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1. Are you fertile? Can I get you pregnant?
2. Will you humiliate me and my tiny dick (made me laugh just thinking about it, although in hindsight I think that's what he wanted lol)
I'm sure there's more. Ill keep thinking x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Are you fertile? Can I get you pregnant?
2. Will you humiliate me and my tiny dick (made me laugh just thinking about it, although in hindsight I think that's what he wanted lol)
I'm sure there's more. Ill keep thinking x "
Have had the first one before too (wondering if that should be a different thread or maybe a Jeremy Kyle show)
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I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Are you fertile? Can I get you pregnant?
2. Will you humiliate me and my tiny dick (made me laugh just thinking about it, although in hindsight I think that's what he wanted lol)
I'm sure there's more. Ill keep thinking x "
Oh i had the humiliate thing with the small dick.....is that an really a turn on?? Oh well each to their own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where to start
Worn knickers
Baby play
Mucky stuff yuk ewwwww
Take me shoe shopping, no sex just for him to drink champagne from shoes after I had worn them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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on chat other night and had message of a guy wanting to watch me smoke wile he ate his own cum..... didn't know weather to laugh or be sick!! another wanted to know if i had milk in my breast still after having a baby..blocked!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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someone wanted to tattoo me and pleasure me at the same time, i often wonder if they actually meant at the exact same time.
i got offered 15 pairs of shoes last week too, whatever happened he wanted to give me the shoes, killer heels apparently, deleted the next day strangely |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
I've had poo requests, baby play requests, a request to send my worn panties (and apparently from my time of the month would be best), and the lovely guy who offered me £50 to meet him!
Oh and there was the guy whho wanted me to fuck his arse with the heel of one of my shoes...
where do they get these ideas?  |
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Not from here, but I've had a guy on a social meet pull out a strap on in Costa, place it on the table, and ask if I'd use it on him when he took me dogging the following evening.
We'd never even discussed dogging, I was horrified!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where to start
Worn knickers
Baby play
Mucky stuff yuk ewwwww
Take me shoe shopping, no sex just for him to drink champagne from shoes after I had worn them "
I want to marry the shoe man! ms |
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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago
third star on the right |
"I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos x"
A fellow forumite can confirm that I have a serious knack for finding em! Tend to find and share so if ya ever need a giggle let us know lol
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Not from here, but I've had a guy on a social meet pull out a strap on in Costa, place it on the table, and ask if I'd use it on him when he took me dogging the following evening.
We'd never even discussed dogging, I was horrified!!! "
And so was the barista!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos x
A fellow forumite can confirm that I have a serious knack for finding em! Tend to find and share so if ya ever need a giggle let us know lol
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Have you got the same stalker? I call him Ian Beale because he's always offering me fruit and veg |
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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago
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"I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos x
A fellow forumite can confirm that I have a serious knack for finding em! Tend to find and share so if ya ever need a giggle let us know lol
Have you got the same stalker? I call him Ian Beale because he's always offering me fruit and veg "
No I just find some spectacular profiles!
No stalker as yet lol
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I used to have a little film clip with a guy getting punched several times in the balls whilst he came.. it was both funny and ouch at the same time.. so glad no one writes weird things to me. phew ..!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First message from 'him'.
Him "Ill put a cock cage on my cock and send you the keys so you cant send me them once every 6 months so I can wank but you MUST chat to me to make me VERY horny and VERY frustrated on here."
Me "Um! NO!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like to apologise for sending all those weird messages
Alternatively you can come round and shit on my chest, punch my balls, fuck me up the arse with your stiletto heels and slap my face with your period knickers to win the strangest request ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a great thread. I've had lots of random requests. As follows:
1. Can he buy my knickers after they have been worn.
2. Will I watch whilst they suck their own cock.
3. Will I watch them spunk in a cup and drink it.
4. Will I sit in his face and laugh at his tiny cock.
5. Can they get me pregnant.
You do get some strange eggs on ere lol welcome to the nuthouse!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shitting on someone????? What the bloody hell!!!!
I can't stop shaking my head in amazement why on earth would anyone want to be poo'd on. It's beyond me.  |
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