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What is the most successful lie in history
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Oh fk here we go |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Dinosaurs.
... Grow up ffs. 'Diplyfuckingdocus'... |
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By *indergirlWoman 14 weeks ago
somewhere, someplace |
Gonna grab my 🍿 cause I'm definitely expecting certain answers 🤣 |
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‘The cheque is in the post’ (some of a certain age won’t get this!) |
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The Ponzi scheme
Charles Ponzi, an Italian immigrant, made a fortune off of lying to people. In fact, he was so good at deception that the government named a type of fraud after him—the Ponzi scheme. In 1920, Ponzi tricked thousands of New England residents into investing in a postage stamp speculation scheme. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Jeremy Corbyn conspiracy. |
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By *WANDTGCouple 14 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
Big foot ( think about how many Americans go hunting and not one person has shot the thing !?!? ) |
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Give me a chance and I will turn up ,
We've heard that one a few times |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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That Big Jimmy Sommerville is gay. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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That immigrants are the problem for lack of housing and job opportunities |
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That 'other people' are responsible for your own lack of success. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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That eminem is talented |
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Your taxi will be with you in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Man City's sponsorship deals were totally legitimate and above board |
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‘If you pay for the taxi, I’ll get the first round in’ |
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Man Utd are the biggest club in the world |
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I forgot my wallet
My dog ate my homework |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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It's never happened to me before haha (cumming quickly) |
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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Sorry, this has never happened before...... |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Oh sorry old creme... wrong hole |
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By *ony MannMan 14 weeks ago
Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura |
We will be better without Britain...George Washington |
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Bastard Covid -
Pretty much anything the government says. |
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“Nothing’s wrong - I’m fine” (proceeds to be in a foul mood for the next three days) |
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They say it was a man landing on the moon in 69 but I reckon it's that mobile phones eventually give you dementia. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Guns are needed for protection |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Mary was a virgin.."
The original word means 'maiden'. |
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"In pain shall you bring forth children, woman, and you shall turn to your husband and he shall rule over you. And do you not know that you are Eve? God’s sentence hangs still over all your sex and His punishment weighs down upon you. You are the devil’s gateway; you are she who first violated the forbidden tree and broke the law of God. It was you who coaxed your way around him whom the devil had not the force to attack. With what ease you shattered that image of God: Man! Because of the death you merited, even the Son of God had to die. . . Woman, you are the gate to hell."
Only just shaken that one off, 2000 years later... |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Money has value |
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By *ee69Man 14 weeks ago
glasgow |
Global warming and carbon capture , doh trees |
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The man who lives in that house on the m62. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"I've stopped smoking".
(He now vapes 10000 times a day)... |
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And they lived happily ever after... The End |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 14 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Religion, trickle down economics, Brexit would be a good idea. |
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. |
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Sorry I'm late.
Your children are lovely and so intelligent.
Oooh! You're so big!
Of course I came! |
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"Religion"
Abso..Fucking..lutely...
Harry Potter is as real as the Bible |
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Carrots make you see in the dark  |
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Join Fab, you'll be knee deep in pussy  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"The tooth fairy "
Whoa don't let her hear you say that! |
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"The tooth fairy
Whoa don't let her hear you say that!"
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Jimmy Carr's on tonite... he's funny...
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"Climate change
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With green taxes .. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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History itself.
"History is a set of lies, agreen upon."
- Napoleon Bonaparte |
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£350 million a week for the NHS.
Oh and Wrexit is a good idea. |
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"Climate change
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You missed the absolute evidence, somehow? |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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God no thats not me on that swingers sight hes just got simlar tats |
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By *batMan 14 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Electric car's "
Electric car's what?
Gbat
(a punctuation mark (') used to indicate either possession (e.g. Harry ' s book ; boys ' coats ) or the omission of letters or numbers (e.g. can ' t ; he ' s ; 1 Jan. ' 99 ).
