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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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Talk to me about something on your mind

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?

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By *antas little minxWoman 9 weeks ago

essex

How have I forgotten simple minds! (The band) for the young ones!

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By *idssissyTV/TS 9 weeks ago

Birmingham

Turning a year older

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 9 weeks ago

your head

I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 9 weeks ago

the moon

Better not lol

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By *rSuave88Man 9 weeks ago

Mirfield


"Talk to me about something on your mind"

How long have you got? 😂

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By *usyBusyElfWoman 9 weeks ago

Brum


"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?"

Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar?

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By *usyBusyElfWoman 9 weeks ago

Brum


"Better not lol "

Hello Cherry 😘

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By *ightnow500Man 9 weeks ago

Bristol

Would love to chat naughty

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By *igboy200286Man 9 weeks ago

Hastings

I'm up late in more ways than one lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?

Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar?"

Ummmm. 3wks fresh. I've been liberally applying Dermol 500 etc with negligible impact

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Talk to me about something on your mind"

It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up.

Big picture, it'll all work out.

It's made this week a ball ache though.

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?"

Ouch.

I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot

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By *usyBusyElfWoman 9 weeks ago

Brum


"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?

Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar?

Ummmm. 3wks fresh. I've been liberally applying Dermol 500 etc with negligible impact "

Very very new, it can take months. It's totally normal healing process x

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"How have I forgotten simple minds! (The band) for the young ones! "

I’m the young ones

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Turning a year older "
when??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?

Ouch.

I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot"

*Here*, have a tissue. It's one with moisturising lotion

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭"

Have a wank. If that doesn’t work try crying

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?

Ouch.

I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot

*Here*, have a tissue. It's one with moisturising lotion "

Is it mr kc’s wank tissue?

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Better not lol "

Surprise me

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 9 weeks ago

your head


"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭

Have a wank. If that doesn’t work try crying"

Will try both, thank you

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Talk to me about something on your mind

How long have you got? 😂"

30 minutes max

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?

Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar?

Ummmm. 3wks fresh. I've been liberally applying Dermol 500 etc with negligible impact

Very very new, it can take months. It's totally normal healing process x"

No other scar from surgery has been THIS tight. I'm sure it'll be fine. It's just ouchy at the mo. Wheelchairing on it hurts

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭

Have a wank. If that doesn’t work try crying

Will try both, thank you "

They both work for me.

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Would love to chat naughty "

I’m open to naughty chat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist?

🤔

Deep shizz for a Monday.

You?

Ouch.

I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot

*Here*, have a tissue. It's one with moisturising lotion

Is it mr kc’s wank tissue?"

Hang on, I'll give it a lick and test

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm up late in more ways than one lol"
what other ways, big boy

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"Talk to me about something on your mind

It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up.

Big picture, it'll all work out.

It's made this week a ball ache though. "

Hate it when my balls ache. Big picture thinking is a great skill.

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

How many knees does an elephant have ?

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"How many knees does an elephant have ? "

0. Bless them

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Talk to me about something on your mind

It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up.

Big picture, it'll all work out.

It's made this week a ball ache though.

Hate it when my balls ache. Big picture thinking is a great skill. "

Someone wise once said don't suffer imaginary woes. This is one of those times.

Great thread Steve x

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"Talk to me about something on your mind

It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up.

Big picture, it'll all work out.

It's made this week a ball ache though.

Hate it when my balls ache. Big picture thinking is a great skill.

Someone wise once said don't suffer imaginary woes. This is one of those times.

Great thread Steve x "

I needed to hear that today actually. Genuinely.

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By *ad NannaWoman 9 weeks ago

East London

My thoughts are higgledy-piggledy tonight.

I'm laughing at what's going on in my brain 🤣

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"My thoughts are higgledy-piggledy tonight.

I'm laughing at what's going on in my brain 🤣"

what a funny thing to say 😂 you’re funny I love it

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By *ad NannaWoman 9 weeks ago

East London

I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is.

