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Annoying FAB phrases
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What phrases do you see on here that make you groan - on profiles, or on the forum?
Two of ours:
"Looking for fun" - you don't say?
"Been here before" - bully for you, what are you expecting, a medal? |
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Playmate
Play
A meet
Oh and that passive aggressive thumb. Bloody hate that thumb. |
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For me it’s FAB .. 🥴 … fab my pic ? and meet ! ….
I prefer “like”and “date” ….. but that’s just me 😀
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Not my first rodeo.
I don't bite unless asked.
Genuine |
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Play. Gives me the ick.
Mmmmm. No. Just no.
Nawty. |
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entitled
fab straight
breed me |
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Looking for exceptional males only |
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Magic fingers
Knows how to use it
If I don't make you squirt there must be something wrong lol (that's actually on a profile!)
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Club meets only
BBC only
Face pics with first message or no reply
Exceptional males only |
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“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab. |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Playmate
Play
A meet
Oh and that passive aggressive thumb. Bloody hate that thumb. "
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Here for a good time, not a long time. |
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"Playmate
Play
A meet
Oh and that passive aggressive thumb. Bloody hate that thumb.
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By *oomlMan 17 weeks ago
Fareham |
For those of you who don't understand the reasoning behind this posting. Followed by a load of Pseudo legal blurb all of which is meaningless. |
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By *eliWoman 17 weeks ago
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"Playmate
Play
A meet
Oh and that passive aggressive thumb. Bloody hate that thumb. "
Not annoy, mildly irk. Anyway, I agree with the wise old dear. |
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In updates, my balls need draining /emptying |
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"Not my first rodeo.
I don't bite unless asked.
Genuine "
This ! |
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"What phrases do you see on here that make you groan - on profiles, or on the forum?
Two of ours:
"Looking for fun" - you don't say?
"Been here before" - bully for you, what are you expecting, a medal?"
Tbh nothing really bothers me he. It’s just fab not serious site in reality.
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By *agatoXXXMan 17 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"In updates, my balls need draining /emptying"
You have balls? 😳 |
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Looking for likeminded where they don't say what their mind is like... |
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Must be over 6ft ....
What difference does to make if your horizontal |
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"Not into endless chat"
"When you free"
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"Must be over 6ft ....
What difference does to make if your horizontal"
This is me. Sorry to be annoying 😃 |
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"In updates, my balls need draining /emptying
You have balls? 😳"
. No, but plenty do on my updates  |
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Treat with respect
Will not meet at the drop of a hat
If you contact me again, I am going to the police |
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‘Not looking to fuck the whole site’
Who actually is planning on that? |
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By *r TriomanMan 17 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
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By *r TriomanMan 17 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
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By *r TriomanMan 17 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"‘Not looking to fuck the whole site’
Who actually is planning on that?"
Me; I'm pacing myself, only a handful in the last 12 years. If all MF couples and Single Women set their upper ages limits to 99, if I up my game (and live long enough), I should be able to achieve it by 2051 |
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"‘Not looking to fuck the whole site’
Who actually is planning on that?
Me; I'm pacing myself, only a handful in the last 12 years. If all MF couples and Single Women set their upper ages limits to 99, if I up my game (and live long enough), I should be able to achieve it by 2051"
I wish you well in your endeavours 😂 |
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab."
This! 🤢 |
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If it's in the chat rooms, anything relating to wanking over or exchange their wives used panties when they're a single male profile. |
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We don’t bite, only if you ask us to 🤦♀️ xx |
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Haha.
Lol.
Don't mess them about
Fill in later
How's you.
Bants. |
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"I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code. |
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By *equila89Man 17 weeks ago
Tortured Poets Department |
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What are you into
Read my bio lol |
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By *vaRose43Woman 17 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
Ask me…..
Fill in later….
I’m nearby
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Hung guys 8inch plus only……
Was wrong with a 7 incher or even 5 or 6 inches ffs ladies are you that loose you can’t feel it any shorter than 8 inches |
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Men referring to themselves as bulls.. 😂 |
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Club meets only
BBC only
Daddy |
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"Hung guys 8inch plus only……
Was wrong with a 7 incher or even 5 or 6 inches ffs ladies are you that loose you can’t feel it any shorter than 8 inches "
It’s visual turn on. A big cock looks so much more impressive and stimulating. Why buy a Porsche when a ford puma is still a car eh |
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"Men referring to themselves as bulls.. 😂"
🤣🤣 nothing wrong with being just a calf 🤦♀️ xx |
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"Men referring to themselves as bulls.. 😂
🤣🤣 nothing wrong with being just a calf 🤦♀️ xx"
🤣 |
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"Men referring to themselves as bulls.. 😂
🤣🤣 nothing wrong with being just a calf 🤦♀️ xx
🤣"
We’ve just checked out your profile 😍😍💯 xx |
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"Hung guys 8inch plus only……
Was wrong with a 7 incher or even 5 or 6 inches ffs ladies are you that loose you can’t feel it any shorter than 8 inches
It’s visual turn on. A big cock looks so much more impressive and stimulating. Why buy a Porsche when a ford puma is still a car eh "
but you get more miles for your money with a smaller car and the insurance is cheaper lol |
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By *agatoXXXMan 17 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab."
