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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards

Let the thread fill a bit, and then go to town with your outrageous sexual fantasies involving fellow posters and, oh I dunno, over-boiled cabbage and Vileda Supermops or something.

The funnier the better.

Rules - if you post here, you're in. Expect to be the butt of someone's bizarre fantasy.

Second rule, if you're going to add skanky stuff, for the love of foof make it funny and ridiculous. But skanky stuff is allowed (within Forum rules blah blah). Don't post here if you're not ready for it.

Still feeling brave?

Obvs, only people on the thread can be in your fantasy.

This'll either die completely...or get wonderfully out of hand 🙃🙂 x.

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By *nya NeesWoman 17 weeks ago

Brum

Fuck it, go on 🫣😜

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fuck it, go on 🫣😜"

Big Kudos to your brave foolishness x

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

I have fantasies regarding certain posters, not sexual though.

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By *ighty-maus85Man 17 weeks ago

WATFORD


"I have fantasies regarding certain posters, not sexual though."
oddly enough i have these same feelings regarding work colleagues

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards

A starter for three...

Raven is naked, bound to a four-poster bed. A dozen of the prettiest penises she has ever seen are driving her wild, but they are all out of reach, seeing to busybusygirl.

MightyMaus gets farted on 4 times before he can shag busybusygirl, then he has to clean up everyone's mess with a Supermop up his bum.

I'm just watching for now, eating a mint Cornetto.

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By *idlandiaMan 17 weeks ago

Birmingham

May as well be in

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By *illy IdolMan 17 weeks ago

Midlands

In

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 17 weeks ago

Leeds

I’ve a fantasy about deep throating nick while prey pounds my sphincter with a mallard. 🦆

The mr

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards

That Cornetto was yummy!

I kiss busybusygirl's ankle, and then run my wet tongue up her calf, back of knee, to inner thigh. I kiss her clit, and then take it into my mouth, squeezing her boobs with my hands. I move further up, kiss and nibble a nipple, kiss her lips deeply, her neck, and enter her.

More instalments later (maybe), because we were all distracted by the sound of Willy doing an enormous fart on Raven's face.

She's confused, because Willy does have quite a pretty penis.

It is unclear whether Willy followed through a little...🤔🤔..

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

On second thoughts, out.

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By *illy IdolMan 17 weeks ago

Midlands


"On second thoughts, out."
it's too late now, he explained the rules clearly.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’ve a fantasy about deep throating nick while prey pounds my sphincter with a mallard. 🦆

The mr "

Sadly, Prey's not in the thread (yet?), so I'm afraid your mallard is going solo on that chewy old sphincter of yours Mr 😘.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bumping.

Because I can think of at least one regular Forum poster who's teetering on "the edge of "in"" ....

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By *nya NeesWoman 17 weeks ago

Brum


"A starter for three...

Raven is naked, bound to a four-poster bed. A dozen of the prettiest penises she has ever seen are driving her wild, but they are all out of reach, seeing to busybusygirl.

MightyMaus gets farted on 4 times before he can shag busybusygirl, then he has to clean up everyone's mess with a Supermop up his bum.

I'm just watching for now, eating a mint Cornetto."

Ooh nice 😜

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By *nya NeesWoman 17 weeks ago

Brum


"That Cornetto was yummy!

I kiss busybusygirl's ankle, and then run my wet tongue up her calf, back of knee, to inner thigh. I kiss her clit, and then take it into my mouth, squeezing her boobs with my hands. I move further up, kiss and nibble a nipple, kiss her lips deeply, her neck, and enter her.

More instalments later (maybe), because we were all distracted by the sound of Willy doing an enormous fart on Raven's face.

She's confused, because Willy does have quite a pretty penis.

It is unclear whether Willy followed through a little...🤔🤔.."

I definitely get the better side of the deal, poor Raven 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

In

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"That Cornetto was yummy!

I kiss busybusygirl's ankle, and then run my wet tongue up her calf, back of knee, to inner thigh. I kiss her clit, and then take it into my mouth, squeezing her boobs with my hands. I move further up, kiss and nibble a nipple, kiss her lips deeply, her neck, and enter her.

