I have not a clue how to dance. Never had. Can't even do that macaroni one. Even that one when you have to left stomp two times. Following those instructions is like following a recipe in Japanese.

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By *olden RatioWoman 15 hours ago

Buckinghamshire

Like an OAP with a dodgy hip at a tea dance.

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By *aggy dollsCouple 15 hours ago

Bradford

"Lots of butt swinging and tweaking.

Luna

Twerking?

The right answer 😘"

Yes twearking, stupid auto correct!!

Luna

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By *piritOfWolvesMan 15 hours ago

Wolverhampton

People deliberately dance to that?

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By *r CellophaneMan 15 hours ago

Bury

Don’t, can’t, won’t dance.

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By *aggy dollsCouple 15 hours ago

Bradford

"Lots of butt swinging and tweaking.

Luna

Twerking?

The right answer 😘

Yes twearking, stupid auto correct!!

Luna "

Damn it 'Twerking'

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By *hesubtlegentMan 15 hours ago

surrey

Like Chandler when he’s getting lucky 😂🕺🏻

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By *imples24Man 14 hours ago

tamworth

Like nobody’s watching

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By *avid 50Man 13 hours ago

kendal

I Dance badly, and can’t keep up with the youngsters but give me a Congo or the boat race song I’ll be on the floor

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 13 hours ago

Carlisle usually

No idea.

I just swing my hips to the heat and do whatever feels right at the time with the rest of me 💜

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By *aramel.desiresMan 12 hours ago

London

I put my left leg in, left leg out, in out in out and shake it all about!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 12 hours ago

Ends

Love that song

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 12 hours ago

Ends

She wanna dance with the 🤫

Honey we don’t dance

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 hours ago

A Place Where Time Runs Slow

I'm bad enough at walking when someone's watching, nevermind dance!

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By *ripfillMan 12 hours ago

havant

I dance …. 3.4m away from my legs .

It’s a sight to see for sure

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By *otuseater11Man 7 hours ago

IRVINE

One word badly

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By *atboynogymMan 7 hours ago

kettering

Out of tune but in my head like a professional

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By *oveseams69Man 7 hours ago

durham

Badley

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By *r John WickMan 7 hours ago

The Continental

A nodding head, that’s all

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By *cott14Man 5 hours ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Enthusiastically

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By *ightbuttlooseMan 5 hours ago

south west

I only perform the ‘no pants dance’

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By *eordieJeansCouple 4 hours ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I do the point and twist.

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