Mmmm. I couldn't agree more. 😝 |
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Mr is a gent
Respect this one lads
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When ppl use “fabs” instead of “fab”.
Dunno why tho 🤷🏻♀️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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No sorry not for us |
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Fair play to everyone who's has replied above... You're all 100% right. and a thumb for those who it triggers! |
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab.
This! 🤢"
Absolutely agree! Especially when followed by "haha"
"Fill you up" is another one |
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab."
Or in a reply to a message. It always makes me think of the mattersons adverts |
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This member has hidden their profile. |
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“Tell me/us what you’d do if you met me/us” Sex is supposed to be a go with the flow situation reading body movement and reactions not a flipping scripted act. |
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Pounding/ruining/smash
“I’m an xyz year old man. I’m looking to meet women and couples”. Sounds like auto trader. |
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Need to be discreet
Wife doesn’t know
Fill in later |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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The word genuine has lost all meaning on this site.
"I don't bite unless you want me too"
"I can breathe through my ears"
And our favorite
"Married and they dobt know dobt judge me" |
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""Daddy"
"Breed me" "
Yeah, “breed me” is a particular head scratcher when it’s a bloke. |
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"This member has hidden their profile."
I came across that yesterday, when a newish poster contacted me asking to verify her. We had never even swapped messages so she wanted fake veris. When I said no she blocked me and now has hidden profile … |
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Treat with respect. 🙄
Good hygiene essential (like when is it not)
Mrs |
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Looking for exceptional males
pictures with ‘fab if you’d……….’ |
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"When ppl use “fabs” instead of “fab”.
Dunno why tho 🤷🏻♀️"
Same.
Its not fabs wingers, its Fab Swingers. |
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By *B69Woman 17 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
Can I ask you a question?
I know I’m not what you’re looking for but …
How’s Fab treating you?
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"When ppl use “fabs” instead of “fab”.
Dunno why tho 🤷🏻♀️
Same.
Its not fabs wingers, its Fab Swingers."
I siesta found the other description of fab I see in twitter / Reddit / discord. Fab mingers. Always make me chuckle |
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"Can I ask you a question?
I know I’m not what you’re looking for but …
How’s Fab treating you?
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Ahhhhhh just ask the question!! Don’t ask me if you can ask one 🤦🏽♀️🤣 |
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Picture this scenario….would you like to know more 🤮🤮🤮 |
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not looking for single guys ,really annoying. |
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I'm making so many notes of what not to say |
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By *enk15Man 17 weeks ago
Evesham |
"No, I won't shag you"
So annoying |
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By *zeroMan 17 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Looking for exceptional"
"Must be discreet"
"Professional couple" |
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We`ve added a list of the most used clichés at the end of our profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Don’t really like being called a slut… |
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‘Exceptional males’
By definition the Elephant Man would have been an ‘exceptional male’ |
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Gym fit guys only..... says the "Greggs on legs" who's never been within a mile of a gym. 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Not here to shag the site…..well duhhh like you could!!
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By *agatoXXXMan 17 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Must have teeth, not smell like they slept in a bin, ffs this is Fab … lower the bar a bit and give us ‘real men!’ A chance  "
Preach, brother!😁 |
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By *irthandgirthMan 17 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
*frantically points at everything* |
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Can I ask you a question?
Sooo cringey! |
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"Can I ask you a question?
Sooo cringey! "
Maybe they got confused on Google |
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"We`ve added a list of the most used clichés at the end of our profile."
. Thanks |
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Here for a good time not a long time |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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When someone mentioned BBC, and then another user cracks the whole "I prefer ITV" joke... Block immediately 
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‘Fill in later’ has to be the worst! If you can’t be arsed what’s the point? |
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By *orny PTMan 17 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Sydney Uni bollocks.
We should start worrying about AI, Artificial Intelligence going the way of Adobe and snooping around other peoples' pics. Even their own customer base is getting royally screwed. |
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'Meet now'
Ermm yep i will drop everything im doing and cancel all plans  |
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By *onmar02Couple (MM) 17 weeks ago
Bargoed |
"‘Fill in later’ has to be the worst! If you can’t be arsed what’s the point?"
Then you see that they have been on the site for over a year, how much later are we expected to wait? |
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'we're catching up with fabmin' behave will you. |
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"A professional couple !