More instalments later (maybe), because we were all distracted by the sound of Willy doing an enormous fart on Raven's face.

She's confused, because Willy does have quite a pretty penis.

It is unclear whether Willy followed through a little...🤔🤔..

I definitely get the better side of the deal, poor Raven 🤣🤣🤣"

Gotta say, more brave people than I thought there would be 😘.

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By *bi HaiveMan 17 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Bumping.

Because I can think of at least one regular Forum poster who's teetering on "the edge of "in"" ...."

It's Brucey isn't it? 🤔

Oh and I'm in. Once I've made a coffee.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 17 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I’ve a fantasy about deep throating nick while prey pounds my sphincter with a mallard. 🦆

The mr

Sadly, Prey's not in the thread (yet?), so I'm afraid your mallard is going solo on that chewy old sphincter of yours Mr 😘."

I suppose I'll have to be in just to ensure he isn't disappointed then.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’ve a fantasy about deep throating nick while prey pounds my sphincter with a mallard. 🦆

The mr

Sadly, Prey's not in the thread (yet?), so I'm afraid your mallard is going solo on that chewy old sphincter of yours Mr 😘.

I suppose I'll have to be in just to ensure he isn't disappointed then."

And lo!

The Prey did bring forth Mallargeddon.

And the mallard was good, and the sphincter cried "Rejoice", and the mallard and the sphincter were good, and the mallard and the sphincter wore good, and another good from something blah blah because they always come in threes.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 17 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’ve a fantasy about deep throating nick while prey pounds my sphincter with a mallard. 🦆

The mr

Sadly, Prey's not in the thread (yet?), so I'm afraid your mallard is going solo on that chewy old sphincter of yours Mr 😘.

I suppose I'll have to be in just to ensure he isn't disappointed then."

Sweet, I’ll stuff my arsehole with bread in preparation, hopefully a few of his mates will turn up and we’ll have a duck fest.

The mr

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards

I mean, I can't believe so many people are now "in", but only a small percentage have proffered a fantasy.

Almost like they're awaiting being the recipients of someone else's fantasies....and I've done enough damage/good already .

Be BRAVE good people...make stuff up.

With the exception of Raven (I wouldn't want anyone to be here against their will...minds can be changed), everyone here is game for it xx

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By *bi HaiveMan 17 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I mean, I can't believe so many people are now "in", but only a small percentage have proffered a fantasy.

Almost like they're awaiting being the recipients of someone else's fantasies....and I've done enough damage/good already .

Be BRAVE good people...make stuff up.

With the exception of Raven (I wouldn't want anyone to be here against their will...minds can be changed), everyone here is game for it xx"

I mean.....I have a 4 poster bed, complete with all the required fixtures and fittings to restrain someone on it (not Raven obvs, she only likes pretty penii).

Let the caffeine kick in and I'll think of something. The creative juices aren't quite flowing enough yet Nicky. More 'dribbling' at the moment. Like a demented raccoon staring at a trash can full of left over KFC.

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By *nya NeesWoman 17 weeks ago

Brum


"I mean, I can't believe so many people are now "in", but only a small percentage have proffered a fantasy.

Almost like they're awaiting being the recipients of someone else's fantasies....and I've done enough damage/good already .

Be BRAVE good people...make stuff up.

With the exception of Raven (I wouldn't want anyone to be here against their will...minds can be changed), everyone here is game for it xx"

I am busy 🤣🤣🤣

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By *illy IdolMan 17 weeks ago

Midlands

It's the summer fayre in Bridlington and we're raising money for the rehoming of J's 3000 mice.

Nicky is tied to a spin wheel where the public throw pre-lubed dildos at him. Mr KOTCT is in charge of lubing the dildos up in a bucket of his wife's squirt juices. 3 direct hits to Nicky and you win a small cuddly toy. If you get the dildo to stick in his bumpussy, you win a large cuddly toy.

Prey is in charge of Pin the Cock on Prey. If you get it in the correct place, you get to sniff her tentacles.

Raven is selling her farts in balloons. If you can inhale the whole balloon without gagging, you win a bottle of her rum and hashbrown fussed piss, to take home.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's the summer fayre in Bridlington and we're raising money for the rehoming of J's 3000 mice.

