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Cheesiest pick up lines... that worked!
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By *ornycougaWoman 15 weeks ago
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"Let's try again,
What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?
"Hey, I like your beard...  can I touch it... with my vagina?  😅"
I love that. Shame I don't love beards or I'd be nicking that one! 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Never been one for cheesy chat up lines but I have s funny pick up story that worked.
I clocked a woman’s NHS card at the bar, remembered her details, circled back to her shortly afterwards and pretended i was psychic 😂 |
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"Let's try again,
What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?
"Hey, I like your beard... can I touch it... with my vagina? 😅
I love that. Shame I don't love beards or I'd be nicking that one! 😂"
Change it to "I like your face, can I touch it; with my vagina"  |
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"Someone once said to me can you give my number to your friend.
So she knows who to call when she’s wondering where you are in the morning.
I thought that was quite good 🤣"
Oooh that's got some intrigue to it |
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Picked up a menu in a sandwich shop, I was asked by the gorgeous lass behind the counter if I found anything I liked
I said nooo, I can’t seem to find it..
She said, what is it you’re looking for?
Well, I don’t seem to see your number on here
Oh I’ll fix that she said while writing her number down and handing it to me. |
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"Picked up a menu in a sandwich shop, I was asked by the gorgeous lass behind the counter if I found anything I liked
I said nooo, I can’t seem to find it..
She said, what is it you’re looking for?
Well, I don’t seem to see your number on here
Oh I’ll fix that she said while writing her number down and handing it to me. "
Smooooooooove |
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"Let's try again,
What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?
"Hey, I like your beard... can I touch it... with my vagina? 😅
I love that. Shame I don't love beards or I'd be nicking that one! 😂
Change it to "I like your face, can I touch it; with my vagina" "
Yeah that works 😜 Or lips would work too |
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"Picked up a menu in a sandwich shop, I was asked by the gorgeous lass behind the counter if I found anything I liked
I said nooo, I can’t seem to find it..
She said, what is it you’re looking for?
Well, I don’t seem to see your number on here
Oh I’ll fix that she said while writing her number down and handing it to me.
Smooooooooove"
My cheeky handsome ways pay off now and again |
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