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Morning class,
You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english.
Which of the following is correct. Do we say 'the egg yolk "is" white' or do we say "the egg yolk "are" white' ?
Let's see if we can find our head boy and girl 
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"Marys father has five daughters
1.nana
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4.nono
Whats the fifth one called?
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I got it wrong. Bonus point if you guess what my answer was |
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"Morning class,
You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english.
Which of the following is correct. Do we say 'the egg yolk "is" white' or do we say "the egg yolk "are" white' ?
Let's see if we can find our head boy and girl
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Neither. The egg yolk is yellow lol
Think this school needs an ofsted inspection if this is the calibre of teaching  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning class,
You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english.
Which of the following is correct. Do we say 'the egg yolk "is" white' or do we say "the egg yolk "are" white' ?
Let's see if we can find our head boy and girl
Neither. The egg yolk is yellow lol
Think this school needs an ofsted inspection if this is the calibre of teaching "
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"Morning class,
You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english.
Which of the following is correct. Do we say 'the egg yolk "is" white' or do we say "the egg yolk "are" white' ?
Let's see if we can find our head boy and girl
Neither. The egg yolk is yellow lol
Think this school needs an ofsted inspection if this is the calibre of teaching "
I know I was trying to catch you out but you're all quite smart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on everyone..... Lets go and play in the play room!!!
Im with you, lets go in the wendy house x
You want to play dressing up?
Drs and nurses?  "
Ooo, yeh, nurse im feeling unwell, goes and lays on the bed. Oopps forgot to put me knickers on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir there is some very strange noises coming from the Wendy house never heard noises that that before  "
Tell tale tit, youre tongue will split, and all the little birdies will have a little bit x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir there is some very strange noises coming from the Wendy house never heard noises that that before "
Erm yeah, well I am a dr and erm Jules is poorly, I am making her better!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir there is some very strange noises coming from the Wendy house never heard noises that that before
Going to get you at break time!!! Snitch "
Im sick un bad, dr is examining me to find out whats wrong. Ooo yeh just there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house
Pppsssstttt
I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes
That had him "
Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend Mark married his own daughter ladt week. How did that happen? It was in the UK and perfectly legal.
And little johnny come out from behind the bookcase. We can all see it trembling.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house
Pppsssstttt
I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes
That had him
Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so
there (sticks tongue out) "
Well come and join us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house
Pppsssstttt
I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes
That had him
Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so
there (sticks tongue out)
Well come and join us "
Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house
Pppsssstttt
I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes
That had him
Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so
there (sticks tongue out)
Well come and join us
Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun "
Who is this he you speak of?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house
Pppsssstttt
I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes
That had him
Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so
there (sticks tongue out)
Well come and join us
Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun
Who is this he you speak of?? "
Ok this is confusing i am minnie and who is in here with me LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house
Pppsssstttt
I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes
That had him
Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so
there (sticks tongue out)
Well come and join us
Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun
Who is this he you speak of??
Ok this is confusing i am minnie and who is in here with me LOL "
Lucy ( me ) and Jules ( both girls ) lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house
Pppsssstttt
I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes
That had him
Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so
there (sticks tongue out)
Well come and join us
Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun
Who is this he you speak of??
Ok this is confusing i am minnie and who is in here with me LOL
Lucy ( me ) and Jules ( both girls ) lol "
Hi girls ok so we gonna have fun without the guys |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Sorry I m late,, ,, should I go see the head mistress for my punishment,,?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend Mark married his own daughter ladt week. How did that happen? It was in the UK and perfectly legal.
And little johnny come out from behind the bookcase. We can all see it trembling...."
Your friend Mark is a vicar and performed his daughters wedding ceremony. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feck it! School sucks!
I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it! School sucks!
I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in "
Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it! School sucks!
I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in
Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house "
only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing |
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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago
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"Feck it! School sucks!
I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in
Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house "
Morning all! As usual better late than never, I think
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it! School sucks!
I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in
Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing "
Barges into the play house, I'll join you girls!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feck it! School sucks!
I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in
Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing "
Doctors and nurses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feck it! School sucks!
I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in
Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing
Barges into the play house, I'll join you girls!! "
Watch out girls here comes trouble |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Morning class,
You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english.
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I've only just noticed!
Some teacher you are!  Where did yuou do your training?
Your starter subject should have an Upper Case letter at the start, that is, English.
Tsk! Tsk!
Must do better. I will be informing Ofsted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'  "
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' "
Oh okay, patient number 235, suspected case of piles, ill get our specialist nurse, frank out with his 11 inch piles buster... |
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum "
must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS |
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS "
Am here to service your needs sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS
Am here to service your needs sir "
Oh if only................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I missed? I was fingering a girl down by the bike sheds and smoking x"
what did the fingering cost ya, I had to part with half a kitkat n 50p for a snog off her.
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS
Am here to service your needs sir
Oh if only................... "
You were to busy behind the bike shed |
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS
Am here to service your needs sir
Oh if only...................
You were to busy behind the bike shed "
Tease! |
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS
Am here to service your needs sir
Oh if only...................
You were to busy behind the bike shed
Tease! "
Oh yes I can tease if you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doctors and nurses
I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of'
Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS
Am here to service your needs sir
Oh if only...................
You were to busy behind the bike shed
Tease!
Oh yes I can tease if you want "
You've pulled, I'm hot footing it to SK as we speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Flounces into classroom, dragging skipping rope behind her)... Sorry I'm late Sir, I was skipping into school this morning and I tripped over the rope and got all tangled up in it, then I lost my knickers, but I'm here now Sir.
Come and joun us in the wendy house, whose sitting on stokeys face, hes going blue?
Anyone want to borrow my skipping
rope? "
That msy come in handy, we are exploring eachother at the mo, come on, its fun |
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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago
South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo |
"(Flounces into classroom, dragging skipping rope behind her)... Sorry I'm late Sir, I was skipping into school this morning and I tripped over the rope and got all tangled up in it, then I lost my knickers, but I'm here now Sir.
Come and joun us in the wendy house, whose sitting on stokeys face, hes going blue?
Anyone want to borrow my skipping
rope?
That msy come in handy, we are exploring eachother at the mo, come on, its fun"
Oooh yes please, skipping rope might be useful if Stokey starts to wriggle, we could tangle him up in it |
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