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that's always baffled us. |
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Where did the Sydney University stuff come from?
Don’t meet at the drop of a hat is the worst one, followed closely by not my first rodeo |
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By *orny PTMan 17 weeks ago
Peterborough |
What about Google is your friend? Is it hellaslike! |
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"Playmate
Play
A meet
Oh and that passive aggressive thumb. Bloody hate that thumb. "
I give the thumb when guys are just wanting a bit of wank chat |
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code."
🤣🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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A certain type
"To the front of the queue" |
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""Daddy"
"Breed me" "
Breed me? No kids are expensive
Daddy? Should I call the guys in the yellow jackets?
Mood killers |
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When I see "420 friendly*, a little part of my soul dies |
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By *irthandgirthMan 17 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Size queen"
If some lady has a minimum requirement of 10 inches (have seen on profiles), I'm bringing a duck to conduct an experiment to see if it's quack echoes. |
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By *irthandgirthMan 17 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code.
🤣🤣🤣"
Especially if the same profile complains about dick pics on male profiles. |
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People who tell you how many messages they have |
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Any reference to cake/popcorn.
It's a great way of telling everyone you have zero personality.
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"A professional couple !
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this, does it mean you have to pay them to meet? |
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab.
This! 🤢"
Agreee with this - plus can lick pussy for hours … boring haha  |
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Lick, Laugh, Love
Never seen it but it came into my head reading this and it’s awful so had to share |
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"Lick, Laugh, Love
Never seen it but it came into my head reading this and it’s awful so had to share "
You have that sign above your bed don’t you!!
Come on, tell the truth. |
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"Lick, Laugh, Love
Never seen it but it came into my head reading this and it’s awful so had to share
You have that sign above your bed don’t you!!
Come on, tell the truth."
Haha - And “powered by fairy dust” on the back of the car too |
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If I see mmmmm any more in my life, it would be enough for me to cut my cock off and get Mrs to superglue herself together. One of the most annoying things I think I've ever seen.
Then there's "yous". "Yous looking?"
WELL WE FUCKING WERE UNTIL YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT!
Aghhh, okay. Relax now Jake. You'll be fine. It's just online. 😂 |
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"Lick, Laugh, Love
Never seen it but it came into my head reading this and it’s awful so had to share
You have that sign above your bed don’t you!!
Come on, tell the truth.
Haha - And “powered by fairy dust” on the back of the car too "
So sexy 😍 |
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please put #$%#@&^ in the title of your message to prove you've read it . |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Any comments with Wonko in them |
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By *equila89Man 17 weeks ago
Tortured Poets Department |
"Gym fit guys only..... says the "Greggs on legs" who's never been within a mile of a gym. 😉"
One of my favorites was ‘if you can’t do 30 press ups don’t bother’. Wouldn’t be interested in meeting her but I was tempted to ask if she wanted a competition. Maybe throw some burpees in.
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"Gym fit guys only..... says the "Greggs on legs" who's never been within a mile of a gym. 😉"
Unless the gym was on the same street as the Greggs….. |
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"Must be over 6ft ....
What difference does to make if your horizontal"
one hell of a lot ...... |
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"Gym fit guys only..... says the "Greggs on legs" who's never been within a mile of a gym. 😉
One of my favourites was ‘if you can’t do 30 press ups don’t bother’.
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Yep; you first love |
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"New to this"
(50 verifications) |
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""Daddy"
"Breed me"
Yeah, “breed me” is a particular head scratcher when it’s a bloke. "
Probable talking about foreskin bacteria! |
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Any literal begging for fabs ,it's like the only reason they are members of the site .so sad |
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By *ashedMan 17 weeks ago
hemel |
Anything with slag in it we swingers not slags |
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"Any literal begging for fabs ,it's like the only reason they are members of the site .so sad"
Totally agree. |
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"Any literal begging for fabs ,it's like the only reason they are members of the site .so sad
Totally agree. "
Feeling things out,
Testing the water
Dipping our toes in
Meeting tonight
No verifications and the profiles a year plus old |
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“Anything’s possible with money”
A reply I got to “You have up to 50 on your age range. Do you meet guys who are 50?” |
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Then there's "yous". "Yous looking?"
WELL WE FUCKING WERE UNTIL YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT!
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Them's the ones what refers to Fabs, Eurekas, Silverleighs, Kestrels etc. I assume that they are pluralists.
The lifestyle does seem to attract them. |
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Statuses asking if it's snowing anywhere.
Will fill in later. But been in the site over a year.
Face pic with first message. When they have no photos what's so ever.
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Oh and the.... Anyone want to buy me a site supporter code? No I fucking don't. Pay for it yourself. |
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"‘Not looking to fuck the whole site’
Who actually is planning on that?"
The arrogance to think this option would be available to them. |
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No tories.
