find it ironic that 'grown' men, instead of following their own advice (like going to a pub for example), end up in inclusive threads to offer advice. 🩶 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"seems so strange to me that grown adults on a swinging site open threads like this............go pub instead"
Well you see, I use this as a way to talk to people in a different way that works for me.
I've even made some new friends here and there.
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Probably the closest I'll get to a drink with a person today, having had my time wasted by 3 meets today.
I'll have a DIPA please"
I'll give you 3 DIPA no charge.
I deleted my previous message but that sucks bad
Id buy you a drink if i was closer, sure could a drinking buddy right now 🤣. |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be. "
You and me both Tooty. |
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"seems so strange to me that grown adults on a swinging site open threads like this............go pub instead
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Sage advice my friend...
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No, I'm terribly sorry I disagree; it's not sage advice.
But I'll let you in on a little secret: I always find it ironic that 'grown' men, instead of following their own advice (like going to a pub for example), end up in inclusive threads to offer advice. 🩶"
Well said. Now get the gins in old boy. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty. "
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right? |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"seems so strange to me that grown adults on a swinging site open threads like this............go pub instead
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Sage advice my friend...
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No, I'm terribly sorry I disagree; it's not sage advice.
But I'll let you in on a little secret: I always find it ironic that 'grown' men, instead of following their own advice (like going to a pub for example), end up in inclusive threads to offer advice. 🩶
Well said. Now get the gins in old boy."
You can have the bottle mate it's on the house! |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Evening all. Drop us a pint and i’ll find a table.
Hows ya week been ? "
I'll get you a pint mate not too worry,please take a seat.
Shit mate, my sleep Paralysis has kept me awake most of the week,
Such is my fate. |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?"
I don't drink.
You go right ahead. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead. "
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
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No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack? |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack? "
Id like that thank you, what snack did you have in mind? |
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By *YDB75Man 13 weeks ago
East Yorkie |
"Evening all. Drop us a pint and i’ll find a table.
Hows ya week been ?
I'll get you a pint mate not too worry,please take a seat.
Shit mate, my sleep Paralysis has kept me awake most of the week,
Such is my fate. "
Oh dear thats not great.
Got any salted nut ? |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Evening all. Drop us a pint and i’ll find a table.
Hows ya week been ?
I'll get you a pint mate not too worry,please take a seat.
Shit mate, my sleep Paralysis has kept me awake most of the week,
Such is my fate.
Oh dear thats not great.
Got any salted nut ? "
I do mate want some? |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack?
Id like that thank you, what snack did you have in mind?"
Something decadent.
Grilled brie with rosemary sourdough. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack?
Id like that thank you, what snack did you have in mind?
Something decadent.
Grilled brie with rosemary sourdough. "
I've not had that before but yeah let's share, sound quite delicious actually. |
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By *YDB75Man 13 weeks ago
East Yorkie |
"Evening all. Drop us a pint and i’ll find a table.
Hows ya week been ?
I'll get you a pint mate not too worry,please take a seat.
Shit mate, my sleep Paralysis has kept me awake most of the week,
Such is my fate.
Oh dear thats not great.
Got any salted nut ?
I do mate want some?"
I like the honey roasted ones but not allowed them..to much sugar |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Evening all. Drop us a pint and i’ll find a table.
Hows ya week been ?
I'll get you a pint mate not too worry,please take a seat.
Shit mate, my sleep Paralysis has kept me awake most of the week,
Such is my fate.
Oh dear thats not great.
Got any salted nut ?
I do mate want some?
I like the honey roasted ones but not allowed them..to much sugar "
One Salted nuts just for you mate.
Another drink with that? |
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By *YDB75Man 13 weeks ago
East Yorkie |
"Evening all. Drop us a pint and i’ll find a table.
Hows ya week been ?
I'll get you a pint mate not too worry,please take a seat.
Shit mate, my sleep Paralysis has kept me awake most of the week,
Such is my fate.
Oh dear thats not great.
Got any salted nut ?
I do mate want some?
