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Humans - can you lick your own bumpussy?
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"I like to go to vegan restaurants and stare at people while I bite my own toenails.
The mr "
Do you then rotate the tongue/toenail dregs on your bumpussy Mr?
I would imagine (being the sort with perhaps a highly active imagination) that the extra abrasiveness from the toenail flakes adds to the overall experience? |
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So a man walks into a pub, and there is a dog laying against the foot of the bar, licking its own balls. I wish I could do that, said the man. Chuck him a biscuit and he might let you, said the dog’s owner.
It’s the way I tell em!  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 16 weeks ago
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I can. I can do half a dozen impossible things before breakfast every day. But then, I'm more of a metaphor than a human. Just ask the people I've seen over the years...
"Ooh I metaphor coffee. She drank tea"
"D? Yeah, metaphor a game of pool - she turned up in a bikini. What a rack!"
"Davina? Oh yes, I metaphor sex. Amazing bumpussy! She licked it for hours. Changed my life..."
Etc.
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"So a man walks into a pub, and there is a dog laying against the foot of the bar, licking its own balls. I wish I could do that, said the man. Chuck him a biscuit and he might let you, said the dog’s owner.
It’s the way I tell em! "
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"A late start from Davina and John, but worth the wait x
I was pre-occupied with the cricket, and it’s insanity."
Init just. A double and a triple.
And for once on FAB that's nothing to do with willies. |
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