Always makes me laugh when I see it on a profile.
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By *WANDTGCouple 17 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
" Posh couple!"
I'm from SE London, I'm not sure what they're expecting |
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Looking for generous men , ok so your basically a pro |
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"What phrases do you see on here that make you groan - on profiles, or on the forum?
Two of ours:
"Looking for fun" - you don't say?
"Been here before" - bully for you, what are you expecting, a medal?"
Unexpected free
Or
Rare day off
Professional
Fussy
oooh I’m too grumpy ! |
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"No tories.
Always makes me laugh when I see it on a profile.
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That one tickles me too 🤣. No need to put no extreme lefties as they’ll always be sure to tell you anyway |
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"Can I ask you a question?
Sooo cringey! "
Exactly. It should be "MAY I ask you a question?" |
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I know how the site works. ( it ain't fekin rocket science).
You cannot message this profile as either you have blocked them or they have blocked you. |
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"No tories.
Always makes me laugh when I see it on a profile.
That one tickles me too 🤣. No need to put no extreme lefties as they’ll always be sure to tell you anyway "
imagine not wanting to play with a couple because of their political stance. |
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Genuine
Rather than the fake people that we are really looking for |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Gonna add a few of these to my list thats on my profile!
Thx! |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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When you receive a message from a blank profile that simply says “wanna meet”. Sure thing buddy, really swept me off my feet with that one |
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"Professional"
"Need discretion because of our jobs"
"Treat with Respect"
"18 to 99"
Just a few that make me roll my eyes. |
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All that stuff about Sydney University.
No chance that anyone can sue them, first of all they are not likely to discover if Sydney University has used their data, secondly they won't be able to sue in another Country without huge expense. Get real on this.
My own profile offers Sydney a cheeky invitation. |
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People over 50 searching for 18 year olds ,weirdly enough it's mostly women |
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"We're all here for the same thing" |
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By *irthandgirthMan 17 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"If I see mmmmm any more in my life, it would be enough for me to cut my cock off and get Mrs to superglue herself together. One of the most annoying things I think I've ever seen.
Then there's "yous". "Yous looking?"
WELL WE FUCKING WERE UNTIL YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT!
Aghhh, okay. Relax now Jake. You'll be fine. It's just online. 😂 "
Let's not forget any version of Nawty/Norty.. ITS FUCKING HARDER TO TYPE IT INCORRECTLY. FOR FUCK SAKE. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 17 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Any comments with Wonko in them "
Yeah, they give me the boak!🤮🤢 |
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By *orny PTMan 17 weeks ago
Peterborough |
""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code."
the postcodes in question are
LD1 5TY
and
N13 6LW
Both in places called Wide open! |
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"What phrases do you see on here that make you groan - on profiles, or on the forum?
Two of ours:
"Looking for fun" - you don't say?
"Been here before" - bully for you, what are you expecting, a medal?"
Definitely this
Not my first rodeo - stop deleting your profile then hahaha |
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By *oomlMan 17 weeks ago
Fareham |
"Treat with respect. 🙄
Good hygiene essential (like when is it not)
Mrs "
Good hygiene should be obvious but unfortunately it isn't to some. |
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By *onmar02Couple (MM) 17 weeks ago
Bargoed |
"When you receive a message from a blank profile that simply says “wanna meet”. Sure thing buddy, really swept me off my feet with that one "
So you did get my message then? Lol |
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code."
😂😂😂😂 |
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"If I see mmmmm any more in my life, it would be enough for me to cut my cock off and get Mrs to superglue herself together. One of the most annoying things I think I've ever seen.
Then there's "yous". "Yous looking?"
WELL WE FUCKING WERE UNTIL YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT!
Aghhh, okay. Relax now Jake. You'll be fine. It's just online. 😂
Let's not forget any version of Nawty/Norty.. ITS FUCKING HARDER TO TYPE IT INCORRECTLY. FOR FUCK SAKE."
😂😂😂 you're absolutely right! Haha I hate it all haha |
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If carlsberg did swingers/clubs etc
No they don't. They do average lager |
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I’m not going to beat around the bush as soon as I see that in a message I delete it aaarrrggghhh |
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"not looking for single guys ,really annoying. "
Yes, really gets my goat that one. |
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code."
Funny |
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""Daddy"
"Breed me" "
Absolutely |
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I think I am going to collate all of these, make up a bio and have it ready on notepad ready to send to every single person asking for profile advice. |
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“Treat her well” on the verifications. |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Verified by a man/couple yesterday but says “I’m looking to explore my bi side right now” |
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"Sorry for the late verification"
"He has a naughty glint in his eye"
"Fabs finest"
"Can't wait to meet in more intimate surroundings" (and no follow-up veri)
No pics of the male on couples profiles
All veris hidden (why?)
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