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I've often daydreamed about what I'd do if I was female .. probably get a LOT more meets & sex. But I'd also have female attitudes, unless I had the same mind I have now. Then I'd be a total raver.  |
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I’m trying to imagine my little yellow message, sitting there, waiting to be opened. Not realising that on the other side it’s slipped into 120th place behind “nice tits luv!” And “how’s fab treating you then?”
I’d be a male club whore. |
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I think if I was a lad I'd just wank alot and stick my dick in things to see the difference in textures like watermelons, handful of marshmallows ect oooh peanut butter lol I think id just be a fat raving wanker. and I'd be a gay man whore, trying to slide my dick in all the hairy bums lol  |
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"I've often daydreamed about what I'd do if I was female .. probably get a LOT more meets & sex. But I'd also have female attitudes, unless I had the same mind I have now. Then I'd be a total raver. "
Thats interesting - what's a female attitude ? Just so I can conform |
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First things first novelty of a stand up wee!!
I hope I wouldn't become desperate as competing with so many others. Having been in both shoes then that might make me have a better understanding but this is only for 24 hrs right!?!  |
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What a great idea !
If I was a man on here , would I use it differently..hmmmmmmm
I'd join and put my gorgeous cock pics up (12 of - can't get enough of my own cock ) and that's what the chicks are after.
I'd pay to be a site supporter cos then I can cam with those wild wild women all dribbling over my juicy cock those dirty, filthy , fanny throbbing salacious whores who use the internet ( i'd never let my missus on here - if I had one - I had a girlfriend once though . I didn't really fancy her but I thought she'd put out- I just couldn't stand another church meeting and holding hands on the way home ) She wouldn't even be a couple with me on here while I was looking for a bi lesbo bird to fuck with us.
I'd send one just one 'i'm gonna fuck you ' message to some good looking milf who's gagging and ............. wait.
Well I waited fucking long enough , cheeky bitch. She's not all that and I should tell her so! and do !
After the ten day ban, I send more messages without going on a rant if they are not insta shag.
I get weak from the no replies. I find the forum.
I start my very first , 'why can't I get laid' thread. Men commiserate with me.
Women speak to me like i'm a grubby lepper with the audacity to expect sex on a sex site.
I get tons of unwanted advice ( I just wanted one of them to shag me ) tons of advice about ratios of women to men.... of how many cock pics are acceptable to women.. ( don't they know i'm not a woman 12 is fucking holding back bitches ) Why do they keep telling me they have kids and are busy and can't meet right away? Who the fuck is interested ? Not me anyway.
Oh hello .... a reply. Jesus she's definitely not my type ( looks like me gran with five stone on and a bigger beard ) but she's promised me a cam wank and I got hard on the dirty talk so it's off to the cam rooms.......
I cried into my pillow when I sobered up the next day...... God i'm so fucking cheap. I nearly vomited when I saw that woman's cum face at least my dick isn't sore. I was so desperate I went off like a hair trigger... Never doing that again! I need a bit of class....
Resignation sets in ..... maybe I could pretend that I only log on because I like the kind of people I meet here and I won't have to admit that the odds of getting a shag are pretty fucking remote.
Some of the trans are fucking gorgeous. What the fuck! Did I just say that? I'm not gay... not even fucking bi! DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW FUCKING MACHO I AM?
Course i'd love to meet you Trixi ... you're a very classy lady. What ? Am I top or bottom ? Can we go slower ..... Just a snog and a wank on our first time.
No I didn't douche! How was I supposed to know I was going to end up in this car park with a sore arse!
Don't leave me. I can't walk unaided.
Leave me a great veri and i'll do one for you ..... thanks. Don't mention Dyson's or ask anyone to respect me ... I might not be online for a month or so |
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"What a great idea !
If I was a man on here , would I use it differently..hmmmmmmm
I'd join and put my gorgeous cock pics up (12 of - can't get enough of my own cock ) and that's what the chicks are after.
I'd pay to be a site supporter cos then I can cam with those wild wild women all dribbling over my juicy cock those dirty, filthy , fanny throbbing salacious whores who use the internet ( i'd never let my missus on here - if I had one - I had a girlfriend once though . I didn't really fancy her but I thought she'd put out- I just couldn't stand another church meeting and holding hands on the way home ) She wouldn't even be a couple with me on here while I was looking for a bi lesbo bird to fuck with us.
I'd send one just one 'i'm gonna fuck you ' message to some good looking milf who's gagging and ............. wait.
Well I waited fucking long enough , cheeky bitch. She's not all that and I should tell her so! and do !
After the ten day ban, I send more messages without going on a rant if they are not insta shag.
I get weak from the no replies. I find the forum.
I start my very first , 'why can't I get laid' thread. Men commiserate with me.
Women speak to me like i'm a grubby lepper with the audacity to expect sex on a sex site.
I get tons of unwanted advice ( I just wanted one of them to shag me ) tons of advice about ratios of women to men.... of how many cock pics are acceptable to women.. ( don't they know i'm not a woman 12 is fucking holding back bitches ) Why do they keep telling me they have kids and are busy and can't meet right away? Who the fuck is interested ? Not me anyway.
Oh hello .... a reply. Jesus she's definitely not my type ( looks like me gran with five stone on and a bigger beard ) but she's promised me a cam wank and I got hard on the dirty talk so it's off to the cam rooms.......
I cried into my pillow when I sobered up the next day...... God i'm so fucking cheap. I nearly vomited when I saw that woman's cum face at least my dick isn't sore. I was so desperate I went off like a hair trigger... Never doing that again! I need a bit of class....
Resignation sets in ..... maybe I could pretend that I only log on because I like the kind of people I meet here and I won't have to admit that the odds of getting a shag are pretty fucking remote.
Some of the trans are fucking gorgeous. What the fuck! Did I just say that? I'm not gay... not even fucking bi! DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW FUCKING MACHO I AM?
Course i'd love to meet you Trixi ... you're a very classy lady. What ? Am I top or bottom ? Can we go slower ..... Just a snog and a wank on our first time.
No I didn't douche! How was I supposed to know I was going to end up in this car park with a sore arse!
Don't leave me. I can't walk unaided.
Leave me a great veri and i'll do one for you ..... thanks. Don't mention Dyson's or ask anyone to respect me ... I might not be online for a month or so"
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"Reckon you'd be as into all of this madness as much as you are now?!"
I'd buy loads of sex toys, find a couple of genuine local people to have fun with MMF, FFM and then settle down with another woman  |
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"I've often daydreamed about what I'd do if I was female .. probably get a LOT more meets & sex. But I'd also have female attitudes, unless I had the same mind I have now. Then I'd be a total raver.
Thats interesting - what's a female attitude ? Just so I can conform "
Most women are brought up to be "good girls" and save sex for marriage, although that seems to be changing somewhat now. On the other side, the sex drive in men seems to override any moral sense ... hence lots of blokes all chasing the few ladies that have equally high sex drives. I still like to think I'd be one of the liberated women, if I was female but I know what social constraints would be imposed on me (hence female attitudes). Shame really. |
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I can just about imagine, having to post “Can’t reply to all sorry” on my status…..
I would love to visit a swinger club, and feel genuinely welcome…
Yes, I think I would give “all this madness” a go as a single female…. |
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"I think I would be a cock hungry cum slut, seems appealing from a male perspective, would like to experience it from a female perspective and see if it’s as enjoyable as it looks. "
I can assure you it is 🤣 |
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