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"Completely agree but as a kid we are all curious George’s & some things aren’t for small eyes x
I don’t have kids just two two elderly parents I look after  "
That’s different then & very sweet of you x |
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"Looking for inspiration to hide our sex toys from the kids, other than shoe box under the bed.
Where & how do you hide them away?
However there is no way can hide a spreader bar surely "
Get a couple of those plastic clamps plumbers use to fix pipes to walls. You should be able to mount them under your bed, along the inside of a bed rail. That way, the spreader bar is clipped in to the clamps, and away from prying eyes, even if someone took a peek under bed   |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 14 weeks ago
Trowbridge |
"Mine are in a padlocked chest, the key is hung up on the hook behind a picture in my bedroom
My word, really thought through.
What sort of chest may I ask?"
A big wooden chest on wheels my grandad built for his tools, with a shelf for the little bits |
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"Mine are in a padlocked chest, the key is hung up on the hook behind a picture in my bedroom
My word, really thought through.
What sort of chest may I ask?
A big wooden chest on wheels my grandad built for his tools, with a shelf for the little bits"
Love this x
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"Mine are in a padlocked chest, the key is hung up on the hook behind a picture in my bedroom
My word, really thought through.
What sort of chest may I ask?
A big wooden chest on wheels my grandad built for his tools, with a shelf for the little bits"
haha if only your grandad knew what his tool chest would be used for lol |
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"Under the bed... In 6 separate, large boxes 
We can't fit anything else under there now 
That’s quite the collection. "
Yeah I... Think we may have a hoarding problem
After all, how many rubber dicks does a person *really* need 
A lot of it is impact based to be fair, which takes up a fair bit of space. |
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"Under the bed... In 6 separate, large boxes
We can't fit anything else under there now
That’s quite the collection.
Yeah I... Think we may have a hoarding problem
Can never have enough rubber dicks is our motto…well it isn’t but should be
After all, how many rubber dicks does a person *really* need
A lot of it is impact based to be fair, which takes up a fair bit of space. "
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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Boxes under the bed. A locked metal case under the bed. Bedside tables. A set of black plastic (so you can't see the contents) boxes on a set of shelves in the corner of the room. On top of the wardrobe. The bathroom cupboard.
I have a fair few. 😇
And I've just remembered to put away the ones I'd cleaned and left to air dry in the bathroom before the gas guy comes round to do the annual safety check......🤦♂️🤦♂️😂 |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 14 weeks ago
Trowbridge |
"Mine are in a padlocked chest, the key is hung up on the hook behind a picture in my bedroom
My word, really thought through.
What sort of chest may I ask?
A big wooden chest on wheels my grandad built for his tools, with a shelf for the little bitshaha if only your grandad knew what his tool chest would be used for lol"
I know, the disappointment on his face! I think he’s be pleased it was still being used for ‘something’ |
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"Mine are in a padlocked chest, the key is hung up on the hook behind a picture in my bedroom
My word, really thought through.
What sort of chest may I ask?
A big wooden chest on wheels my grandad built for his tools, with a shelf for the little bitshaha if only your grandad knew what his tool chest would be used for lol
I know, the disappointment on his face! I think he’s be pleased it was still being used for ‘something’ "
We want to see it ha x |
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"Everything in a blanket box next to the bed with a couple of blankets inside and covering up the spreader bar, door sex swing, dildo, vibrators, wands, blindfolds, toys, lubes… 
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What spreader bar do you possess? |
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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
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"Funny enough yesterday we were looking for another box to keep under the bed.
The old box is to small now. X
This is why we asking as came to the same problem x"
If you want something for larger toys/restraints then padded musical instrument boxes are a good option. Or flight cases for camera gear. 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Funny enough yesterday we were looking for another box to keep under the bed.
The old box is to small now. X
This is why we asking as came to the same problem x
If you want something for larger toys/restraints then padded musical instrument boxes are a good option. Or flight cases for camera gear. 😉"
Mafioso? |
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"In a box under the bed and bedside drawer.
Tell your kids that stuff in your bedroom is private and they should respect that if they're old enough to understand. "
This is GUARANTEED to result in a nosey when you’re not around |
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"Funny enough yesterday we were looking for another box to keep under the bed.
