Sunday sex joke

By *haveanicevoice OP Man 5 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

What did the woman say after she had sex with a stranger

I don't know what came over me

??????????????????

By *agatoXXXMan 5 weeks ago

Mordor

"What did the woman say after she had sex with a stranger

I don't know what came over me

??????????????????"

Don't give up the day job.

By *issolvedOrdersMan 5 weeks ago

Bristol

"What did the woman say after she had sex with a stranger

I don't know what came over me

??????????????????

Don't give up the day job."

Don’t worry, he’s here all week haha!

Willenhall

"Are you stupid? We have all this paradise and you want me to rebel and eat the fruit of the only tree we have been instructed not to touch?

I'm sorry Eve. There's nothing you can do that will ever make me go against our creator's instructions."

And it was at that very moment the world's first blowjob occurred...