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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man "
I've yet to see a man say on his profile that he's a woman! 
There's a few TV's/TS's that would probably fool a few in need of a trip to specsavers though!  |
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr 
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night...... 
Arrrr, prepare to be boarded!  Oooo errrrrrr.......is walking the plank a kinky euphemism then? "
Anyone seen Seaman Staines? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night......
Arrrr, prepare to be boarded! Oooo errrrrrr.......is walking the plank a kinky euphemism then?
Anyone seen Seaman Staines? "
And Master Bates. Arrrrr!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night......
Arrrr, prepare to be boarded! Oooo errrrrrr.......is walking the plank a kinky euphemism then?
Anyone seen Seaman Staines? "
Im not on can am i?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like it when I open a bag of liquorish allsorts and find there are no beady sweets!!!! I mean what's all that about? They have pictures of them on the bag but none in the bag!!
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"I don't like it when I open a bag of liquorish allsorts and find there are no beady sweets!!!! I mean what's all that about? They have pictures of them on the bag but none in the bag!!
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Stick to the the thread! It's pirates, me hearties!! Ra-ha!! |
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"I don't like it when I open a bag of liquorish allsorts and find there are no beady sweets!!!! I mean what's all that about? They have pictures of them on the bag but none in the bag!!
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Though a lady above probably stole them. I very much believe she's good at sucking (the colour off the blue ones). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Thanks....now I have spat out honey yoghurt all over my feckin' laptop.... "
I think I might start using that excuse.... |
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