Nicky is tied to a spin wheel where the public throw pre-lubed dildos at him. Mr KOTCT is in charge of lubing the dildos up in a bucket of his wife's squirt juices. 3 direct hits to Nicky and you win a small cuddly toy. If you get the dildo to stick in his bumpussy, you win a large cuddly toy.

Prey is in charge of Pin the Cock on Prey. If you get it in the correct place, you get to sniff her tentacles.

Raven is selling her farts in balloons. If you can inhale the whole balloon without gagging, you win a bottle of her rum and hashbrown fussed piss, to take home."

Hang on. I thought Prey already had a cock?

.

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By *illy IdolMan 17 weeks ago

Midlands


"It's the summer fayre in Bridlington and we're raising money for the rehoming of J's 3000 mice.

Nicky is tied to a spin wheel where the public throw pre-lubed dildos at him. Mr KOTCT is in charge of lubing the dildos up in a bucket of his wife's squirt juices. 3 direct hits to Nicky and you win a small cuddly toy. If you get the dildo to stick in his bumpussy, you win a large cuddly toy.

Prey is in charge of Pin the Cock on Prey. If you get it in the correct place, you get to sniff her tentacles.

Raven is selling her farts in balloons. If you can inhale the whole balloon without gagging, you win a bottle of her rum and hashbrown fussed piss, to take home.

Hang on. I thought Prey already had a cock?

."

I'm not ruling it out, but she hides it well.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's the summer fayre in Bridlington and we're raising money for the rehoming of J's 3000 mice.

Nicky is tied to a spin wheel where the public throw pre-lubed dildos at him. Mr KOTCT is in charge of lubing the dildos up in a bucket of his wife's squirt juices. 3 direct hits to Nicky and you win a small cuddly toy. If you get the dildo to stick in his bumpussy, you win a large cuddly toy.

Prey is in charge of Pin the Cock on Prey. If you get it in the correct place, you get to sniff her tentacles.

Raven is selling her farts in balloons. If you can inhale the whole balloon without gagging, you win a bottle of her rum and hashbrown fussed piss, to take home.

Hang on. I thought Prey already had a cock?

.

I'm not ruling it out, but she hides it well."

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By *bi HaiveMan 17 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Picture the scene.

Nicky is tied to my four poster blindfolded face down, bumpussy raised to the heavens.

Willy and I are acting as fluffers, getting Prey and Busy warmed up for the main event, whilst Raven sits on a stool in the corner bemoaning the lack of pretty penii and drinking neat Kraken over ice whilst munching on a bucket of hash browns.

The starting pistol fires. Prey and Busy take turns ravaging Nicky's bumpussy with anything to hand - tentacles, frozen corn on the cob, a rolled up copy of yesterday's Daily Mail. After hours of abuse the blindfold is removed......as are Prey and Busy's masks.

The Scooby Doo theme is heard.

It was never Prey and Busy!!

It was in fact 80's crooner Alexander O'Neil and former sports commentator and modern day fruitloop David Icke all along.

Whodathunkit??? 😮😮

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 17 weeks ago

The Continental

Who will I be bumming

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By *illy IdolMan 17 weeks ago

Midlands


"Picture the scene.

Nicky is tied to my four poster blindfolded face down, bumpussy raised to the heavens.

Willy and I are acting as fluffers, getting Prey and Busy warmed up for the main event, whilst Raven sits on a stool in the corner bemoaning the lack of pretty penii and drinking neat Kraken over ice whilst munching on a bucket of hash browns.

The starting pistol fires. Prey and Busy take turns ravaging Nicky's bumpussy with anything to hand - tentacles, frozen corn on the cob, a rolled up copy of yesterday's Daily Mail. After hours of abuse the blindfold is removed......as are Prey and Busy's masks.

The Scooby Doo theme is heard.

It was never Prey and Busy!!

It was in fact 80's crooner Alexander O'Neil and former sports commentator and modern day fruitloop David Icke all along.