"a brief lecture on the correct use of apostrophes") |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Heaven, Hell
And…
Mrs saying, “I’m fine!” in a stern voice  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"They're eating the dogs....."
my local takeaway can prove that one. Found a tag with rex on it in my kebab
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By *nnCeeWoman 14 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Eating the crusts makes your hair curly. |
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Saluting magpies and walking over 3 drains. |
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Breakfast being the most important meal |
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Believing in someone's promise ..
A broken promise can shatter and break you to the core |
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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
That all the women on fab want to have sex with every man.😝 |
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History is a lie… we all live in the matrix |
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We (well America) went to the moon  |
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Be good because santa is watching and you will be on the naughty list |
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"Electric car's
Electric car's what?
Gbat
(a punctuation mark (') used to indicate either possession (e.g. Harry ' s book ; boys ' coats ) or the omission of letters or numbers (e.g. can ' t ; he ' s ; 1 Jan. ' 99 ).
"a brief lecture on the correct use of apostrophes")"
Try explaining that to all the people on here who type "Kestral's" (whatever a 'kestral' might even be)! |
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It's got to be when your a child and Santa Clus exists surely. |
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Mary telling Joseph an angel impregnated her.... |
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"Mary telling Joseph an angel impregnated her...."
Think of all the wars that has been partly or principally responsible for! |
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of course we haven't forgotten your meal sir...I'll just go and check when it is coming. |
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You can be anything you want to be.
Errrrrrr, no you can’t.
The mr |
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"We (well America) went to the moon "
This is actually true, I know the Uber driver that dropped them off… he was buzzing apparently 🤷♂️ |
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Father Christmas.
The Virgin Mary |
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"Father Christmas.
The Virgin Mary "
Heresy! Father christmas is real I tell ya! |
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On takeaway night:
"You're delivery just left the shop" |
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About 50% of fab profiles #fakes |
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"Sorry we missed you" card when waiting for a delivery and the guy didn't knock!
Disappointed in some of the replies in this thread 🤦♂️
No I will not elaborate. |
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"Trickle down economics"
Yup, and like most good lies, everyone knows its a lie, but still allows it to happen. |
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Flat earthers have members all around globe 🤷♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Religion"
Was just coming to say that. A quote I've always enjoyed. One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand. |
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Thatcher's to the Argentinians, over persueing a political end to the Falklands conflict. All the time, she was srnding the senior service to get the job done. |
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Current accepted human timeline of civilisation. |
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For a time untill recently that we put a man in the moon |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"For a time untill recently that we put a man in the moon "
Are you telling me that trained experts with curtain rods, cellotape and less 'K' than a zx spectrum computer didn't go to the moon in such a wonder of science? |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Wonko |
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By *p4funCouple 14 weeks ago
Plymouth |
We've replaced the out of stock item with similar |
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By *irthandgirthMan 14 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"“Nothing’s wrong - I’m fine” (proceeds to be in a foul mood for the next three days)"
When my ex told me she was fine, I would sit very quietly reading a book in her presence. It was amazing how quickly she could then articulate what was, in fact, not fine.
A gentle lesson in effective communication. |
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It's been said. But the moon landings. If we did it on 69 why can't we do it now? |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Humans landed on the moon 😂 what a crock 🤷🏽♂️😂 |
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I love you
I won't be a minute
I won't come in your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"It's been said. But the moon landings. If we did it on 69 why can't we do it now?"
Because they lost the technology... Which was a 1.024MHz processor with 2KB of RAM... Complex stuff lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Dr's recommend...  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Open here on packets  "
oh that is so true!! |
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By *mf123Man 14 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Darts is a sport |
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Sharing bag of chocolate buttons |
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By *mf123Man 14 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
That belly button fluff cannot be knitted into a scarf |
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"The world is a safe place.."
it is it’s some of the people in it that make it unsafe
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Spaghetti grows on trees. Who remembers that . |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Darts is a sport"
Athletes! |
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"That immigrants are the problem for lack of housing and job opportunities"
Touche |
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New one
Trump said on tv,
He was a truthfull person
The host creased up |
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On fab. It’s your nice but. ( you ugly and fat fuck off)
£350 million for nhs. |
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maltezers don't melt in your hand . |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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'We've ironed out the bugs in this latest update.'
