"......gets popcorn, awaits channel 4 documentary  
No way am I appearing on Crimewatch again!!! (Hence the tips) "
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??
Dry or wet
Wet "
Gotta dab it up with tissue or something then get some soapy hot water and let it soak for a few minutes and it should be able to absorb it |
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"......gets popcorn, awaits channel 4 documentary
No way am I appearing on Crimewatch again!!! (Hence the tips)
Replace carpet. Use old one for the corpse. Take to Halton Moor. Local youths will burn it for you free of charge "
I'm not venturing to that he'll hole, I wouldn't get out alive  |
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??
Dry or wet
Wet
Gotta dab it up with tissue or something then get some soapy hot water and let it soak for a few minutes and it should be able to absorb it "
Going to be dabbing for a while! |
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Various ways to remove fresh blood. Vinegar or lemon juice, bicarb and cornstarch mix. Cold water. Dab repeat.
Key is not to use hot water or anything hot. The hot basically fixes the proteins in the blood and it will never come out..
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too."
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must |
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must "
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice. 😞
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice. 😞
"
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
"
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!"
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you "
Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert. |
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you
Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert. "
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Clean the sharp knife you were previously using, move the sideboard and cut a square in carpet from underneath and also cut similar square at bloody mark, swap patches, blood disappeared job done.
Use fly spray under sideboard now and again when the heating comes on, you don't want blow flies |
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"Clean the sharp knife you were previously using, move the sideboard and cut a square in carpet from underneath and also cut similar square at bloody mark, swap patches, blood disappeared job done.
Use fly spray under sideboard now and again when the heating comes on, you don't want blow flies "
It's a blooming big square |
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you
Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert.
That's what they all say "
I fell straight into that one.
Well played |
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy...
Does he have a van??
He does!
Does he do passports?
He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too.
See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you
Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert.
That's what they all say
I fell straight into that one.
Well played "
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??
A certain well known Italian fraternity might be able to advise
How do you say help in Italian
Just make them an offer they cannot refuse haha "
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??
A certain well known Italian fraternity might be able to advise
How do you say help in Italian
Just make them an offer they cannot refuse haha
Of to find some cotton wool for my cheeks "
I’m so chuffed you got that |
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet "
Guaranteed to remove the blood from the carpet though. 🤷♂️
*and the carpet from the floor.
**and the floor from the house.
***and the house from Leeds
****and Leeds from the face of the earth. |
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet
Guaranteed to remove the blood from the carpet though. 🤷♂️
*and the carpet from the floor.
**and the floor from the house.
***and the house from Leeds
****and Leeds from the face of the earth. "
Always a positive |
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet "
Are you going to let the secret slip what actually happened or is it top secret 🤫 |
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By *bi HaiveMan 7 weeks ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet
Guaranteed to remove the blood from the carpet though. 🤷♂️
*and the carpet from the floor.
**and the floor from the house.
***and the house from Leeds
****and Leeds from the face of the earth.
Always a positive "
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"Just leave the country on a fake passport.
Where can I get one at short notice??
Too late. All internet traffic like this gets analysed and if necessary investigated!"
My guys an expert, she longer exists now.
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