Whodathunkit??? 😮😮"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 17 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A dark, industrial plastic-lined basement playpit. The smell of sweat, lube and excess and the grunting, heaving sounds of unrestrained pleasure. The flick of a switch, and a blacklight illuminates the scene in stark neon relief. Davina stands at the door in a crotchless PVC catsuit with stiletto boots; her makeup transforming her face into two halves - the tragedy and comedy masks of the theatre... of debauchery! Around her shoulders her raven and purple hair cascades in luscious curls. At her side, leashed, on all fours, PreyToTheFairies, similarly attired, but with cat ears, squirms as the vibrating tentacle plug of her cat tail triggers orgasm-adjacent delight in her deepest recesses.

Davina takes in the scene:

Willy Idol and Mr KOTCT are locked in a noisy 69, while Mrs KOTCT masturbates herself into a squirting frenzy over them;

Raven is fucking NickyClungeSpeare mercilessly with a huge impossibly studded dildo, while herself riding a mechanical fucking machine from which smoke is starting to issue as it pounds away at full speed; _idlandia, Mighty- maus and beardedguy are heaving and fucking as a chained up busybusygirl in a latex maid's outfit is taken to airtight heaven...

Davina smiles, and hits another switch on the wall. The room is filled with the hiss of vaporised pøppers suffusing the air, driving everyone to greater heights. Producing a metal straw, she snorts a line of powdered viagra off Prey's back, unleashes her turgid member, and strides into the middle of the glowing, sweating fuckpile. A forest of yearning hands reaches up to pull her in, and soon she is lost under an undulating mass of flesh, only her stilettoed legs pointing skywards as her bumpussy is filled with spurting, poking, throbbing meat...

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By *illy IdolMan 17 weeks ago

Midlands


"Who will I be bumming "

David Icke

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Picture the scene.

Nicky is tied to my four poster blindfolded face down, bumpussy raised to the heavens.

Willy and I are acting as fluffers, getting Prey and Busy warmed up for the main event, whilst Raven sits on a stool in the corner bemoaning the lack of pretty penii and drinking neat Kraken over ice whilst munching on a bucket of hash browns.

The starting pistol fires. Prey and Busy take turns ravaging Nicky's bumpussy with anything to hand - tentacles, frozen corn on the cob, a rolled up copy of yesterday's Daily Mail. After hours of abuse the blindfold is removed......as are Prey and Busy's masks.

The Scooby Doo theme is heard.

It was never Prey and Busy!!

It was in fact 80's crooner Alexander O'Neil and former sports commentator and modern day fruitloop David Icke all along.

Whodathunkit??? 😮😮

"

Don't I even get a hash brown?

I've earned a hash brown.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 17 weeks ago

The Continental


"Who will I be bumming

David Icke"

Fuck that, I’m out.

I don’t wanna catch the weird

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By *illy IdolMan 17 weeks ago

Midlands


"A dark, industrial plastic-lined basement playpit. The smell of sweat, lube and excess and the grunting, heaving sounds of unrestrained pleasure. The flick of a switch, and a blacklight illuminates the scene in stark neon relief. Davina stands at the door in a crotchless PVC catsuit with stiletto boots; her makeup transforming her face into two halves - the tragedy and comedy masks of the theatre... of debauchery! Around her shoulders her raven and purple hair cascades in luscious curls. At her side, leashed, on all fours, PreyToTheFairies, similarly attired, but with cat ears, squirms as the vibrating tentacle plug of her cat tail triggers orgasm-adjacent delight in her deepest recesses.

Davina takes in the scene:

Willy Idol and Mr KOTCT are locked in a noisy 69, while Mrs KOTCT masturbates herself into a squirting frenzy over them;

Raven is fucking NickyClungeSpeare mercilessly with a huge impossibly studded dildo, while herself riding a mechanical fucking machine from which smoke is starting to issue as it pounds away at full speed; _idlandia, Mighty- maus and beardedguy are heaving and fucking as a chained up busybusygirl in a latex maid's outfit is taken to airtight heaven...

