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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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I send polite descriptive copy and paste messages to all of the men folk within a 5 mile radius whom have a penis of 7inches or over and most look at my msgs and don't even bother to reply. 
I send out pics of my vagine and bumhole to all and sundry, from Monday - Friday showing their best sides, with random objects, dildos and dicks hanging out of em and dripping in seamen that I collected from the local village idiot and still no one seems interested
Where am I going wrong?! Is it my profile? is it me? This is really unexceptable!!
As an owner of tits and a vag I was told I'd be swimming in dicks here, beating them away with a stick. I was lied to 😢 😭
If you can't tell by now this is all a load of bollocks coz im bored lol
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"I send polite descriptive copy and paste messages to all of the men folk within a 5 mile radius whom have a penis of 7inches or over and most look at my msgs and don't even bother to reply.
I send out pics of my vagine and bumhole to all and sundry, from Monday - Friday showing their best sides, with random objects, dildos and dicks hanging out of em and dripping in seamen that I collected from the local village idiot and still no one seems interested
Where am I going wrong?! Is it my profile? is it me? This is really unexceptable!!
As an owner of tits and a vag I was told I'd be swimming in dicks here, beating them away with a stick. I was lied to 😢 😭
If you can't tell by now this is all a load of bollocks coz im bored lol
Happy Monday fabsters! "
You standing over the open toilet though? That might be what you are doing wrong tbf |
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"I send polite descriptive copy and paste messages to all of the men folk within a 5 mile radius whom have a penis of 7inches or over and most look at my msgs and don't even bother to reply.
I send out pics of my vagine and bumhole to all and sundry, from Monday - Friday showing their best sides, with random objects, dildos and dicks hanging out of em and dripping in seamen that I collected from the local village idiot and still no one seems interested
Where am I going wrong?! Is it my profile? is it me? This is really unexceptable!!
As an owner of tits and a vag I was told I'd be swimming in dicks here, beating them away with a stick. I was lied to 😢 😭
If you can't tell by now this is all a load of bollocks coz im bored lol
Happy Monday fabsters!
You standing over the open toilet though? That might be what you are doing wrong tbf
Oh damn I forgot this was a v sexy pose, thanks for reminding me! "
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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It's a numbers game babe, men are really picky and selective on here so you need to make yourself stand out. Make sure you tell them they are the hottest person youve ever seen even though youve only saw their elbow. Also maybe write a poem? Or an erotic novel of what you want to do to them? Last resort would be asking them to meet now round the back of tescos.. you got this girl. |
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I’d you had to read all the shite messages I get then you’d go offline and delete and not reply. I haven’t done my nails or hair and my knickers are still crusty from this mornings dildo-fest so try thinking with your brain not your cock |
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"Tsk tsk. Vixenited. Did you not follow up with another 43 messages getting gradually more aggressive and snarky? At least one of them needs to have said “Hey bbe wuu2 fk now?”
I missed the quota of 43 but I sent 25 follow up msgs like FAF? I'm in a hotel close to you now, and yet nothing back, shocking!! "
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"It's a numbers game babe, men are really picky and selective on here so you need to make yourself stand out. Make sure you tell them they are the hottest person youve ever seen even though youve only saw their elbow. Also maybe write a poem? Or an erotic novel of what you want to do to them? Last resort would be asking them to meet now round the back of tescos.. you got this girl.
Lmao this made me crack up, there are some really sexy elbows on here to be fair lol
Thank you for the words of encouragement!! 💪"
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"Thanks to everyone who took the time to write in this thread, comedy gold 
What he said  "
It's women like you that give the rest of us a bad name... Men are people and you should treat them with respect |
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"Thanks to everyone who took the time to write in this thread, comedy gold
What he said
It's women like you that give the rest of us a bad name... Men are people and you should treat them with respect"
Tut. White Nightdress. |
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"Thanks to everyone who took the time to write in this thread, comedy gold
What he said
It's women like you that give the rest of us a bad name... Men are people and you should treat them with respect"
I cant tell if your joking or not lol |
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇 "
Also I've just noticed fabs warned me for trying to insert the word stole (n)
So stole is fine but stole (n) is banned? what kind of nincompoopery is this? lol |
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
Also I've just noticed fabs warned me for trying to insert the word stole (n)
So stole is fine but stole (n) is banned? what kind of nincompoopery is this? lol "
A stole is a kind of scarf-like garment, thus an acceptable word. Probably. |
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇 "
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times. |
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
Also I've just noticed fabs warned me for trying to insert the word stole (n)
So stole is fine but stole (n) is banned? what kind of nincompoopery is this? lol
A stole is a kind of scarf-like garment, thus an acceptable word. Probably. "
Ooooooor, and hear me out, orrrrrrrr, the AI is only a baby AI and hasn’t learned yet |
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I send out pics of my vagine and bumhole to all and sundry, from Monday - Friday showing their best sides, with random objects, dildos and dicks hanging out of em and dripping in seamen that I collected from the local village idiot and still no one seems interested "
Apparently sky remotes is where it's at.... |
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
Also I've just noticed fabs warned me for trying to insert the word stole (n)
So stole is fine but stole (n) is banned? what kind of nincompoopery is this? lol
A stole is a kind of scarf-like garment, thus an acceptable word. Probably.
