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By *uxurybubbles OP   Couple 16 weeks ago

by the sea

So after coming across alot of questionable profiles recently

Was wondering what is something you see on a profile that makes you pull the faces of revulsion, embarrassment or flat out laugh

One we see so much is couples but 1 half (guess which 1) isn't available for meets atm

Ps no kink shaming and no naming

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 16 weeks ago

fabland

It’s got to be ‘can lick for hours’ please 🙄

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By *ora the explorerWoman 16 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Drippy cum pics 🤢

People hanging out of other people on a single profile

Not my first rodeo (dunno why but it bugs me)

“I’ve been told I’m good at…………”.

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By *odgerMooreMan 16 weeks ago

Nowhere


"It’s got to be ‘can lick for hours’ please 🙄"

I know - it’s not like that’s what a woman wants… now ‘I can lick the paint off a lamp post!!’ - hey ? That’s worked hasnt it?? Bet I just turned your pants into a Jacuzzi!!

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Sydney University.. if you're scared of them, you've got no chance with me.

Here for a good time, not a long time.

The 12 commandments

Capital letters.. why are you shouting?

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By *bi HaiveMan 16 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cringe for me varies.

On single male profiles and excess of dick (everyone knows guys have one) taken from every possible angle and also multiple play photos where the image content is 90% woman with a hint of cock.

On couples it's the standard 90% shots of her and none or one random dick pic of him.

Aside from that? Just mess. Some don't think about the backgrounds of their photos as much as they do the people in them. What could be a good/great photo can be ruined with a cluttered or untidy background.

Oh. And massively over filtered face pics that you know don't look a bit like the owner. You could be stood next to them in a bar and not realise it. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ools and the brainCouple 16 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Live and let live.

If we don't like we move on, let people do what makes them happy.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 16 weeks ago

The Continental

Any that are flat out angry, unfriendly, or seemingly unapproachable.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Ask to find out more??

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

People that are looking for a relationship to making a connection, need a socials and more.

Looking at verifications that says after a lot of messages or after a long time we final meet.

All that kind thing just makes me cringe and no no.

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By *herrybakewellCouple 16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Fuck and go meets.

Professional couples

Genuine couples.

Will show face pics when we feel comfortable comfortable.

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By *endalshaggersCouple 16 weeks ago

Lake District


"So after coming across alot of questionable profiles recently

Was wondering what is something you see on a profile that makes you pull the faces of revulsion, embarrassment or flat out laugh

One we see so much is couples but 1 half (guess which 1) isn't available for meets atm

Ps no kink shaming and no naming

"

It would be interesting if you'd take that same stance if the other half of the couple was available for meets.....?

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By *ora the explorerWoman 16 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Live and let live.

If we don't like we move on, let people do what makes them happy."

Oh I totally agree. It doesn’t affect me. Some stuff does make me cringe though.

Also. Loads of veris from the same person after every time you meet. Whats the point in that.

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS 16 weeks ago

Glasgow

The ones that have a list of reasons of why they will block someone. Without a a mention of any likes or the type of person they are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Sunbed pics

Too too close pics

Piercings

And did I mention sunbed pics

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By *heelerMan 16 weeks ago

Northants

Silhouettes get my back up I never trust them.

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By *uxurybubbles OP   Couple 16 weeks ago

by the sea


"So after coming across alot of questionable profiles recently

Was wondering what is something you see on a profile that makes you pull the faces of revulsion, embarrassment or flat out laugh

One we see so much is couples but 1 half (guess which 1) isn't available for meets atm

Ps no kink shaming and no naming

It would be interesting if you'd take that same stance if the other half of the couple was available for meets.....? "

Actually we do.

we both have single profiles for meeting with out the other( all done within our dynamic with knowledge and consent)

If we post a meet on this profile it for both of us and normally looking to meet other couples

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 16 weeks ago

Always on the move

Either an empty profile that's been empty for a year with "will fill in later". How much later?!?!