Davina smiles, and hits another switch on the wall. The room is filled with the hiss of vaporised pøppers suffusing the air, driving everyone to greater heights. Producing a metal straw, she snorts a line of powdered viagra off Prey's back, unleashes her turgid member, and strides into the middle of the glowing, sweating fuckpile. A forest of yearning hands reaches up to pull her in, and soon she is lost under an undulating mass of flesh, only her stilettoed legs pointing skywards as her bumpussy is filled with spurting, poking, throbbing meat..."

Beautifully written, Davina🥵

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A dark, industrial plastic-lined basement playpit. The smell of sweat, lube and excess and the grunting, heaving sounds of unrestrained pleasure. The flick of a switch, and a blacklight illuminates the scene in stark neon relief. Davina stands at the door in a crotchless PVC catsuit with stiletto boots; her makeup transforming her face into two halves - the tragedy and comedy masks of the theatre... of debauchery! Around her shoulders her raven and purple hair cascades in luscious curls. At her side, leashed, on all fours, PreyToTheFairies, similarly attired, but with cat ears, squirms as the vibrating tentacle plug of her cat tail triggers orgasm-adjacent delight in her deepest recesses.

Davina takes in the scene:

Willy Idol and Mr KOTCT are locked in a noisy 69, while Mrs KOTCT masturbates herself into a squirting frenzy over them;

Raven is fucking NickyClungeSpeare mercilessly with a huge impossibly studded dildo, while herself riding a mechanical fucking machine from which smoke is starting to issue as it pounds away at full speed; _idlandia, Mighty- maus and beardedguy are heaving and fucking as a chained up busybusygirl in a latex maid's outfit is taken to airtight heaven...

Davina smiles, and hits another switch on the wall. The room is filled with the hiss of vaporised pøppers suffusing the air, driving everyone to greater heights. Producing a metal straw, she snorts a line of powdered viagra off Prey's back, unleashes her turgid member, and strides into the middle of the glowing, sweating fuckpile. A forest of yearning hands reaches up to pull her in, and soon she is lost under an undulating mass of flesh, only her stilettoed legs pointing skywards as her bumpussy is filled with spurting, poking, throbbing meat..."

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫.

Uhm, I think Davina is in the lead.

And I want my Mummy now please.

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By *bi HaiveMan 17 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Don't I even get a hash brown?

I've earned a hash brown."

You'll have to ask Raven. 🤷‍♂️

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 17 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"A dark, industrial plastic-lined basement playpit. The smell of sweat, lube and excess and the grunting, heaving sounds of unrestrained pleasure. The flick of a switch, and a blacklight illuminates the scene in stark neon relief. Davina stands at the door in a crotchless PVC catsuit with stiletto boots; her makeup transforming her face into two halves - the tragedy and comedy masks of the theatre... of debauchery! Around her shoulders her raven and purple hair cascades in luscious curls. At her side, leashed, on all fours, PreyToTheFairies, similarly attired, but with cat ears, squirms as the vibrating tentacle plug of her cat tail triggers orgasm-adjacent delight in her deepest recesses.

Davina takes in the scene:

Willy Idol and Mr KOTCT are locked in a noisy 69, while Mrs KOTCT masturbates herself into a squirting frenzy over them;

Raven is fucking NickyClungeSpeare mercilessly with a huge impossibly studded dildo, while herself riding a mechanical fucking machine from which smoke is starting to issue as it pounds away at full speed; _idlandia, Mighty- maus and beardedguy are heaving and fucking as a chained up busybusygirl in a latex maid's outfit is taken to airtight heaven...

Davina smiles, and hits another switch on the wall. The room is filled with the hiss of vaporised pøppers suffusing the air, driving everyone to greater heights. Producing a metal straw, she snorts a line of powdered viagra off Prey's back, unleashes her turgid member, and strides into the middle of the glowing, sweating fuckpile. A forest of yearning hands reaches up to pull her in, and soon she is lost under an undulating mass of flesh, only her stilettoed legs pointing skywards as her bumpussy is filled with spurting, poking, throbbing meat..."

Well I was avoiding the deviant carnage, but Davina has drawn me in

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

Yeah why not let’s play

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 17 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well I need to get on with my day now, so have a wonderfully debauched time describing what you'd like to do with/to each other.

Toodles 😘😘😘.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 16 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bumping.

