My wife has a short attention span and one time whilst switching positions she started telling me a story about my sister. I have never flopped so quickly in my life.

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By *usyBusyElfWoman 7 weeks ago

Brum

"Is it in yet

I fancy a Jaffa cake

Jaffa with my coffee 😘

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 7 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Is it in yet

I fancy a Jaffa cake

Jaffa with my coffee 😘"

You are naughty

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By *uriousscouserWoman 7 weeks ago

Wirral

I was enjoying myself with an ex when I shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!"

I was fine to carry on, but weirdly he found it a bit off-putting.

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By *enk15Man 7 weeks ago

Evesham

Hmmm, not as big as it looks.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I think I'm falling in love with you".

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Am i doimg it right Janet?

Am I doing it fight Janet?

Someone will.get this reference maybe?

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By *laytonAMan 7 weeks ago

Newport

Just ignore the dog, keep going, he's just waiting to clean up.

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By *laytonAMan 7 weeks ago

Newport

Someone else's name, ouch.

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By *agatoXXXMan 7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Is it in yet

I fancy a Jaffa cake

I can shag and eat jaffa cakes at the same time. I wouldn't risk drinking tea with them though.

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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago

Did you put the bins out?

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By *imples24Man 7 weeks ago

tamworth

Have you finished yet

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By *ustlooking78Man 7 weeks ago

northants

Will you stop falling asleep

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