I like the honey roasted ones but not allowed them..to much sugar
One Salted nuts just for you mate.
Another drink with that?"
Im a slow drinker only half way through the 1st |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Evening all. Drop us a pint and i’ll find a table.
Hows ya week been ?
I'll get you a pint mate not too worry,please take a seat.
Shit mate, my sleep Paralysis has kept me awake most of the week,
Such is my fate.
Oh dear thats not great.
Got any salted nut ?
I do mate want some?
I like the honey roasted ones but not allowed them..to much sugar
One Salted nuts just for you mate.
Another drink with that?
Im a slow drinker only half way through the 1st "
Well its on the side. |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack?
Id like that thank you, what snack did you have in mind?
Something decadent.
Grilled brie with rosemary sourdough.
I've not had that before but yeah let's share, sound quite delicious actually. "
A delicious nibble. Just what Friday needs. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack?
Id like that thank you, what snack did you have in mind?
Something decadent.
Grilled brie with rosemary sourdough.
I've not had that before but yeah let's share, sound quite delicious actually.
A delicious nibble. Just what Friday needs. "
Well I'm glad to be sharing a snack with you on this Friday night. |
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"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
Absolutely coming right up, with a side of olives!
I think I will but what should I have?"
Whatever makes you smile |
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"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
My kind of snack with drink. Olives are the best accompaniment "
So tasty, can bung them in a drink to look sophisticated and also flick them across the room. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
Absolutely coming right up, with a side of olives!
I think I will but what should I have?
Whatever makes you smile"
Well aside for welcoming presence I think a lovely malibu and for me. .
Come join us mb! |
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"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack?
Id like that thank you, what snack did you have in mind?
Something decadent.
Grilled brie with rosemary sourdough.
I've not had that before but yeah let's share, sound quite delicious actually.
A delicious nibble. Just what Friday needs.
Well I'm glad to be sharing a snack with you on this Friday night. "
Right back atcha. |
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"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
My kind of snack with drink. Olives are the best accompaniment
You’re welcome to share"
Thank ypu, I don't mind if I do |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"I'll have a hot chocolate please.
Most certainly, one delicious hot chocolate coming right up!
How are you today?
It's been a week tbh, Tootus.
How are you doing ?
I'm doing OK.thanks, well trying to be.
You and me both Tooty.
Let's down some shots together I shouldn't but ah what the hell right?
I don't drink.
You go right ahead.
Oh I'm terribly sorry, I'll share a hot chocolate with you then.
No apology needed.
Shall we share an evening snack?
Id like that thank you, what snack did you have in mind?
Something decadent.
Grilled brie with rosemary sourdough.
I've not had that before but yeah let's share, sound quite delicious actually.
A delicious nibble. Just what Friday needs.
Well I'm glad to be sharing a snack with you on this Friday night.
Right back atcha. "
do you have a weekend planned or is it feet up and relax? |
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"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
My kind of snack with drink. Olives are the best accompaniment
So tasty, can bung them in a drink to look sophisticated and also flick them across the room."
It’ll take more than a handful of olives to make you look sophisticated. I’d stick to flicking them across the room if I were you |
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"Hennessy Paradis please 😎
Coming right up!
How are you?
I'm alive as always 😎
How you doing?
I'm good!
Just chilling out and playing a game with a mate."
Cool
I hope there are plenty of drinks flowing 😎 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
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"Hennessy Paradis please 😎
Coming right up!
How are you?
I'm alive as always 😎
How you doing?
I'm good!
Just chilling out and playing a game with a mate.
Cool
I hope there are plenty of drinks flowing 😎"
Definitely my friend I won't forget. |
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"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
My kind of snack with drink. Olives are the best accompaniment
So tasty, can bung them in a drink to look sophisticated and also flick them across the room.
It’ll take more than a handful of olives to make you look sophisticated. I’d stick to flicking them across the room if I were you "
Would a gentle olive toss in the air and catch in the mouth, a wink and double finger gun with simultaneous mouth click win you over from across the bar? |
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"I’m pouring myself a glass of red , anyone like a glass ?