- Creators of Skyrim. |
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There’s loads but people are finally waking up to what really goes on, and how we are all manipulated.
I’ll start with the obvious……
Moon Landings.
Did they actually land there?
If they did, why have they never been back?
Discuss. |
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"There’s loads but people are finally waking up to what really goes on, and how we are all manipulated.
I’ll start with the obvious……
Moon Landings.
Did they actually land there?
If they did, why have they never been back?
Discuss."
been there done that?
Why go back? What reason is there to return to an unforgiving environment that costs millions to get to and risks lives? |
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Basically every "conspiracy theory" is potentially the biggest lie but the main one that sticka with me is "eat too many sweets and you'll get worms" still not had worms to this day |
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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago
cheshire |
boris johnson always tells the truth |
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"boris johnson always tells the truth"
***any politition
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"There’s loads but people are finally waking up to what really goes on, and how we are all manipulated.
I’ll start with the obvious……
Moon Landings.
Did they actually land there?
If they did, why have they never been back?
Discuss."
Well why would we need to risk the lives of humans to go back there?
These days we send robots to the moon, they have the capability to collect samples, analysing equipment to analyse the samples, take incredibly detailed photos and then send all that data back to earth. And if things go wrong and they get stuck on the moon no big deal.
I can’t think of a single justification for risking the lives of humans, the costs and pressures with the eyes of the world watching to send a rescue mission would be enormous. It just wouldn’t make sense at all.
Can you explain why you think we didn’t send buzz and the boys to the moon please? I’m intrigued |
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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago
cheshire |
"boris johnson always tells the truth***any politition"
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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It's all about the personality and connection! |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"There’s loads but people are finally waking up to what really goes on, and how we are all manipulated.
I’ll start with the obvious……
Moon Landings.
Did they actually land there?
If they did, why have they never been back?
Discuss.
Well why would we need to risk the lives of humans to go back there?
These days we send robots to the moon, they have the capability to collect samples, analysing equipment to analyse the samples, take incredibly detailed photos and then send all that data back to earth. And if things go wrong and they get stuck on the moon no big deal.
I can’t think of a single justification for risking the lives of humans, the costs and pressures with the eyes of the world watching to send a rescue mission would be enormous. It just wouldn’t make sense at all.
Can you explain why you think we didn’t send buzz and the boys to the moon please? I’m intrigued "
the most obvious reason i can think of is because the government said we landed there, thats enough evidence alone to believe theres not a chance in hell anyones been 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Buzz eats radiation for breakfast! |
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"Buzz eats radiation for breakfast!"
And shits neutrons |
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"Buzz eats radiation for breakfast!
And shits neutrons "
and says what hes supposed to or his cereal supply gets cut |
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By *batMan 13 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"It's been said. But the moon landings. If we did it on 69 why can't we do it now?"
Yeah, like Concord. If we can’t fly on it now, we never could.
Gbat |
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Probably the ones most people tell themselves like ‘you are not enough’ |
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"There’s loads but people are finally waking up to what really goes on, and how we are all manipulated.
I’ll start with the obvious……
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Started so well. Seems he’s still napping…. |
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"‘The cheque is in the post’ (some of a certain age won’t get this!)"
Not heard that in donkeys |
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By *ony MannMan 11 weeks ago
Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura |
It's never happened before. |
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"The Ponzi scheme
Charles Ponzi, an Italian immigrant, made a fortune off of lying to people. In fact, he was so good at deception that the government named a type of fraud after him—the Ponzi scheme. In 1920, Ponzi tricked thousands of New England residents into investing in a postage stamp speculation scheme."
Until Bernie Madoff out did even him! |
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The more you put in, the more you get out. |
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Diamonds costing 1/4 of your salary just to become a happy hostage 
Or lobster being the food of the rich.
There are my 2 non political answers lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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I promise I won't come in your mouth. Lol |
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Donald Trump is a successful business man! Apart from a few bankruptcies, a fake university and charity, fraud, need I go on? |
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