Ooooooor, and hear me out, orrrrrrrr, the AI is only a baby AI and hasn’t learned yet"
Shhhhhh! Don't teach it new tricks |
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
Also I've just noticed fabs warned me for trying to insert the word stole (n)
So stole is fine but stole (n) is banned? what kind of nincompoopery is this? lol
A stole is a kind of scarf-like garment, thus an acceptable word. Probably. "
Makes sense, have never heard of that before |
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times.
ffs your memory is too good lol "
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times.
ffs your memory is too good lol
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I always remember a pretty profile FROM LONDON. If they’re from anywhere else I usually forget. True story. |
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By *ixenited OP Woman 9 weeks ago
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times.
ffs your memory is too good lol
I always remember a pretty profile FROM LONDON. If they’re from anywhere else I usually forget. True story.
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times.
ffs your memory is too good lol
I always remember a pretty profile FROM LONDON. If they’re from anywhere else I usually forget. True story. "
Smooth like butter... |
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times.
ffs your memory is too good lol
I always remember a pretty profile FROM LONDON. If they’re from anywhere else I usually forget. True story.
Smooth like butter..."
You should see me when I’m trying to be charming |
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times.
ffs your memory is too good lol
I always remember a pretty profile FROM LONDON. If they’re from anywhere else I usually forget. True story.
Smooth like butter...
You should see me when I’m trying to be charming"
Smoother than the moisturiser you use 🔥 |
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"She stole my whole fucking flow. Word for word . Bar for bar
I've never stole anything in my life, honest! 😇
I remember when you did that thread about stealing and everyone went mad. Good times. Good times.
ffs your memory is too good lol
I always remember a pretty profile FROM LONDON. If they’re from anywhere else I usually forget. True story.
Smooth like butter...
You should see me when I’m trying to be charming
Smoother than the moisturiser you use 🔥"
😝😝 |
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"I send polite descriptive copy and paste messages...
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Men are far too busy to read through lengthy waffle, using long words, that takes forever to get to the point. They also dislike you showing off by spelling and punctuating everything correctly.
Try using text speak and don't beat around the bush: "hru bbe wana fuk hmu ur hot" is usually successful.
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I think your bum pics need to hint at a little "missed brown bit", preferably with a just discernible teeny-tiny bit of loo roll stuck to a cheek.
The spottier the bum, the better.
You'd deffo get the right sort of guys then.
Good luck in your quest OP  . |
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By *agatoXXXMan 9 weeks ago
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"Did you measure your vag with a sky remote? "
Remember, the sky remote is held cross-ways for vag measuring, unlike the penis method. Men love it when ypu can get a 3ltr pepsi bottle in, sideways. |
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"Did you measure your vag with a sky remote?
Remember, the sky remote is held cross-ways for vag measuring, unlike the penis method. Men love it when ypu can get a 3ltr pepsi bottle in, sideways."
My eyes have gone squiffy |
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By *agatoXXXMan 9 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Did you measure your vag with a sky remote?
Remember, the sky remote is held cross-ways for vag measuring, unlike the penis method. Men love it when ypu can get a 3ltr pepsi bottle in, sideways.
My eyes have gone squiffy "
Well, you do have to work up to a 3ltr gradually. You'll get there, I'm sure.😈 |
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"Did you measure your vag with a sky remote?
Remember, the sky remote is held cross-ways for vag measuring, unlike the penis method. Men love it when ypu can get a 3ltr pepsi bottle in, sideways.
My eyes have gone squiffy
Well, you do have to work up to a 3ltr gradually. You'll get there, I'm sure.😈"
I struggled with one of those mini cans of fizzy pop |
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