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What sort of funeral do you want?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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beyond that - happy for my organs to be stolen and the rest - recycles for the greater good.
Brain left to science - obviously
and I will be leaving a bit of money for big irreverent knees up |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"beyond that - happy for my organs to be stolen and the rest - recycles for the greater good.
Brain left to science - obviously
and I will be leaving a bit of money for big irreverent knees up "
That sounds like a good plan. My brain has already been signed over, along with all of my organs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanna go out the same way as Hunter S. Thompson did. Ashes in a big firework and launched into the sky somewhere. Just dunno where yet.
I want people to have fun not get all emo over it |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I wanna go out the same way as Hunter S. Thompson did. Ashes in a big firework and launched into the sky somewhere. Just dunno where yet.
I want people to have fun not get all emo over it "
That's a good way to go. Lots of people get to share your passing then. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond... 
Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play  "
You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...
Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play
You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds."
Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...
Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play
You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that."
So all you need is a dead body or two to make diamonds? 
Good job that's not common knowledge else there'd be more morgues getting knocked over than jewellers! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just put me somewhere where no archaeologist can dig me up in 500 years, look at my bones and make wild assumptions about what "Taxed to Death Age" man looked like.  "
You're going to have to be cremated then. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...
Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play
You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that.
So all you need is a dead body or two to make diamonds?
Good job that's not common knowledge else there'd be more morgues getting knocked over than jewellers! "
They are etched to show they are not natural diamonds. It takes too long to wait for the bodies to become diamonds. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Viking styley x"
I don't know if that's allowed. You can get permission for a funeral pyre but I haven't seen anything about floating out on a boat. You'd better start planning now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have mine already on paper and signed.
I would like a Humanist cremation and then my ashes will be sent to be packed into a very large rocket, and will set off over a beauty spot and a Blossem tree planted.
A grave is something that can be forgotten and never looked after, people sometimes don't even go to the gave and use memories instead.
That's what I want for my children is to have memories rather than having to worry about tiding a grave etc..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Short service, Throw me in a hole, cover me with earth, then back to a swingers club to celebrate my life.
Where people throw themselves into "holes". "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...
Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play
You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that."
So that's where the engagement ring is coming from |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just put me somewhere where no archaeologist can dig me up in 500 years, look at my bones and make wild assumptions about what "Taxed to Death Age" man looked like. "
Now if you can guarantee me it will be a future Carenza Lewis who digs me up, I might change me plans and go for a 'high status' burial (Time Team fans will get that little joke.... ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...
Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play
You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that.
So that's where the engagement ring is coming from "
Told ya I'd find a way out of it!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live by the coast and would love a commemorative bench looking out to the sea and my ashes scattered out in the open. I'd hate to be stuck in a graveyard and for people to feel they had to go there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna go out the same way as Hunter S. Thompson did. Ashes in a big firework and launched into the sky somewhere. Just dunno where yet.
I want people to have fun not get all emo over it
That's a good way to go. Lots of people get to share your passing then."
As long as good music, booze, and funtimes are had, I'll be happy on my decent to Hell |
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