Or, a list of demands that read like a job advert with the tag "these are my preferences" bolted onto the end

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By *oodmessMan 16 weeks ago

yumsville

I'll go with the ones you've never seen in local updates or in your area when browsing profiles but according to pics and veris have been on decades, are in your town, will meet males, and of your age and are dirty as they come.

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By *ora the explorerWoman 16 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"People that are looking for a relationship to making a connection, need a socials and more.

Looking at verifications that says after a lot of messages or after a long time we final meet.

All that kind thing just makes me cringe and no no.

"

Just shows how we’re all different. This is basically me 🤣. Apart from the relationship bit.

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By *herrybakewellCouple 16 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"People that are looking for a relationship to making a connection, need a socials and more.

Looking at verifications that says after a lot of messages or after a long time we final meet.

All that kind thing just makes me cringe and no no.

Just shows how we’re all different. This is basically me 🤣. Apart from the relationship bit. "

It's us also. Always prefer socials initially.

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By *ee69Man 16 weeks ago

glasgow


"Either an empty profile that's been empty for a year with "will fill in later". How much later?!?!

Or, a list of demands that read like a job advert with the tag "these are my preferences" bolted onto the end"

Totaly

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Videos of guys cumming or wanking I know you have a penis

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By *ecky and justCouple 16 weeks ago

Godalming

Everyone is different and it takes a lot to make us cringe but here’s a couple of things.

The profile image or first image in their album is like a gynaecological text book illustration.. close up and in your face.

Grimy and dirty backgrounds, really messy or unclean. Makes us unhappy about visiting and question their cleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

All I ask is that someone at least write something relating to why they are here and what they are looking for and makes an effort according to their ability but most can't even do that.

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By *ffervescentMan 16 weeks ago

winfrith

I cringe at the pics then well I'm out of there .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 16 weeks ago

Leeds

The don't steal my photos rubbish.

Fab if you wanna xxxx.

Gaping arseholes.

Gaping vagina.

Close up cock.

Over the toilet cock.

Single blokes pics with wife's belongings in the background.

The we are sex gods and want similar (says who attraction is subjective)

Can't show pics because of work (yeah your boss would recognise your chest)

Heavy cummer (how do you even quantify this)

Whining men.....

I'm horny & need someone to sort it out status eh I'm a selfish lover.

Feet 🤮

ERM that's about it I think. 😂

Mrs

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By *electableicecreamMan 16 weeks ago

The West

'If you don't like it, jog on.'

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By *eyond PurityCouple 16 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Been locked out of my previous account

Had photos pinched so no longer show them

Single guys with action shots of hanging out of various women (always makes me wonder if the women are aware)

Anyone that has discreet on their profile

Can’t show pics due to work - they aren’t colleagues if they can recognise your body!

Will fill in later

Not my first rodeo

K

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By *acavityMan 16 weeks ago

Redditch


"Either an empty profile that's been empty for a year with "will fill in later". How much later?!?!

Or, a list of demands that read like a job advert with the tag "these are my preferences" bolted onto the end"

And the same person who has a long list later complaining that they can't get meets

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By *ussle SproutMan 16 weeks ago

the middle

Whining statuses

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By *rSircumsizedMan 16 weeks ago

Risca

Will fill in later. Been on the site for over 5 years

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By *endalshaggersCouple 16 weeks ago

Lake District

"Been on here before so know what to expect".

Congratulations, what are you wanting, a medal?!?!?

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By *LiamMan 16 weeks ago

Midlands

Debauchery

🤢

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Pictures taken on the toilet.

"Ask if you want to know more, I don't bite unless you want me to"

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By *dc1Man 16 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

I keep seeing an update saying. I want to breed a slut tonight. Whaaaat. Would anyone meet with an update like that

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By *eart31Couple 16 weeks ago

Broxburn

Fill in later always annoys me 🙄

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By *toC Thats MeWoman 16 weeks ago

Sheffield

Messy backgrounds, some of the things I wish I could unsee.