I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though.

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is.

I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though."

i gave her a facial ^

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By *ad NannaWoman 9 weeks ago

East London


"My thoughts are higgledy-piggledy tonight.

I'm laughing at what's going on in my brain 🤣 what a funny thing to say 😂 you’re funny I love it"

There's songs, yee ha-s, annoying thoughts and all sorts going on

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By *ad NannaWoman 9 weeks ago

East London


"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is.

I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though.i gave her a facial ^"

I think you should. You have to rub it in though...with your tongue

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is.

I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though.i gave her a facial ^

I think you should. You have to rub it in though...with your tongue "

😡 ok yes I’ll do it

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 9 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Hey im always up late!

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By *idssissyTV/TS 9 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Turning a year older when??"

45 mins

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By *agatoXXXMan 9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Have I got a cold, or is it early stage manflu?

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By *ad NannaWoman 9 weeks ago

East London


"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is.

I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though.i gave her a facial ^

I think you should. You have to rub it in though...with your tongue

😡 ok yes I’ll do it"

No swallowing.

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them"

I don't think your answer is right x

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x"

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

It's not a wank tissue. Just a tissue. If you prefer, you can have a shoulder? Or some boobsicles instead?

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By *ellroseWoman 9 weeks ago

Brum

Nowt on my mind I just don’t sleep well

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"It's not a wank tissue. Just a tissue. If you prefer, you can have a shoulder? Or some boobsicles instead? "
boobs will do

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Nowt on my mind I just don’t sleep well "

Have a wank or a cry. If it doesn’t work come back to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"It's not a wank tissue. Just a tissue. If you prefer, you can have a shoulder? Or some boobsicles instead? boobs will do"

*Here*, have a boob or two. I'm told they're quite comfy.

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By *tephanjMan 9 weeks ago

Kettering

I'm 70 in 26 days what should I get for my self as a present?

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"I'm 70 in 26 days what should I get for my self as a present?"

A membership at chams! I’ll see you there

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"It's not a wank tissue. Just a tissue. If you prefer, you can have a shoulder? Or some boobsicles instead? boobs will do

*Here*, have a boob or two. I'm told they're quite comfy."

Yum

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it"

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

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By *ellroseWoman 9 weeks ago

Brum


"Nowt on my mind I just don’t sleep well

Have a wank or a cry. If it doesn’t work come back to me"

They don’t work either

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x"

What about their trunks

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Nowt on my mind I just don’t sleep well

Have a wank or a cry. If it doesn’t work come back to me

They don’t work either "

Ok you’re gonna have to give me a call. I’ll talk you to sleep. Message me your number

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By *ad NannaWoman 9 weeks ago

East London

My STI results came back negative.

That's a positive.

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks "

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"My STI results came back negative.

That's a positive.

"

I see what you did there

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

"

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you"

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

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By *uzzieboyMan 9 weeks ago

taunton

Just got home from work chilling and hav a catch up on here hope everyone is ok ??

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? "

Do you like pickles?

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Just got home from work chilling and hav a catch up on here hope everyone is ok ??"

It feels tense on here today I don’t like it

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?"

🤢🥒🤢

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By *uzzieboyMan 9 weeks ago

taunton


"Just got home from work chilling and hav a catch up on here hope everyone is ok ??

It feels tense on here today I don’t like it"

Well is Monday so we’ve just got back to reality

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢"

Then you’ll love it

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it"

Are you sure?

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure? "

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure?

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles"

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure?

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫"

Sent!

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure?

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Sent! "

I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed.

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By *lex CoxMan 9 weeks ago

Porth

I hate pube beards

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"I hate pube beards"

I like certain beards. Certain ones.

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure?

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Sent!

I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed. "

Installed

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"I hate pube beards

I like certain beards. Certain ones. "

Ahem.

Hi

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 9 weeks ago

London

Its cold outside

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By *igwilly2kMan 9 weeks ago

The Land of Kink!


