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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Ooo full English and I will have your black pudding! Can't let it go to waste lol
You can't just have the black pudding, you have to trade it for something?
You wanna swap for mushroom??  "
Yes! That would be a fair swap, not a fan lol |
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go
Only 1 croissant?
I feel greedy now 
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx"
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss  |
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go
Only 1 croissant?
I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss "
I’ll go without for a kiss xx |
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go
Only 1 croissant?
I feel greedy now
I could stretch to two but the flakes go everywhere!"
 fair point, plus they are like £50 each on trains |
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go
Only 1 croissant?
I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss
I’ll go without for a kiss xx "
Without what? Can't we have both? I'm starving lol |
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go
Only 1 croissant?
I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss
I’ll go without for a kiss xx
Without what? Can't we have both? I'm starving lol"
That’s just plain greedy xx 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx"
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂 |
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂"
And a beer? |
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"I’ll go for kippers with a side of avocado please
Luke.... NO.
Behave & have a word with yourself "
In that case I’ll settle for sirloin tips (instead of black pudding) with a full English please |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?"
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂 |
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂"
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you |
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go
Only 1 croissant?
I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss
I’ll go without for a kiss xx
Without what? Can't we have both? I'm starving lol
That’s just plain greedy xx 😘"
Not the first time I've been called a greedy girl |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you"
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉 |
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"Porridge with honey and a double shot Americano for us
Not had porridge in years, don't know why because I do like it. Is Ready Brek still a thing?
Ready brek reminds me of soggy rusks 🤢"
That was my childhood winter breakfast, done in the microwave, the edges would dry and stick to the side of the bowl like cement |
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉"
Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days |
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"Bacon
2 Fried eggs
Mushrooms
Hash browns
Black pudding
Beans
No toast ta
2 fried bread
Large coffee
Please
We have a winner with fried bread, yessssss
No sausage?
No sausage
I’m on diet
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But its fab, sausage jokes are a must |
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"Bacon
2 Fried eggs
Mushrooms
Hash browns
Black pudding
Beans
No toast ta
2 fried bread
Large coffee
Please
We have a winner with fried bread, yessssss
No sausage?
No sausage
I’m on diet
But its fab, sausage jokes are a must "
Ok
Just two chipolatas then
Oh spam fritter |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉
Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days "
Sounds like a plan. Might be fun having the fry up and chips after the beer 😜 |
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉
Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days
Sounds like a plan. Might be fun having the fry up and chips after the beer 😜"
This honestly sounds sensible to me, the others are doing it WRONG |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉
Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days
Sounds like a plan. Might be fun having the fry up and chips after the beer 😜
This honestly sounds sensible to me, the others are doing it WRONG"
They don’t know how to live 😂 |
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By *hris6262Man 15 weeks ago
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"Eggs benedict.
Nice and creamy.
This is going to make me sound like a pathetic human being, but.... I've never had eggs Benedict "
When you are away with work and had 3 full English in a row it is a very pleasant change |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"It’s definitely the best meal of the day though. So many variations.
I read vibrations
Because you have a dirty mind.
And you are a willy flasher "
😂
You’re a nipple flasher |
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup.
I only got custard creams, but I'd happily go get chocolate biscuits for you two gorgeous people "
Forget the biscuits and jump into bed with us immediately.
You’ll have to take those heels off though, these bed sheets are clean on. |
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup.
I only got custard creams, but I'd happily go get chocolate biscuits for you two gorgeous people
Forget the biscuits and jump into bed with us immediately.
You’ll have to take those heels off though, these bed sheets are clean on."
Unbuckles shoes in record time |
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"What I want is a pile of black pudding and poached eggs…what I’ve got is yoghurt and banana…which is nice but not quite the same. "
I approve. What you have is lush, what you want is vile, plus you are looking very good for it  |
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup.
I only got custard creams, but I'd happily go get chocolate biscuits for you two gorgeous people
Forget the biscuits and jump into bed with us immediately.
You’ll have to take those heels off though, these bed sheets are clean on.
Unbuckles shoes in record time "
*clears todays diary*  |
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"A pumpkin spice latte. I'm going to taste of them soon enough. 🎃
They’ve been banned, new legislation.
Bloody tories!
Fuck the Tories. Silly sausages. "
You probably would!
Anyway, I can’t stay and chat as I’m in bed with the op and she’s looking very hungry for sosig. |
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong)
No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx"
I'll take a bacon and sausage barm with brown sauce please |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I ate at last.
Drum roll..... brrrrrrrr
I has a bacon butty, 3 custard creams and coffee
My morning is complete xx"
Was your bread toasted and did you have sauce? |
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"I ate at last.
Drum roll..... brrrrrrrr
I has a bacon butty, 3 custard creams and coffee
My morning is complete xx
Was your bread toasted and did you have sauce?"
It was white (not toasted) Hovis, no sauce. Coffee was white with no sugar |
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"What I want is a pile of black pudding and poached eggs…what I’ve got is yoghurt and banana…which is nice but not quite the same.
I approve. What you have is lush, what you want is vile, plus you are looking very good for it "
Thanks…mind you if full English keeps you looking as good as you do maybe I need to make a change |
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