The old box is to small now. X
This is why we asking as came to the same problem x
If you want something for larger toys/restraints then padded musical instrument boxes are a good option. Or flight cases for camera gear. 😉"
That’s a good idea, maybe not an instrument case though as all kids are opening that up. |
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"In a box under the bed and bedside drawer.
Tell your kids that stuff in your bedroom is private and they should respect that if they're old enough to understand.
This is GUARANTEED to result in a nosey when you’re not around "
This was my exact thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Under the bed... In 6 separate, large boxes
We can't fit anything else under there now
That’s quite the collection.
Yeah I... Think we may have a hoarding problem
After all, how many rubber dicks does a person *really* need
A lot of it is impact based to be fair, which takes up a fair bit of space. "
Take them on Dickinson's Real Deal and see what their worth! or maybe local church car boot sale! |
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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Funny enough yesterday we were looking for another box to keep under the bed.
The old box is to small now. X
This is why we asking as came to the same problem x
If you want something for larger toys/restraints then padded musical instrument boxes are a good option. Or flight cases for camera gear. 😉
That’s a good idea, maybe not an instrument case though as all kids are opening that up."
Get a lockable one. Many have key locks. Great for spreader bars, crops etc. |
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Radiator clips screwed into the underside/back of the length rail of the bed if it’s made of wood (and depending on the diameter of your bar) are great for storing a spreader bar ….im a genius…I know lol |
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I have a large green beaten-up military tactical Pelicase that also has some foam inserts with cut outs for two champagne bottles and a couple of coupes.
Always adds air of mystery checking in to hotels and can be padlocked to prevent house-keeping from having a nosey |
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"Everything in a blanket box next to the bed with a couple of blankets inside and covering up the spreader bar, door sex swing, dildo, vibrators, wands, blindfolds, toys, lubes…
What spreader bar do you possess?"
A modified one as the one we had didn’t spread far enough!
So we ‘obtained’ an adjustable crutch and cut the ends off and attached it to our existing bar so it extends a lot further and spray painted it all the same colour. Works perfectly 😈
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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Everything in a blanket box next to the bed with a couple of blankets inside and covering up the spreader bar, door sex swing, dildo, vibrators, wands, blindfolds, toys, lubes…
What spreader bar do you possess?
A modified one as the one we had didn’t spread far enough!
So we ‘obtained’ an adjustable crutch and cut the ends off and attached it to our existing bar so it extends a lot further and spray painted it all the same colour. Works perfectly 😈
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This is the kind of creativity I like! 👌
I've just 'customised' my four poster to enable alternative restraint options.
Although cutting through a scaffold tube with a 6" hacksaw wasn't the most fun I've ever had.....🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Lucky I don't have to worry about children, as I keep some in a glass fronted cabin in my bedroom, as shown in a picture in my profile. The rest like the sex swing and fucking machine that keeping the wardrobe. Saying that the hook for the swing are in the sitting room. |
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"I know where my daughter keeps hers...over sharing ?
Comments like this always make me feel a bit sick 😕
Yep  "
Perhaps, or maybe he discovered it by accident, and to respect her privacy, left it alone, and so she wouldn't be embarrassed by "dad finding out"
Hopefully my guy is a hero dad, and not a perve dad (otherwise I will feel like an idiot) |
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No children, so mostly just in a drawer in the chest in the bedroom.
But if I was looking to conceal some. Id get a blanket chest for the foot of the bed and either have a false bottom (ooh-er, missus) or just bury them underneath blankets, sheets, duvet covers |
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We've a shiny gold box that lives on the table next to the bed. It's probably big enough for a pair of size 12's but like others... we need to find a bigger box.
When the kids come over it just goes in the wardrobe and would like to think they're behaved enough (in fact I know) that they wouldn't go prying anyway.
The one I worry about is the under mattress restraints and the straps/cuffs hanging out at each corner of the bed. The box is easy to spot and remember to hide, so need something visible again but so used to the restraints just being there, I barely notice them... so just waiting to forget one day and the youngest to ask what they're for 🤭 (mr) |
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