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By *ackformore100 OP Man 15 weeks ago

Tin town

I'm sure there are some belters in fab land.

Hand to gland combat

A five knuckle shuffle...

What have you got?

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By *uacksplat.Woman 15 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im howling over 'hand to gland combat' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 never heard that before! Px 🦆

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 15 weeks ago

The Continental

Rhyming slang ones…..

A Barclays

A Sherman

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By *cottish guy 555Man 15 weeks ago

London

A hand shandy.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 15 weeks ago

The Continental

An orgy with Mrs Palmer and her five friends

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By *ife NinjaMan 15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Shaking hands with the unemployed

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By *aomilatteCouple 15 weeks ago

Midlands

Ch@king the chicken

Flicking the bean

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By *BGuy22Man 15 weeks ago

West Coast

A meeting with Pam.....Pam of the hand!

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

One in the bank

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By *880 SaintMan 15 weeks ago

Essex

Pulling your spine out

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 15 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I’m going to have a fiddle in a bit

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By *yrman57Man 15 weeks ago

Ayr

A Jodrell

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By *uperSalopian7Man 15 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Shaking the palm tree 🌴 until the coco nuts 🥥

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By *iker JackMan 15 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Bashing the bishop

Choking the chicken

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By *entonMan 15 weeks ago

Wakefield

Yellow Pages. More for the ladies that one.

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By *ornucopiaMan 15 weeks ago

Bexley

"A Jodrell"

Something very onomatopoeic about thaat particular one,I've always thought.

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By *iaisonseekerMan 15 weeks ago

Liverpool

I believe the definitive document is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

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By *abluesbabyMan 15 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Pocket Billiards

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By *agic johnsonMan 15 weeks ago

morden

Pulling the pud

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan 15 weeks ago

Leeds

Read Carry On legend Kenneth Williams' book and he was always having a "Barclays"

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Batting the beaver

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Spanking the monkey

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Ham shank 😂

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By *xFoxyStoatxxWoman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere

Tug the slug.

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By *avexxMan 15 weeks ago

cheshire

stroking the budgies head

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By *rSuave88Man 15 weeks ago

Mirfield

Bashing the bishop

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By *uriousscouserWoman 15 weeks ago

Wirral

Ringing the devil's doorbell

Having a ménage a moi

Going on a date with Pamela Handerson

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Pumping the squirty chipolata

Tommy tank

Cracking one off

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By *oandstephCouple 15 weeks ago

Bradford

Rub one out

And tug

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 15 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Knocking one out..

Chugging..

Draining the mucky water

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By *ornucopiaMan 15 weeks ago

Bexley

In some cases, a 'septic' is probably a fairly appropriate sounding piece of rhyming slang.

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By *ushroomhead10Man 15 weeks ago

Ashby De La Zouch

Iv e of one it's stroking the wookie

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By *neeyedwillieMan 15 weeks ago

Darlington

Pickling the pork.

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By *uperSalopian7Man 15 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Tickle the pickle 🥒

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By *ildmanYorksMan 15 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Early Whitesnake track Bloody Mary...

"Madame Palm and her 5 sweet daughters

Couldn't give a man what the doctor orders"

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By *orthern BeardMan 15 weeks ago

Preston

Wrestling the one eyed trouser snake.

Slapping the yoghurt slinger

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By *estmids71Man 15 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Playing the skin trombone

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By *atfuckerbristolMan 15 weeks ago

Wells

Peeling the private potato.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 15 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Shake hands with the one eyed monster

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By *imples24Man 15 weeks ago

tamworth

Jerk off

Strangling the snake

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By *inkyPair2018Couple 15 weeks ago

Wolves and Northants

Fapping

And another new one I learned lately is Gooning. But that’s when you edge and don’t cum!

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By *rLothbrokMan 15 weeks ago

Lancs

Burping the worm

Dotting the i

Badgering the witness

Auditioning the finger puppets

Dialing the rotary phone

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By *moothdickMan 15 weeks ago

stoke

Tickle the trout

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By *imples24Man 15 weeks ago

tamworth

Choking the monkey

Jacking off

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 15 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Churning the butter

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By *AJMLKTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Burley

An evening with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters.

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By *rsMxCouple 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Happy Time

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By *yrman57Man 15 weeks ago

Ayr

Syphon the python.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Rhyming slang ones…..

A Barclays

A Sherman "

A Ham Shank

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By *uke OzadeMan 15 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Beating the meat

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By *ornucopiaMan 15 weeks ago

Bexley

We seem to have forgotten dear old

' J. Arthur '

from the rhyming contingent.

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