Mostly because Mrs Twist never received any deviant fantasies as a late-joiner, and that just feels wrong.

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By *heonixrising500Man 16 weeks ago

Barnsley

Play time

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By *olinOfBathMan 16 weeks ago

Corsham

I have long harboured a fantasy that involves a Magnificent Seven - sausages, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, fried bread - and strong, sweet, black coffee, brought to me in bed by a grateful, but exhausted, Hädelse...

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 16 weeks ago

London

Sure I'm in.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 16 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

If anyone wants to indulge my fantasy involving a five finger knuckle shuffle with a kebab behind the bin at Lidl... No dropping of kebab allowed

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By *ife NinjaMan 16 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Fuck it, go on 🫣😜"

I'd love to play spoons with this awesome midlands lady. Smooth her all over with coconut oil before ravishing her soft, tender body with my lips

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 16 weeks ago

St Leonards

Mrs Twist is tied to a large bed, ankles and wrists.

I haven't had a shower for a week, and have been wearing the same pants.

After washing JUST my helmet and my arse-stench (I'm not a complete fucking barbarian you know!), I sit my balls on her face, smearing and rubbing my man-ball-pungent-power over her.

Who's the boss now eh?

Eh?

One of my hands tugs, tweaks, stretches a nipple, slaps the tit, soothes it.

The other pinches, massages, pulls her clit. My fingers go in her. Pussy and ass.

Twisty can barely breathe, soaked in my beast-stench.

Then we get bored, and I put Kiri Te Kanawa on Alexa whilst I make coffee, toast, and scrambled eggs for us both.

She's a bit stinky by this stage mind you 😘😘😘😘.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Wonko’s not in

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By *onderlust69Couple 16 weeks ago

Central belt


"Let the thread fill a bit, and then go to town with your outrageous sexual fantasies involving fellow posters and, oh I dunno, over-boiled cabbage and Vileda Supermops or something.

The funnier the better.

Rules - if you post here, you're in. Expect to be the butt of someone's bizarre fantasy.

Second rule, if you're going to add skanky stuff, for the love of foof make it funny and ridiculous. But skanky stuff is allowed (within Forum rules blah blah). Don't post here if you're not ready for it.

Still feeling brave?

Obvs, only people on the thread can be in your fantasy.

This'll either die completely...or get wonderfully out of hand 🙃🙂 x."

We're in x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"

Mrs Twist is tied to a large bed, ankles and wrists.

I haven't had a shower for a week, and have been wearing the same pants.

After washing JUST my helmet and my arse-stench (I'm not a complete fucking barbarian you know!), I sit my balls on her face, smearing and rubbing my man-ball-pungent-power over her.

Who's the boss now eh?

Eh?

One of my hands tugs, tweaks, stretches a nipple, slaps the tit, soothes it.

The other pinches, massages, pulls her clit. My fingers go in her. Pussy and ass.

Twisty can barely breathe, soaked in my beast-stench.

Then we get bored, and I put Kiri Te Kanawa on Alexa whilst I make coffee, toast, and scrambled eggs for us both.

She's a bit stinky by this stage mind you 😘😘😘😘."

Jesus, Nicky. I feel a bit sick. Imagine having to drink coffee 🤢

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man 16 weeks ago

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Mrs Twist is tied to a large bed, ankles and wrists.

I haven't had a shower for a week, and have been wearing the same pants.

After washing JUST my helmet and my arse-stench (I'm not a complete fucking barbarian you know!), I sit my balls on her face, smearing and rubbing my man-ball-pungent-power over her.

Who's the boss now eh?

Eh?

One of my hands tugs, tweaks, stretches a nipple, slaps the tit, soothes it.

The other pinches, massages, pulls her clit. My fingers go in her. Pussy and ass.

Twisty can barely breathe, soaked in my beast-stench.

Then we get bored, and I put Kiri Te Kanawa on Alexa whilst I make coffee, toast, and scrambled eggs for us both.

She's a bit stinky by this stage mind you 😘😘😘😘.

Jesus, Nicky. I feel a bit sick. Imagine having to drink coffee 🤢"

Quality

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