"I'm craving a good hard pounding 😊
With a body like yours surely it’s not hard to find? X
I want to remain alive after said pounding though, takes time to find "normal" 🤭"
Yep I’m cautious too, this place is a minefield! |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"I am craving a hot woman to come and warm up my bed then give each other a good seeing to.
Failing that i would settle for a bacon burger 
I’ll stop at the burger van on my way  "
Can you get me one too? I'll give you the cash! |
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"Penis.
I have a serious craving for some penis right now 💜
Any particular type of penis? Lol
The one that's coming over after work will do the trick 💜
Lucky guy"
No luck involved. Poor bastard has had to put up with me for years already 💜 |
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By *eliWoman 8 weeks ago
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A rather tall man with floppy hair and piercing eyes and a delightful adorable way of smiling at me to fuck me* (and lazily cuddle me after, he's more than a penis shaped dildo to get myself off with).
*and many other things but it's before 9pm. |
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"Penis.
I have a serious craving for some penis right now 💜
Any particular type of penis? Lol
The one that's coming over after work will do the trick 💜
Lucky guy
No luck involved. Poor bastard has had to put up with me for years already 💜"
I’m sure he doesn’t object lol
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"A rather tall man with floppy hair and piercing eyes and a delightful adorable way of smiling at me to fuck me* (and lazily cuddle me after, he's more than a penis shaped dildo to get myself off with).
*and many other things but it's before 9pm."
It’s after 9pm somewhere in the world haha |
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By *aven.Woman 8 weeks ago
Not the North West... |
"I'm too tired for sexual shenanigans.
I'd like a hot guy to make me a lasagne though.
How about I cook you a lasagne, pour you a glass of wine, give you a massage…"
I don't want a massage |
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"I'm too tired for sexual shenanigans.
I'd like a hot guy to make me a lasagne though.
How about I cook you a lasagne, pour you a glass of wine, give you a massage…
I don't want a massage "
Ok ignore that bit then  |
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"I am craving a hot woman to come and warm up my bed then give each other a good seeing to.
Failing that i would settle for a bacon burger
I’ll stop at the burger van on my way "
I will keep the bed warm while i am waiting but i won’t eat in bed…..don’t want to be kicked out of my own bed for making crumbs 😂  |
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"I am craving a hot woman to come and warm up my bed then give each other a good seeing to.
Failing that i would settle for a bacon burger
I’ll stop at the burger van on my way
I will keep the bed warm while i am waiting but i won’t eat in bed…..don’t want to be kicked out of my own bed for making crumbs 😂 "
Crumbs in bed is a real passion killer lol |
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"I am craving a hot woman to come and warm up my bed then give each other a good seeing to.
Failing that i would settle for a bacon burger
I’ll stop at the burger van on my way
I will keep the bed warm while i am waiting but i won’t eat in bed…..don’t want to be kicked out of my own bed for making crumbs 😂 "
Oh….
I’ll wager I can make you “eat” in bed  |
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"I am craving a hot woman to come and warm up my bed then give each other a good seeing to.
Failing that i would settle for a bacon burger
I’ll stop at the burger van on my way
I will keep the bed warm while i am waiting but i won’t eat in bed…..don’t want to be kicked out of my own bed for making crumbs 😂
Oh….
I’ll wager I can make you “eat” in bed "
I think that you could bet the house on that one |
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"I'm just craving a Lady in London. The calibre and quality is dire.
Haha"
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Well, I suppose that's one way to repeatedly bump your own thread, by referencing the same remark over and over again.
#HaHa |
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Now I know I’m not going to get a lot of sympathy from single guys but I’ve not had a BJ for almost 10 days 
C hasn’t been well with a couple of things. I mean she’s still helped me cum 😛
So I’m craving a BJ right now
K |
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