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By *exysquaddie OP Man 8 weeks ago

derby

Hit me with your funny jokes.

I’ll start. What did the cucumber say to the vibrator?

I don’t why your shaking for as she’s going eat me after

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By *issmorganWoman 8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

What do you call a well balanced horse - stable.

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By *izzibeth9Couple 8 weeks ago

Loughborough

When is a door not a door?

When it's a jar!

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By *exysquaddie OP Man 8 weeks ago

derby

"What do you call a well balanced horse - stable. "
. Good one

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By *exysquaddie OP Man 8 weeks ago

derby

"When is a door not a door?

When it's a jar! "
. Like it

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By *iss CalicoWoman 8 weeks ago

Wakefield

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?

It's a pita parka

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

Where do bad rainbows go..

To prism.

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By *haveanicevoiceMan 8 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen

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By *exysquaddie OP Man 8 weeks ago

derby

"Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?

It's a pita parka"
good one

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By *exysquaddie OP Man 8 weeks ago

derby

"Where do bad rainbows go..

To prism."

lol like it

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By *exysquaddie OP Man 8 weeks ago

derby

"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen"
lmao. Like it

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By *entleman.kMan 8 weeks ago

close by

What do you call a Chinese woman with one tit heavier than the other?

One hung low!!

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By *exysquaddie OP Man 8 weeks ago

derby

"What do you call a Chinese woman with one tit heavier than the other?

One hung low!!"
. Lmfao

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By *haveanicevoiceMan 8 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

What happened to the man who consumed a dozen oxo cubes?

He became a laughing stock

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman 8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

How do you attract a squirrel? Act nutty.

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By *ne4morefunMan 8 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent

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By *entleman.kMan 8 weeks ago

close by

What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?

Ian….

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By *ookingformeMan 8 weeks ago

crickhowell

Why isn’t there a pregnant barbie doll?

Because Ken came in another box

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple 8 weeks ago

West Bromwich

Why was the dwarf laughing while he was walking?

…

The grass was tickling his balls!

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By *heGentlemanJMan 8 weeks ago

Wiltshire

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Ho’s 😜

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By *ust another WonkoMan 8 weeks ago

here and there

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer

The taste

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