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What is the volume of your dick?
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Length is a terrible measurement - how much of your lover's void do you fill?
Grab your dick and a dressmakers measuring tape, then grab your GCSE maths memory, and calculate the volume of your member (assuming it's a perfect cylinder - which it is, right?).
I'm ~180ml of filling, for all the ladies out there that have ~180ml missing in their lives 😎 |
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A thumb
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I'm sure there's better examples.. lol"
You forgot the fab standard measurement of a sky remote |
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I’ve wrapped mine in tin foil and it looks and weighs about the same as a fat beef sausage … so I’d say the volume was the same with good meat stuffed under the skin… don’t try this in the butchers shop  |
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I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.
That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.
“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?” |
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.
That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.
“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”"
I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? |
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By *LUKCouple 15 weeks ago
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Tried to measure but failed. Used the dressmaker's measuring tape as instructed in the original post, and was halfway through measuring before she shouted at me and shooed me out of her shop  |
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.
That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.
“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”
I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? "
Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half.. |
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.
That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.
“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”
I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad?
Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half.. "
That'd just be sharp and ouchy  |
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.
That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.
“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”
I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad?
Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half..
That'd just be sharp and ouchy "
I’m not certain but most penises aren’t made of single use plastics with sharp edges |
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.
That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.
“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”
I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad?
Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half..
That'd just be sharp and ouchy
I’m not certain but most penises aren’t made of single use plastics with sharp edges "
I've got one here that's made of plastic. It's red and sparkly. Granted, it's not single use though. |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka."
That would work if you was a wizz at maths, tonnage displacement sounds huge |
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"I’m detecting some flaws here.
Volume tells me nothing useful. He could be 3” long and 7” wide like a crushed cola can, or 11” long and as thin as a pencil.
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It means you still have the element of surprise  |
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