So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck  I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
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By *bi HaiveMan 21 weeks ago
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"So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
Does anyone else ever get this?"
Vicks makes for good lube. Apparently......😇 |
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"So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
Does anyone else ever get this?
Vicks makes for good lube. Apparently......😇"
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"So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
Does anyone else ever get this?
Vicks makes for good lube. Apparently......😇
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Masochist. |
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"So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
Does anyone else ever get this?"
Yeah I do sometimes. Bloody annoying  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"I worked with a woman whose husband was insatiable if he took Nightnurse"
Maybe the name (night nurse) set him off?... Maybe he though he was getting something else?  |
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"I worked with a woman whose husband was insatiable if he took Nightnurse
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Change into a nurse outfit at the Churchill Suite; call yourself Satiable you saucy minx.
Then I'll be in-satiable. 😈"
A masterclass in word play 🥳 |
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"So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
Does anyone else ever get this?"
A friend of mine had this, didn’t have an appetite, felt awful, but wanked herself senseless, watched box sets AND lost weight |
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"So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
Does anyone else ever get this?
A friend of mine had this, didn’t have an appetite, felt awful, but wanked herself senseless, watched box sets AND lost weight"
Yes that sounds like me lol |
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By *agatoXXXMan 21 weeks ago
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"So I’m currently ill with the flu and I’ve been horny as fuck I mean like the horniest I’ve ever been in my life and it just doesn’t make sense does it. I’ve had it before, it happens whenever I have a fever and although I feel ill I just start having intense orgasmic feelings and I have to masturbate to ease it.
Does anyone else ever get this?
Vicks makes for good lube. Apparently......😇"
You are evil... |
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