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By *r Fun and GamesTV/TS 16 weeks ago

sheffield

Guys nude except for socks

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By *phrodisiac2000Man 16 weeks ago

diggle


"Messy backgrounds, some of the things I wish I could unsee."

I hate messy backgrounds ot I’m the toilet pics or bedroom pics where curtains are slung shut and look like they are pinned up

Please think about what else is in the picture

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple 16 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Couple photos where they are not female pictures or the ones that are there look possibly taken without woman's knowledge

Dirty or messy houses

And just badly written profiles

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 16 weeks ago

Basingstoke

The claim to practice only safe sex, yet photo gallery shows the peen hanging out if numerous orifices of multiple persons, all bareback. 🤢🤮

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Marital unfaithfulness. - If they can't keep a sacred vow between themselves and the Creator of the Kosmos - well... It's a free-for-all.

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By *as0046Man 16 weeks ago

stourbridge

People who ask for a face pic and they have no pics there selfs 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *ank ScorpionMan 16 weeks ago

Central

I don’t cringe but the amount of Hotwives profiles around that are, (in my opinion anyway) so far from being hot they might as well be from the Antarctic.

Which coincidentally by fab geography is just past Northampton.

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By *anchesterGuy1Man 16 weeks ago

Manchester

I don't really have a wince reflex as this site has trained me to just click the back button and then block.

It's been said on the thread already about live and let live, everybody is not going to like everyone that's the way of the world!

Maybe I've just seen too much porn!

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"I don’t cringe but the amount of Hotwives profiles around that are, (in my opinion anyway) so far from being hot they might as well be from the Antarctic.

Which coincidentally by fab geography is just past Northampton."

Oooo close to Skyrim then

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By *rT25Man 16 weeks ago

Rotherham

Fab Swingers is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, anyone can infringe on your right to privacy once you post to this site. It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste this version. If you do not post such a statement once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of items such as your photos and the information contained in your status updates. Institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from us to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action

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By *r SensualMan 16 weeks ago

London

Couples profiles full of pics of the woman that state, “Mr or male does all the fabmin but Mrs does checks messages” or sentences of a similar ilk in their bio…

Yeah right! 🙄 as if I’m going to meet and potentially sleep with the lady without any prior conversation first 🤦🏾‍♂️

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll fill this post in later.

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By *illy IdolMan 16 weeks ago

Midlands

We've been here before, we know how it works.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Hey

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By *ornucopiaMan 16 weeks ago

Bexley


"Fab Swingers is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, anyone can infringe on your right to privacy once you post to this site. It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste this version. If you do not post such a statement once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of items such as your photos and the information contained in your status updates. Institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from us to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action"

Wouldn't it be easier if Fab posted a legal notice on everyone's behalf?

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By *DoRe181Couple 16 weeks ago

Huddersfield

[Removed by poster at 10/10/24 17:23:29]

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By *DoRe181Couple 16 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Dirty nails, cig buts and poor hygiene in general on display

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Ones demanding well thought out respectful message whilst having videos of themselves getting fucked every which way.

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By *egDaySkipperMan 16 weeks ago

Liverpool

Pink fluffy slippers

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 16 weeks ago

chichester


"Drippy cum pics 🤢

People hanging out of other people on a single profile

Not my first rodeo (dunno why but it bugs me)

“I’ve been told I’m good at…………”. "

yeah I am not sure why single profiles really should have others in pictures tbh , but I guess fab like the traffic increase

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By *orki3guyMan 16 weeks ago

York

Latest photos are 2-3 years old

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 16 weeks ago

chichester


"Videos of guys cumming or wanking I know you have a penis "

what about the women finger blasting themselves vids/pissing(squirt if you must call it ) as well ...

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By *issmorganWoman 16 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Profiles full of pics of things other than the owner ie toys/various women & all you can see is their hand or cock.