Who said you could come behind the bar without permission.
Go one take the bottle and enjoy "
Man, you d given me a bottle of gin, a bottle of red to him ⬆️.
You best start fleecing other customers. |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
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"I’m pouring myself a glass of red , anyone like a glass ?
Who said you could come behind the bar without permission.
Go one take the bottle and enjoy
Man, you d given me a bottle of gin, a bottle of red to him ⬆️.
You best start fleecing other customers."
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The best part about the fab bar is, I don't run out.
You want anything else my friend? |
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"Thank goodness no free-thinking person has ordered a •vegan• Negroni so far. Philistines aren't welcome at this highbrow bar.
🏃🏻♂️💨💨💨💨💨"
I'm just about to order a vegan one. I feel like I'm getting a taste for it.
*Will she know if I pour it in a plant pot and drink good stuff instead? |
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"Thank goodness no free-thinking person has ordered a •vegan• Negroni so far. Philistines aren't welcome at this highbrow bar.
🏃🏻♂️💨💨💨💨💨
I'm just about to order a vegan one. I feel like I'm getting a taste for it.
*Will she know if I pour it in a plant pot and drink good stuff instead?"
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'She' won't notice. People who drink vegan Negronis are usually myopic. |
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"Thank goodness no free-thinking person has ordered a •vegan• Negroni so far. Philistines aren't welcome at this highbrow bar.
🏃🏻♂️💨💨💨💨💨
I'm just about to order a vegan one. I feel like I'm getting a taste for it.
*Will she know if I pour it in a plant pot and drink good stuff instead?
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'She' won't notice. People who drink vegan Negronis are usually myopic."
Massively agree. And short sighted too. 😉 |
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"Probably the closest I'll get to a drink with a person today, having had my time wasted by 3 meets today.
I'll have a DIPA please
I'll give you 3 DIPA no charge.
I deleted my previous message but that sucks bad
Id buy you a drink if i was closer, sure could a drinking buddy right now 🤣."
Remote online drinking buddy? How does that work for you? |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Probably the closest I'll get to a drink with a person today, having had my time wasted by 3 meets today.
I'll have a DIPA please
I'll give you 3 DIPA no charge.
I deleted my previous message but that sucks bad
Id buy you a drink if i was closer, sure could a drinking buddy right now 🤣.
Remote online drinking buddy? How does that work for you?"
Sounds good!
That works lovely for me! |
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"Thank goodness no free-thinking person has ordered a •vegan• Negroni so far. Philistines aren't welcome at this highbrow bar.
🏃🏻♂️💨💨💨💨💨
I'm just about to order a vegan one. I feel like I'm getting a taste for it.
*Will she know if I pour it in a plant pot and drink good stuff instead?
Oi you too, I’ve only had one, I’m not that d*unk you can talk about me without me knowing. Now if you both order me another please, I might not care 😂 just make sure to keep those crawly bugs out my drink
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'She' won't notice. People who drink vegan Negronis are usually myopic."
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"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
My kind of snack with drink. Olives are the best accompaniment
So tasty, can bung them in a drink to look sophisticated and also flick them across the room.
It’ll take more than a handful of olives to make you look sophisticated. I’d stick to flicking them across the room if I were you
Would a gentle olive toss in the air and catch in the mouth, a wink and double finger gun with simultaneous mouth click win you over from across the bar?"
When I got to “double finger” you had me 😜 |
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By *ir toot OP Man 13 weeks ago
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"Can you do me a vegan negroni please and a bowl of olives please, and take a drink yourself
My kind of snack with drink. Olives are the best accompaniment
Pew pew
So tasty, can bung them in a drink to look sophisticated and also flick them across the room.
It’ll take more than a handful of olives to make you look sophisticated. I’d stick to flicking them across the room if I were you
Would a gentle olive toss in the air and catch in the mouth, a wink and double finger gun with simultaneous mouth click win you over from across the bar?
When I got to “double finger” you had me 😜"
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