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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago

Bring your treasures here and the expert below you will tell you if it's worth anything...

I've got a homemade cake here... Made with organic coconut flour, 100% grass-fed butter, cooked apples, cinnamon, ginger and maple syrup...

...What's it worth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago

*** expert ABOVE you, that should say. Duh

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago

No takers?

Going...

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago

Going twice...

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By *arla SwingerWoman 8 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'll barter you the cake for my cat whose just thrown up on the kitchen counter after I cleaned it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I'll barter you the cake for my cat whose just thrown up on the kitchen counter after I cleaned it. "

It's a tough one but I'll take it.

Anything to sell the person below?

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By *aM 689Man 8 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I'll give you a tenner .. as long as its not too coconutty

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By *TMycockMan 8 weeks ago

Watford

I took an old Tampax to the Antiques Roadshow once.

I wanted to see if they could tell me what period it was from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I'll give you a tenner .. as long as its not too coconutty "

Oooo good offer!

Any old shi... er... 'stuff' to sell to the next person?

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By *aM 689Man 8 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though

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By *arla SwingerWoman 8 weeks ago

Somewhere

I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though"

David Dickinson voice...

"Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? "

Recyling is important, maybe someone will give you something for the metal at the very least...

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago

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By *aM 689Man 8 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though

David Dickinson voice...

"Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?""

Black keys David,its a classy timepiece.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though

David Dickinson voice...

"Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?"

Black keys David,its a classy timepiece. "

Hopefully a watch expert will come into the forum and offer you somthing for that BObby WaaZZZler! good luck !

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though

David Dickinson voice...

"Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?"

Black keys David,its a classy timepiece. "

I'll trade you for a non working but still highly attractive stylophone

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By *aM 689Man 8 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though

David Dickinson voice...

"Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?"

Black keys David,its a classy timepiece.

I'll trade you for a non working but still highly attractive stylophone"

Politely declining that .. dont know what a Stylophone is

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? "

Does it run slow or fast ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?"

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol"

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had "

Lol you need your own comedy show

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By *ust another WonkoMan 8 weeks ago

here and there

I have a small wrinkly unused todger going spare

Any rediculous offer considered

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show "

Double act ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ? "

Lol sure !

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure ! "

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice "

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!"

Did I get the clock by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way. "

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet! "

I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 8 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Is the cake still available?

I’ll gladly offer a cup of tea ( proper proper tea) and also shortbread finger. Snog optional

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!

I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock "

Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"Is the cake still available?

I’ll gladly offer a cup of tea ( proper proper tea) and also shortbread finger. Snog optional "

I've found another cake here which you may have! Mmm proper tea! I love tisses!

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

1963 vintage male

Could do with reupholster

Comes with all the usual accessories

No reasonable offer refused

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!

I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock

Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website. "

I never clocked the nails hang on

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!

I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock

Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.

I never clocked the nails hang on "

And I've no photos either so assumptions please

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!

I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock

Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.

I never clocked the nails hang on "

Her profile also says she's eccentric... Probably one of those eccentric billionaresses...

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By *arla SwingerWoman 8 weeks ago

Somewhere


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way. "

Yes, the clock is all yours! I can post it either whole. Or dismantle it to fit in a small jiffy bag if more convenient?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!

I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock

Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.

I never clocked the nails hang on

And I've no photos either so assumptions please "

Ohhh I'd say you're a straight guy in your 60's, probably about 5ft 8 and a non smoker...

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

Yes, the clock is all yours! I can post it either whole. Or dismantle it to fit in a small jiffy bag if more convenient? "

Dismantle sympathetically?

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers?

Does it run slow or fast ?

David Dickson voice...

"Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol

Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had

Lol you need your own comedy show

Double act ?

Lol sure !

Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice

Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!

Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!

Did I get the clock by the way.

I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!

I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock

Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.

I never clocked the nails hang on

And I've no photos either so assumptions please

Ohhh I'd say you're a straight guy in your 60's, probably about 5ft 8 and a non smoker... "

Wow it's like you know me.

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By *agatoXXXMan 8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I have a 1960's vintage male human, in need of some restoration work. Sensible offers only, please.

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By *ornucopiaMan 8 weeks ago

Bexley


"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though

David Dickinson voice...

"Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?"

Black keys David,its a classy timepiece.

I'll trade you for a non working but still highly attractive stylophone

Politely declining that .. dont know what a Stylophone is "

An old boy living in the road behind me used to give stylophone concerts to groups of neighbours etc. to raise money for charity.

He meant well but they were bloody excruciating to listen to!

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