Couples profiles, looking for other couples,with just the woman on show.

Sayings such as I'm not like the others or I'm the best at xyz.

Pics of gaping genitals or bums.

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By *tephanie63Woman 16 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

Ones that say they are new on here but have been on for over a year..

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 16 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Dick pics over the toilet.

Naked, but still wearing socks.

Couple profiles with no photos of the male half.

'Will fill in later'

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By *as0046Man 16 weeks ago

stourbridge


"Dick pics over the toilet.

Naked, but still wearing socks.

Couple profiles with no photos of the male half.

'Will fill in later'

"

My feet get cold 😟

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By *amantha_JadeWoman 16 weeks ago

Newcastle

Profiles that only have dick pics. I genuinly don’t know why anyone would engage with them.

Profiles that say they will meet ages 18-99.

Single profiles but the photos are mainly of other people. I always wonder if they have gave their consent for their pictures being used.

Couples profiles and it’s only pics of the woman.

Gaping anything - absolutely no need. Makes me want to wash my eyes out with bleach.

Saying they can ‘lick for hours’. If you need to lick for hours, you’re doing it wrong.

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By *ife NinjaMan 16 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Facefucking. Just turns me off, sorry 🤷‍♂️

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By *HUSH-Man 16 weeks ago

London

No bio

Entitled Bio

Hypocrite bio (I will never meet someone who has dealbreaker standards for others that they don’t have for themselves)

Doing me a favour bio (very popular among couples looking for single men)

Rank pictures (I don’t actually like to see people hanging out the back of you and cum dripping out of your pussy)

Looking for a meet this evening (posted that same evening)

I could go on….

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By *uxurybubbles OP   Couple 16 weeks ago

by the sea

Wow alot more than i thought

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By *exxyyDy11Man 16 weeks ago

North West

Sydney University shite I see on profiles

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By *hat.coupleCouple 16 weeks ago

Dartford

People saying "fab to fuck" when has anyone ever got a meet from fabbing a picture? Obviously it's just a popularity contest for some people on here

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By *andadbodMan 16 weeks ago

Liverpool

Long list of demands

Any kind of legal jargon

complaining about the amount of messages they’re getting

mess in the background of photos

any kind of negativity

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By *eitherMan 16 weeks ago

Musselburgh

Folk (both men and women) who decide to show off their arsehole but haven't wiped properly.

No amount of eye bleach can removes those images from my eyes

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By *r-8-BBCMan 16 weeks ago

LONDON

What a picky bunch you all are

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By *entleman JayMan 16 weeks ago

Wakefield

Pictures taken in a disable toilet with the adaptations in the background.

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By *exySiren01Woman 16 weeks ago

RCT

Pics taken on the toilet

Naked but still wearing socks

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Folk (both men and women) who decide to show off their arsehole but haven't wiped properly.

No amount of eye bleach can removes those images from my eyes"

So that's what the face-masks for

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By *eitherMan 16 weeks ago

Musselburgh


"Folk (both men and women) who decide to show off their arsehole but haven't wiped properly.

No amount of eye bleach can removes those images from my eyes

So that's what the face-masks for"

You can never be too careful!

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Folk (both men and women) who decide to show off their arsehole but haven't wiped properly.

No amount of eye bleach can removes those images from my eyes

So that's what the face-masks for

You can never be too careful!"

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"So after coming across alot of questionable profiles recently

Was wondering what is something you see on a profile that makes you pull the faces of revulsion, embarrassment or flat out laugh

One we see so much is couples but 1 half (guess which 1) isn't available for meets atm

Ps no kink shaming and no naming

"

Male half of couple playing

Plastic gems up arses

People who only do socials (they should be banned)

Offers of hours of oral

“Best bj I’ve ever had” veris

Generic veris (“she gave me the best bj I’ve ever had and he’s a laid back guy”)

People who can’t spell the place they live in

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

People that read profiles.

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