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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them 
What's the silliest thing you've done recently?"
I found a pair of trousers and 3 tops today the tops look ok but the trousers make me look silly x |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
Only today I lost my house/car/ office/ another office/ plus a few extra bunch of keys.
Took off with the spare set (car keys and home keys only)
Panicked a bit and considered calling teh key insurance people.
Came home and pulled up a chair... still panicking and thinking
Discovered lost keys on the floor - PHEW!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let the grandaughter help with the hot tub"
2 of mine almost emptied our hot tub at the weekend,,,They spent the whole weekend in it. splashing about and watering everything nearby...bless em  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turned up at the airport for my flight to turkey at the time it was landing in turkey instead of the time it was leaving the uk. Duhhhhh luckily we got on another flight at an extra £160 each  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them
What's the silliest thing you've done recently?"
Just a thought,, Have you looked inside the bag, ?? ,
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them
What's the silliest thing you've done recently?
Just a thought,, Have you looked inside the bag, ?? ,
I left it at the till in another shop.. Went back and it had gone
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have my sympathies as I did that once. Thankfully someone found the bags and handed them in to the shop I had bought the things from.
Good luck getting them back."
Thank you  I left my name and number, but no nobodys got back to me yet x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have my sympathies as I did that once. Thankfully someone found the bags and handed them in to the shop I had bought the things from.
Good luck getting them back.
Thank you I left my name and number, but no nobodys got back to me yet x"
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Because I'm wearing it all and I look goooood x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once arrived at work, opened up and switched everything on.
45 minutes after start time and only me in the place.
What do you mean we dont open on SUNDAYS  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them
What's the silliest thing you've done recently?
I found a pair of trousers and 3 tops today the tops look ok but the trousers make me look silly x"
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me. "
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
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Nooooooooooooo  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Nooooooooooooo "
Oh yes
Wasnt a short walk either. Didnt realise til I got home
Bloody dog didnt tell me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let the grandaughter help with the hot tub
2 of mine almost emptied our hot tub at the weekend,,,They spent the whole weekend in it. splashing about and watering everything nearby...bless em "
Yep know that feeling, ours think its thier swimming pool, and water castle |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Nooooooooooooo
Oh yes
Wasnt a short walk either. Didnt realise til I got home
Bloody dog didnt tell me "
You need to train doggy to woof for knicker alert.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dropped my purse in a car park outside a shop in a retail park, drove off...realised very quickly..headed back and it had £300 in at the time, cards etc and fortunately someone handed it into the shop I had been in..Phew!
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
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Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through "
Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them??? |
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through
Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them??? "
trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Left the sunroof on tilt and we had the biggest downpour going .......... son broke his finger later on, jumped into car dressed in white shorts ..... seat were all wet ...... hubby at that time was a heavy smoker (this was years n years ago) and the nicotine stains from the wet seat came out on my shorts but I didn't know and walked through the whole hospital with son - to A&E and Xray etc ........ only to notice said stains on shorts when I got home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through
Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???
trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx"
Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question... |
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through
Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???
trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question..."
Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through
Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???
trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...
Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself....."
I might just have to....*sniff* *sniff*....mmmm...... |
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through
Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???
trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...
Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself.....
I might just have to....*sniff* *sniff*....mmmm...... "
Knicker sniffer!!!! GROSS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.
+1
Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.
Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)
Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through
Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???
trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...
Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself.....
I might just have to....*sniff* *sniff*....mmmm......
Knicker sniffer!!!! GROSS "
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Broke down on the way to swapping my motorbike for a bigger one at a dealer. Called RAC because I went through all the reasons the damn thing would not start and could not find the fault...
RAC arrives, sprays some lube on the stand and Voila!! It starts! Grrrr silly girl!!
I will always carry lube with me from now on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only today I lost my house/car/ office/ another office/ plus a few extra bunch of keys.
Took off with the spare set (car keys and home keys only)
Panicked a bit and considered calling teh key insurance people.
Came home and pulled up a chair... still panicking and thinking
Discovered lost keys on the floor - PHEW! "
hm but if you'd spent the morning running around the house, tearing it apart trying to find your car keys.. only to discover them in your mouth
you'd only ever confess to that on an anonymous forum wouldn't you?
I emptied all my pockets out several times, convinced I'd had them ready to go! Must go to bed earlier.. |
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Family hired a car in majorca. It broke down on the opposite side of the island. We phoned for the man to come and repair it then I locked the keys inside it .. man comes across the island only then to find he can't get into car to fix it . How silly am I. |
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
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"Family hired a car in majorca. It broke down on the opposite side of the island. We phoned for the man to come and repair it then I locked the keys inside it .. man comes across the island only then to find he can't get into car to fix it . How silly am I. "
How do you lock the key inside the car???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my son was young I spent 15 minutes looking in the washing machine for his milk at about 4am, I did eventually realise after almost having a nervous breakdown that milk was in the fridge and not the washing machine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only today I lost my house/car/ office/ another office/ plus a few extra bunch of keys.
Took off with the spare set (car keys and home keys only)
Panicked a bit and considered calling teh key insurance people.
Came home and pulled up a chair... still panicking and thinking
Discovered lost keys on the floor - PHEW!
hm but if you'd spent the morning running around the house, tearing it apart trying to find your car keys.. only to discover them in your mouth
you'd only ever confess to that on an anonymous forum wouldn't you?
I emptied all my pockets out several times, convinced I'd had them ready to go! Must go to bed earlier.."
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"Broke down on the way to swapping my motorbike for a bigger one at a dealer. Called RAC because I went through all the reasons the damn thing would not start and could not find the fault...
RAC arrives, sprays some lube on the stand and Voila!! It starts! Grrrr silly girl!!
I will always carry lube with me from now on "
bet that was a sight to see you in leathers |
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