"Its cold outside "
and it's still raining!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"I hate pube beards

I like certain beards. Certain ones.

Ahem.

Hi "

Yours is one of the certain ones

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By *ildbillkidMan 9 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Not cold ,not raining, fall ain't falling

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By *uzzieboyMan 9 weeks ago

taunton

Was debating to grow my beard back unsure though

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"Its cold outside "
I bet it’s warm inside you. And wet.

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"Was debating to grow my beard back unsure though "
do what you preferred

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

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"I hate pube beards

I like certain beards. Certain ones.

Ahem.

Hi

Yours is one of the certain ones "

You are gonna talk me into bed

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure?

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Sent!

I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed.

Installed "

Instead ok my mind is trying to get the image of your penis out of my head x

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure?

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Sent!

I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed.

Installed

Instead ok my mind is trying to get the image of your penis out of my head x"

You’ll be up all night. I’ll upload some to my friends only feed now just for you

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"How many knees does an elephant have ?

0. Bless them

I don't think your answer is right x

I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it

See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x

What about their trunks

Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees.

No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you

Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫?

Do you like pickles?

🤢🥒🤢

Then you’ll love it

Are you sure?

Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles

🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Sent!

I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed.

Installed

Instead ok my mind is trying to get the image of your penis out of my head x

You’ll be up all night. I’ll upload some to my friends only feed now just for you "

😱😱😱🙈

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"I hate pube beards

I like certain beards. Certain ones.

Ahem.

Hi

Yours is one of the certain ones

You are gonna talk me into bed"

Yes please.

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By *igboy200286Man 9 weeks ago

Hastings


"I'm up late in more ways than one lol what other ways, big boy"

My cock is so hard

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm up late in more ways than one lol what other ways, big boy

My cock is so hard"

Oh yeah? And what are you going to do with it?

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends

Ight, I’mma head out

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By *igboy200286Man 9 weeks ago

Hastings


"I'm up late in more ways than one lol what other ways, big boy

My cock is so hard

Oh yeah? And what are you going to do with it?"

Play with it while thinking about having 2 women taking turns sucking my fantasy

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan 9 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Master.... bait

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By *bostCouple 9 weeks ago

glasgow


"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭"

This

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By *hartlonHMan 9 weeks ago

dartford

Need a good wank and sleep but can’t get going

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By *uzzieboyMan 9 weeks ago

taunton

And wide awake still ffs 🤦‍♂️

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

2024 PT5

Earth now officially has two moons

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"2024 PT5

Earth now officially has two moons"

Polyamory in action

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By *appyhumper123Man 9 weeks ago

hull

Should I or shouldn't I

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple 9 weeks ago

armagh


"Should I or shouldn't I "

Should you what. ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West

I'm up late. I should go to bed. Anyone wanna spoon?

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By *appyhumper123Man 9 weeks ago

hull


"Should I or shouldn't I

Should you what. ?"

Well that's the question

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By *appyhumper123Man 9 weeks ago

hull


"I'm up late. I should go to bed. Anyone wanna spoon? "

Always

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By *inochioMan 9 weeks ago

Derbyshire

What do i want out of swinging lifestyle going forward and is it realistically acheivable.

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By *r TriomanMan 9 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm wandering whether or not I should adjust my bicycle seat, I rode 40 miles today and my bum hurts.

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By *herry delightWoman 9 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"2024 PT5

Earth now officially has two moons

Polyamory in action"

Lol do you need two moons orbiting you?

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm up late. I should go to bed. Anyone wanna spoon? "

Yes Mrs KC

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"I'm up late. I should go to bed. Anyone wanna spoon?

Yes Mrs KC"

Spoon me! The wall side is available

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By *haneleviMan 9 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Up late winding down after a late finish at work. Having a little browse here !

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By *ez669Man 9 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Yip its the weekend

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Ends


"2024 PT5

Earth now officially has two moons

Polyamory in action

Lol do you need two moons orbiting you? "

yes

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